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divabot posted:Pole kwa hasara yako [Here comes a scammer, Father] No one reads this poo poo.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 04:03 |
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What a waste of time spent making it
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 04:27 |
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Fauxtool posted:What a waste of time spent making it Much like bitcoins
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 08:03 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Ross had a file on his laptop called mycrimes.txt excuse me sir that's completely wrong, i think you'll find if you do your research that it was called log.txt LolitaSama posted:Whats the consensus?: I hear word on the street is even if i had bitcoins I wouldn't be able to convert it apparently you can get ActualMonies out of CoinBase if you're prepared to wait at least a week and put up with the withdrawal limit ($1000/day or something?) Fauxtool posted:What a waste of time spent making it i'm never getting those two minutes back
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 09:24 |
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http://www.newsbtc.com/2017/05/31/blockchain-info-wallet-recommends-us26-bitcoin-transaction-fee-instead-normal-amount/ The url says it all, but I do enjoy: quote:Things only get worse when a wallet recommends paying US$26 or more to transfer bitcoins. That is an outrageous amount of money, to say the least. You'd think bitcoin billionaires would be ok paying a small fee to move their billions around.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 10:38 |
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do you even need to use an exchange to send a bitcoin from one wallet to another. cant you just do it yourself for free
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 11:44 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:do you even need to use an exchange to send a bitcoin from one wallet to another. cant you just do it yourself for free From what I understand you can either wait ages for the network to confirm the transaction or you can pay a transaction fee to some people to speed it up regardless of exchanges
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 12:19 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:do you even need to use an exchange to send a bitcoin from one wallet to another. cant you just do it yourself for free That's not an exchange fee, it's the transaction fee that goes to the miner who mines the block in which your transaction is published. There are currently 66 blocks (11 hours) and growing, worth of pending transactions. The transactions with the highest fees get moved to the top of the list. If you choose to pay no fee, it is unlikely your transaction will ever be processed.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 12:29 |
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if you want me to fall for a fake answer like that you have to make is sound like it makes at least a little sense
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 12:32 |
95% of Bitcoin business is pretty much based on trying to avoid using the actual "features" of Bitcoin. A lot of the fees and poo poo are pretty much just tied to the exchanges or wallet software.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 17:08 |
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yoloer420 posted:That's not an exchange fee, it's the transaction fee that goes to the miner who mines the block in which your transaction is published. There are currently 66 blocks (11 hours) and growing, worth of pending transactions. The transactions with the highest fees get moved to the top of the list. Wait, so you *have* to pay grift to get your money?
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 17:12 |
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Waffle House posted:Wait, so you *have* to pay grift to get your money? Yeah. Fundamentally when all 21 million bitcoins have been mined, it's the mechanism for how miners will get paid instead of getting paid a block finding bonus. Also you're basically hosed if you accidentally swap the transaction amount with the transaction fee.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 17:27 |
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If you're wondering "Why do bitcoiners like to advertise bitcoin as an instantaneous service with no fees with no chargebacks" when it's horribly slow, has comparatively expensive fees if you want to actually use it, and something that is a negative, welcome to the club.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 17:33 |
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exploded mummy posted:If you're wondering "Why do bitcoiners like to advertise bitcoin as an instantaneous service with no fees with no chargebacks" when it's horribly slow, has comparatively expensive fees if you want to actually use it, and something that is a negative, welcome to the club. You forgot "amazingly simple to use".
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 17:36 |
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Basically everything bitcoiners tell you about their dumb nerd poo poo is a lie. Partly cause they are in a cult, partly because nearly all of them are "that guy who knows how to do a few things on a computer obviously I'm a tech expert." I say guy because it's 99% men in this poo poo and when a woman does come up they act like creepy MRAs
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 17:54 |
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LethalGeek posted:Basically everything bitcoiners tell you about their dumb nerd poo poo is a lie. Partly cause they are in a cult, partly because nearly all of them are "that guy who knows how to do a few things on a computer obviously I'm a tech expert." Bitcoins: A Luxury, Incel-Exclusive Investment Market
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 17:56 |
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Buy bitcoins to buy drugs on the internet. The constantly inflating price of bitcoin means you can effectively purchase drugs for free (or for the lost opportunity of cashing out if you're a square). Also if you think the price of bitcoins is going bad, you can even convert it all to drugs, then sell the drugs to buy the floor after it drops.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 19:16 |
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Blockade posted:Buy bitcoins to buy drugs on the internet. The constantly inflating price of bitcoin means you can effectively purchase drugs for free (or for the lost opportunity of cashing out if you're a square). See THIS is exactly what Satoshi had in mind. Everyone, please re-read the thread title.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 19:32 |
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Burt Sexual posted:You forgot "amazingly simple to use". Since SA and Reddit just aren't enough to slake my thirst for arguing on the Internet, I find myself in places like the Financial Times comment section, where Bitcoiners say things like: quote:While ransomware is unfortunate, one unintended positive side effect could be the forced familiarization of cryptocurrencies to the masses. Desperate victims of ransomware attacks will inevitably be forced to open brokerage accounts at cryptocurrency exchanges, setup wallets and make their first transactions. After the bitterness wears off, people will realize how easy these transactions are to make. It would not surprise me if the trend in ransomware continues to fuel greater market caps for all cryptocurrencies including Bitcoin and Ethereium, but particularaly more anonymous currencies like Dash and Zcash. At the end of the day, ransomware could end being the killer app that revolutionized global banking. You see, being splashed all over the headlines as being all about the criminality, to the extent that people call for its banning, is actually good news for Bitcoin, because
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 20:15 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:some dude in the yospos thread made like $1500 amazon bucks. From Dogecoin. Anyone ever make any money from bitcoin? I touched the poop a few years ago when my idiot bitcoin guy coworker suckered me into buying a 2-pack of miners. I knew nothing about it at the time. I ran it for like a month or so and got sick of my condo being a constant 95 degrees and my electric bills through the roof. I had a tryhard spreadsheet to calculate when I would ROI, minus my electric bill bump/etc. I didn't ROI until I got sick of it and sold the loving thing on eBay to some sucker. By that time, it was mathematically impossible to ROI because of the skyrocketing difficulty, but the dude still bought it and I made like $200 of my original $250 back. Then I discovered the bitcoin threads on SA and everything was good in the world laughing at butters. I think I have like 0.4 bitcoins in the wallet.dat stashed somewhere on my NAS. I can't remember really. It's almost not worth hooking coinbase to my bank account and risk getting my account down for 0.4. Also, I don't have the half TB of hard disk space on my SSD to install the Bitcoin Core thing or whatever it is so I could transfer it to Coinbase. e: https://blockchain.info/charts/blocks-size?timespan=all Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:I touched the poop a few years ago when my idiot bitcoin guy coworker suckered me into buying a 2-pack of miners. I knew nothing about it at the time. I ran it for like a month or so and got sick of my condo being a constant 95 degrees and my electric bills through the roof. I had a tryhard spreadsheet to calculate when I would ROI, minus my electric bill bump/etc. I didn't ROI until I got sick of it and sold the loving thing on eBay to some sucker. By that time, it was mathematically impossible to ROI because of the skyrocketing difficulty, but the dude still bought it and I made like $200 of my original $250 back. Then I discovered the bitcoin threads on SA and everything was good in the world laughing at butters. It takes a big man to admit your comedy for our sakes. Congrats
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:I touched the poop a few years ago when my idiot bitcoin guy coworker suckered me into buying a 2-pack of miners. I knew nothing about it at the time. I ran it for like a month or so and got sick of my condo being a constant 95 degrees and my electric bills through the roof. I had a tryhard spreadsheet to calculate when I would ROI, minus my electric bill bump/etc. I didn't ROI until I got sick of it and sold the loving thing on eBay to some sucker. By that time, it was mathematically impossible to ROI because of the skyrocketing difficulty, but the dude still bought it and I made like $200 of my original $250 back. Then I discovered the bitcoin threads on SA and everything was good in the world laughing at butters. But don't you get it? If you'd held on to those Bitcoins that cost you way more in electricity then, you'd finally make a profit (even though it would've just been cheaper to buy them outright with way less hassle and chance of a fire or heatstroke).
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:I think I have like 0.4 bitcoins in the wallet.dat stashed somewhere on my NAS. I can't remember really. It's almost not worth hooking coinbase to my bank account and risk getting my account down for 0.4. Also, I don't have the half TB of hard disk space on my SSD to install the Bitcoin Core thing or whatever it is so I could transfer it to Coinbase. Send the wallet.dat to me and I'll spend it on drugs for myself.
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gary oldmans diary posted:if you want me to fall for a fake answer like that you have to make is sound like it makes at least a little sense this is what every competent technical person says when they're told how bitcoin actually works
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 09:56 |
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I bought part of a bitcoin on May 29th . It's worth $651 more than I paid as of right now. Chump change but it's still a decent profit. Should probably sell it
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plape tickler posted:I bought part of a bitcoin on May 29th . It's worth $651 more than I paid as of right now. Chump change but it's still a decent profit. Should probably sell it In a parking lot or an exchange where you have to scan your drivers license and send it to them?
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 15:15 |
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Coinbase
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plape tickler posted:I bought part of a bitcoin on May 29th . It's worth $651 more than I paid as of right now. Chump change but it's still a decent profit. Should probably sell it Do NOT sell, it's going to the moon !!!
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What am I supposed to be seeing here
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 21:17 |
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Waffle House posted:What am I supposed to be seeing here the stable and reliable currency of the future !!
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 21:29 |
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A tiny percentage drop from a sell off that the market corrected for within minutes? I mean like, it does cross the "significant" line but it's nothing you wouldn't see in any currency outside of the big strong first world ones. Misleading chart/10.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 21:37 |
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He said not to sell and it immediately dropped and continued down about $150. It's volatile in that range obviously and it's back up around where it started.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 22:11 |
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I need a census Those who think you should buy bitcoin NOW and hold for the future please state so here Those who don't, post Krust.jpg
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 22:54 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I need a census you should buy, nobody else should you are our Captain of Industry, navigating us onto the rocks of Freedom
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divabot posted:you should buy, nobody else should divabot posted:you should buy, nobody else should I already bought 1 whole Eth See you on my yacht, poooooors
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Waffle House posted:What am I supposed to be seeing here
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 06:07 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:A tiny percentage drop from a sell off that the market corrected for within minutes? I mean like, it does cross the "significant" line but it's nothing you wouldn't see in any currency outside of the big strong first world ones. Misleading chart/10. Come on Jeff, with the constant fraud, complications, god awful communities, distrust, and the constant hilarious stories how can you keep saying Bitcoin is fine and the fluctuations are "normal" while completely ignoring all the other issues. And that's not even bringing up the fact they are entirely based on something imaginary, there is already a fully established universally accepted system in place or that if they were actually going to ever become a real currency the current governments would pick it up and take over in a matter of hours.
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each bitcoin is worth $3000* *worth of drugs or illegal pornography but not money
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