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SomeJazzyRat: Nov 2, 2012; Hmmm...

👀I'm 💯gonna🤝get you 😍daddy😍 😎Tom ⛴️Cruise💯😍💦

Edit: I feel dirty.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:07

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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

bobjr posted:

Glad KC Green finally made it big

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:09

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Say Nothing posted:

I'm picturing a 14v battery powered version of this

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:13

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No it is chock full of evil unclean glutens

This is legit a thing, but my issue is with lactose. It's used in a binding agent in a lot of processed foods to give it a better texture, so it's still possible to get sick from foods that are clearly not dairy, like cheap meat, margarine, or oatmeal.

The solution is clearly never buy any food outside of the produce section and go to a real butcher who doesn't do any sort of processing at all. Otherwise you're doomed.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:28

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Picnic Princess posted:

This is legit a thing, but my issue is with lactose. It's used in a binding agent in a lot of processed foods to give it a better texture, so it's still possible to get sick from foods that are clearly not dairy, like cheap meat, margarine, or oatmeal.

The solution is clearly never buy any food outside of the produce section and go to a real butcher who doesn't do any sort of processing at all. Otherwise you're doomed.

I can just imagine the kind of picnics you reign over in your official duties as princess. This picnic kingdom sucks!

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:33

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I don't do wussy sandwiches for picnics, I bring a mini-grill and make real steaks with grilled veggies and maybe some grilled salmon.

Not really but that's obviously way better than some lovely hotdogs on crappy lactose-infused white buns and chips with dip.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:37

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

This is the manifesto of one of the people running in Theresa May's electorate

I hope all the UK goons voted Lord Buckethead.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:48

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Bogan King posted:

This is a statement from Trumps lawyers. You can just tell by the fact that there is a typo in the first line that he has the best legal team.

Is this going to be the defense for all the poo poo Trump pulls? "He didn't do it, but why are you getting on his case because he would've been right to do it"

# ? Jun 9, 2017 06:28

Skeleton Mom: Aug 11, 2008

Lord Buckethead seems rather socially liberal for someone running with the conservatives. I guess hunting humans is fairly right-wing, but the stuff with bikes and face-coverings is never going to fly with the hardcore tories.

e: I have been informed they are running as an independent.

Skeleton Mom has a new favorite as of 06:51 on Jun 9, 2017

# ? Jun 9, 2017 06:45

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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I was so disappointed to learn that Lord Buckethead was not just Buckethead who rose in power in British politics.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 07:02

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

I'm afraid not, although he probably would have done about as well as Lord Buckethead

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/873037855756386304

# ? Jun 9, 2017 08:15

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

"How dare he turn our democratic system into a farce", thinks woman who lost seats to Jeremy Corbyn in a general election she was sure to win as a confidence boost.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 08:39

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

# ? Jun 9, 2017 09:13

Eastbound Spider: Jan 2, 2011

# ? Jun 9, 2017 09:32

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

The MSJ posted:

Someone please edit this to say Jab! instead

# ? Jun 9, 2017 11:05

Synonymous: May 24, 2011; That was a nice distraction.

Eastbound Spider posted:

gently caress yeah.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 12:10

Taeke: Feb 2, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

This is legit a thing, but my issue is with lactose. It's used in a binding agent in a lot of processed foods to give it a better texture, so it's still possible to get sick from foods that are clearly not dairy, like cheap meat, margarine, or oatmeal.

The solution is clearly never buy any food outside of the produce section and go to a real butcher who doesn't do any sort of processing at all. Otherwise you're doomed.

My sister has a pretty severe allergy to all things dairy (and a ton of other stuff) and it's incredible the things they put it in.

Latest discovery a little while back was white wine. loving wine. Now she has to ask the waiter to check the bottle, and they never believe it at first. I think it's a pretty recent thing. Meat and stuff I understand, like you said, as a binding agent, but wine completely took us by surprise.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:12

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I'm so confused right now about those EU votes. Just sitting here thinking
this buckethead stuff was a joke and then I saw that video. Now I have no loving clue at all.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:25

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Blind Rasputin posted:

I'm so confused right now about those EU votes. Just sitting here thinking
this buckethead stuff was a joke and then I saw that video. Now I have no loving clue at all.

Anyone* in the UK can run for local election: they just need to stump up a �500 deposit.

They then become a legit candidate, appear on the ballot papers, stand alongside the serious politicians at vote counting time, etc

If they fail to win 5% of the votes, then they lose that �500.

Some people do it for the fun. there's even an official Monster Raving Looney Party that has been going since 1983

quote:

*In UK Parliamentary elections all candidates must be 18 years old or over and either:

A British citizen
A citizen of the Republic of Ireland
A citizen of a commonwealth country who does not require leave to enter or remain in the UK, or has indefinite leave to remain in the UK

Certain groups of people are not allowed to stand, these include:

Members of the police forces
Members of the armed forces
Civil servants, judges and peers who sit and can vote in the House of Lords
People who are subject to a bankruptcy restrictions order or a debt relief restrictions order in England, Wales or Northern Ireland
People who have been adjudged bankrupt in Northern Ireland
People who have had their estate confiscated (sequestrated) in Scotland

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# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:33

Mephiston: Mar 10, 2006

Lunatics and comedy parties are relatively common in British politics. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party

e: for that matter, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_frivolous_political_parties#United_Kingdom

Mephiston has a new favorite as of 13:37 on Jun 9, 2017

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:34

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

I mean technically anyone can run as a write-in I'm the US too we just don't have this bizzare sort of joke culture around it like Japan or the UK.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:36

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

RagnarokAngel posted:

I mean technically anyone can run as a write-in I'm the US too we just don't have this bizzare sort of joke culture around it like Japan or the UK.

Don't you?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:39

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

I'm not aware of any but maybe its more of a thing in other parts of the country.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:40

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

spog posted:

Anyone* in the UK can run for local election: they just need to stump up a �500 deposit.

They then become a legit candidate, appear on the ballot papers, stand alongside the serious politicians at vote counting time, etc

If they fail to win 5% of the votes, then they lose that �500.

Some people do it for the fun. there's even an official Monster Raving Looney Party that has been going since 1983

And this is post Tarquin Fintim-Limbim-Whimbim-Lim Bus Stop-F�Tang-F�Tang-Ol�-Biscuit-Barrel

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:42

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

RagnarokAngel posted:

I'm not aware of any but maybe its more of a thing in other parts of the country.

You elected your joke candidate

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:42

Novum: May 26, 2012; That's how we roll

Our president is a punchline

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:42

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

Aaaaaaaaah gently caress its too early for this.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:43

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Data Graham posted:

And this is post Tarquin Fintim-Limbim-Whimbim-Lim Bus Stop-F�Tang-F�Tang-Ol�-Biscuit-Barrel

_{Silly Party}

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:53

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Edit: Nevermind.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:58

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

RagnarokAngel posted:

I'm not aware of any but maybe its more of a thing in other parts of the country.

Aside from the obvious trump jokes, there's that vermin supreme guy (the one with a boot on his head) that has been running for a while now.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 14:00

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDSiUUw21bQ

# ? Jun 9, 2017 14:08

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Aside from the obvious trump jokes, there's that vermin supreme guy (the one with a boot on his head) that has been running for a while now.

Good singer, that guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whFBCIzwxp8

# ? Jun 9, 2017 14:15

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

9 states do not allow write-in candidates for president. 33 other states require paperwork beforehand to have your write-in votes counted.

Surprisingly, write-in candidates have succeeded in certain aspects in the past, though the only presidential write-in successes were in primaries which probably follow different write-in rules.

And yeah, we do have some high-profile write-ins:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 14:16

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

BrianBoitano posted:

9 states do not allow write-in candidates for president. 33 other states require paperwork beforehand to have your write-in votes counted.

Surprisingly, write-in candidates have succeeded in certain aspects in the past, though the only presidential write-in successes were in primaries which probably follow different write-in rules.

And yeah, we do have some high-profile write-ins:

The president we need but don't deserve

# ? Jun 9, 2017 15:04

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