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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Random Stranger posted:

I never thought finding the message "ice is food" on my bag to be mildly strange would turn out to be so controversial.

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Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Basically the only thing I remember from The 13th Warrior is that part where Banderas is struggling with the viking sword because it's ohhhh so heavy and cumbersome ugh, and then he has the smith reshape the blade into a scimitar and then he can spin it around like a cool ninja dervish eventhough the sword isn't any smaller, and that was just so monumentally loving stupid I've had my nerd knickers in a huge twist ever since.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Nordick posted:

Basically the only thing I remember from The 13th Warrior is that part where Banderas is struggling with the viking sword because it's ohhhh so heavy and cumbersome ugh, and then he has the smith reshape the blade into a scimitar and then he can spin it around like a cool ninja dervish eventhough the sword isn't any smaller, and that was just so monumentally loving stupid I've had my nerd knickers in a huge twist ever since.

You do know that where the weight is balanced on a weapon changes what muscles you use to swing it, right? A scimitar is balanced completely differently than a stabbing sword, even though they might be the same size.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Kwyndig posted:

You do know that where the weight is balanced on a weapon changes what muscles you use to swing it, right? A scimitar is balanced completely differently than a stabbing sword, even though they might be the same size.
Yes. But that's not how the scene portrays the difference.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Random Stranger posted:

I never thought finding the message "ice is food" on my bag to be mildly strange would turn out to be so controversial.

It is weird. The ice lockers outside the convenience stores here are of a brand that proclaims "Packaged ice is a food!" complete with exclamation point. Turns out that the FDA does indeed regulate packaged ice like it does other foods, but I'm still at an utter loss as to why you'd advertise it as such.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

From The 13th Warrior I mainly remember the scene near the campfire where Banderas suddenly starts understanding what the vikings are saying. It's a bit silly, but it's a pretty smooth way to transition to all of them speaking English.

And it's not like a movie with a Spaniard playing an Arab was going to be authentic anyway.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Phanatic posted:

It is weird. The ice lockers outside the convenience stores here are of a brand that proclaims "Packaged ice is a food!" complete with exclamation point. Turns out that the FDA does indeed regulate packaged ice like it does other foods, but I'm still at an utter loss as to why you'd advertise it as such.

So people know that it is food grade ice and safe to be around other foods you want to use to keep cool / put in drinks or what ever. Rather than just frozen mank water that could be used to chill something but you wouldn't want to ingest. Seems pretty sensible to have the FDA to regulate something that - while not of any caloric value - is consumed.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Accidentally buying frozen "mank" water and ingesting it isn't something you need to worry about in non-poo poo countries.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Mierenneuker posted:

From The 13th Warrior I mainly remember the scene near the campfire where Banderas suddenly starts understanding what the vikings are saying. It's a bit silly, but it's a pretty smooth way to transition to all of them speaking English.

And it's not like a movie with a Spaniard playing an Arab was going to be authentic anyway.

arabs? in my iberian peninsula? its more likely than u think

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Phanatic posted:

It is weird. The ice lockers outside the convenience stores here are of a brand that proclaims "Packaged ice is a food!" complete with exclamation point. Turns out that the FDA does indeed regulate packaged ice like it does other foods, but I'm still at an utter loss as to why you'd advertise it as such.

Well, it is low-fat and gluten-free.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mierenneuker posted:

From The 13th Warrior I mainly remember the scene near the campfire where Banderas suddenly starts understanding what the vikings are saying. It's a bit silly, but it's a pretty smooth way to transition to all of them speaking English.

And it's not like a movie with a Spaniard playing an Arab was going to be authentic anyway.

That's a fantastic scene and it shows the passage of time over a very long journey. He doesn't suddenly know anything

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

Nordick posted:

Basically the only thing I remember from The 13th Warrior is that part where Banderas is struggling with the viking sword because it's ohhhh so heavy and cumbersome ugh, and then he has the smith reshape the blade into a scimitar and then he can spin it around like a cool ninja dervish eventhough the sword isn't any smaller, and that was just so monumentally loving stupid I've had my nerd knickers in a huge twist ever since.

It was worth it, when he points the sword at the viking's neck after flipping it around trying to be a badass, and the viking is totally unimpressed and asks if he can take the sword from his dead body and give it to his daughter.

https://youtu.be/5ECzAm8vCh4?t=107

Wa11y has a new favorite as of 22:49 on Jun 8, 2017

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
A spaniard playing an arab is a ..... spare-rib?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Accidentally buying frozen "mank" water and ingesting it isn't something you need to worry about in non-poo poo countries.

Which is why its regulated in the US, exactly.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

i dont know what 'mank' water is

but im pretty sure i know what 'wank' water is

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Bogan King posted:

So people know that it is food grade ice and safe to be around other foods you want to use to keep cool / put in drinks or what ever. Rather than just frozen mank water that could be used to chill something but you wouldn't want to ingest. Seems pretty sensible to have the FDA to regulate something that - while not of any caloric value - is consumed.

Could they not label it as FOOD GRADE or POTABLE or SAFE TO EAT or something clear like that? Instead of something so bizarre we've been talking for like a page about what it could possibly mean?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Data Graham posted:

Could they not label it as FOOD GRADE or POTABLE or SAFE TO EAT or something clear like that? Instead of something so bizarre we've been talking for like a page about what it could possibly mean?

I'm pretty sure it means ice is food.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Data Graham posted:

Could they not label it as FOOD GRADE or POTABLE or SAFE TO EAT or something clear like that? Instead of something so bizarre we've been talking for like a page about what it could possibly mean?

you put "SAFE TO EAT" on something, I'm gonna start wondering why you felt the need to say that

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Dungeon Ecology posted:

i dont know what 'mank' water is

but im pretty sure i know what 'wank' water is
it's short for manky, which is a slang synonym of dirty/filthy

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.


This is a statement from Trumps lawyers. You can just tell by the fact that there is a typo in the first line that he has the best legal team.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872661171576467456

Noted reporter Kurt Eichenwald on anti-semitism: it's bad. Wait, computer, zoom...



Enhance...



Huh.

Noted reporter Kurt Eichenwald on big anime titties: EXTREMELY GOOD

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Noted Child Pornography Purchaser Kurt Eichenwald

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

PCOS Bill posted:

Noted Child Pornography Purchaser Kurt Eichenwald

https://twitter.com/merrittk/status/872906568299413504

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Mierenneuker posted:

From The 13th Warrior I mainly remember the scene near the campfire where Banderas suddenly starts understanding what the vikings are saying. It's a bit silly, but it's a pretty smooth way to transition to all of them speaking English.

And it's not like a movie with a Spaniard playing an Arab was going to be authentic anyway.

A movie based on Michael Crichton's version of a thousand year old myth might be inaccurate? Why i never!

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

50s girl groupon
Jul 17, 2010

I woke up like this

Phanatic posted:

It is weird. The ice lockers outside the convenience stores here are of a brand that proclaims "Packaged ice is a food!" complete with exclamation point. Turns out that the FDA does indeed regulate packaged ice like it does other foods, but I'm still at an utter loss as to why you'd advertise it as such.

Could be advertised that way so people using EBT know they can buy it with their EBT card?

Akrabbim
Aug 10, 2003
It means 'scorpion' in Hebrew, and rhymes with 'bakrabbim'. Don't even ask...

RFC2324 posted:

This is the best movie.

Go Beowulf!

Lo, there do I see my father...

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Well, it is low-fat and gluten-free.

No it is chock full of evil unclean glutens :ohdear:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



PCOS Bill posted:

Noted Child Pornography Purchaser Kurt Eichenwald

Why is he not in jail?

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Dungeon Ecology posted:

arabs? in my iberian peninsula? its more likely than u think

Only an Arab would...

Bring a dog to war? Yes, I heard this one already.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

BrianBoitano posted:

Why is he not in jail?

Believe it or not, there's actually more nuance to the situation than PCOS Bill put into his post.

I know, it's incredible, right?

quote:

In 2005, he wrote a group of New York Times articles about online child pornography. One of those articles was about Justin Berry, a then-18 year old who operated pornographic websites featuring himself and other teen males.[6][7] For this reporting, he received the Payne Award for Ethics in Journalism, for "preserving the editorial integrity of an important story while reaching out to assist his source, Justin Berry, in reporting on Berry’s involvement in child pornography."[8] He was also later criticized when it came to light that he had given Berry an undisclosed $2,000 before writing the articles

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
PCOS Bill believes that there exists a massive pedo conspiracy covering the media, Hollywood, and the Democratic Party, so yeah

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Pakled posted:

PCOS Bill believes that there exists a massive pedo conspiracy covering the media, Hollywood, and the Democratic Party, so yeah

It's not exactly secret that Hollywood is crawling with pedophiles but I doubt that the Democrats are actually running a child sex ring out of a pizza place.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
http://i.imgur.com/7STE6CJ.mp4

Jezza is a loose unit.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



FreudianSlippers posted:

It's not exactly secret that Hollywood is crawling with pedophiles but I doubt that the Democrats are actually running a child sex ring out of a pizza place.

Dem pedo got busted with a bunch of child porn last week but it's not a funny picture.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Boinks posted:

Dem pedo got busted with a bunch of child porn last week but it's not a funny picture.

I'm not sure where it falls on the line (to the right would be my guess) but a huge bunch of DoD guys got "busted" with cp on their Pentagon/work machines

So many in fact that everyone had to just shrug and say there wasn't anything to do for it

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

syscall girl posted:

I'm not sure where it falls on the line (to the right would be my guess) but a huge bunch of DoD guys got "busted" with cp on their Pentagon/work machines

So many in fact that everyone had to just shrug and say there wasn't anything to do for it

:catstare:

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Oh they knew. They knew very well what they were doing.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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