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bobkatt013 posted:I can't think of a movie where he was a science teacher. What about the bees? He was a teacher of some sort in The Happening.
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GrandpaPants posted:He was a teacher of some sort in The Happening. I meant to say can and thinking of the classic film The happening aka the movie he did because he was a teacher and not a cop
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He wanned ta be a teachah not a cwop Remember he was out acted by the chimp in Planet of the Apes and horses
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well why not posted:Surely it would be easier to write her to be over 18 than to figure out that creepy mess of a plotline. But then what is Marky Mark going to grouse about for half the movie? enigmahfc posted:I hate Marky Mark and the dude cannot act to save his life, and Transformers 4 has two lines that cracked me up. How Mark says, "I think we found a Transforma" is the funnest thing, and when he asks his daughter, "who taught you all that science and math?", implying it was him (and we all goddamn well know it wasn't him). I could be a science teacher, Night.
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Man the latest onscren sounds...off. Their timing is all hosed at the beginning. It's like they're intimidated because of a g-g-g-girlSleepCousinDeath posted:just a reminder: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Socialist_Democratic_Federated_Republic_of_Carbombya I'll pay to see The Last Knight only if it includes the Transformer that turned into a traffic signal in the middle of the desert and hosed with a guy once
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Man the latest onscren sounds...off. Their timing is all hosed at the beginning. It's like they're intimidated because of a g-g-g-girl It's probably just their sadness that Marvel isn't sending them any more checks.
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Gyges posted:It's probably just their sadness that Marvel isn't sending them any more checks. Plus of course Stephen's timing is off, he could hardly hear with all the red pills jammed in his ears!
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I imagine a lot of irregularity in this on-screen might be due to the bizarre political situation brewing around wonder woman, but that said on-screens always seem a bit off-type to me. There's a lot of subtle differences between speaking about a movie they've seen before and a movie they just saw for the first time. Like, for instance, Ultraviolet felt like an on-screen they managed to stretch into a full episode by sheer force of will.
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I love how Chelsea pointed out Wonder Womans "Its hideous." comment as speaking about the DC cinematic universe as it stands. Lmao
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Sort of. The book is sincere and the movie is satire. Heinlein was a bad person. Starship Troopers was super militaristic to a degree that was nearly self parody. Somehow he basically turned into a proto-hippie by Stranger in a Strange Land. But not necessarily in the good way like you want. Then he turned into a cartoon libertarian. He was real wierd and hosed up basically.. sean10mm fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jun 11, 2017 |
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Yes! Another Friday the 13th episode coming up!
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Twilightmentary is up as well. Are these worth listening to if you don't watch the movie beside it? Because, y'know. Twilight.
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GrandpaPants posted:Twilightmentary is up as well. Are these worth listening to if you don't watch the movie beside it? Because, y'know. Twilight. I listened to the Sithmentary along side Episode III, and there are times where they go 10-15 seconds without saying anything. Also they will make references to what is happening or just laugh at something that happened on screen, so it helps.
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Hockles posted:Yes! Another Friday the 13th episode coming up! Super excited about this.
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When do the summer reruns start? I want to nominate Jaws 4 as a perfect summer movie with lots of Michael Caine. Edit: He can blame falling in love with a Brody on Rio!!!
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Violator posted:When do the summer reruns start? I want to nominate Jaws 4 as a perfect summer movie with lots of Michael Caine. Good news, they've already done it! It's on their back catalogue on the website.
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Whoa ok I'm checking Roku out and apparently they did release Moontrap: Target Earth. Has anybody told the guys? I can't tell if Tiny Diehard is in it though
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Oh my god the cinematography of this is garbage with extremely close shots and the white balance is 100% off and apparently they couldn't afford a dolly for the one camera they have EDIT: Charles Shaugnessy surely your The Nanny residuals should keep you comfortably above water for the rest of your life
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Calaveron posted:Whoa ok I'm checking Roku out and apparently they did release Moontrap: Target Earth. Has anybody told the guys? I can't tell if Tiny Diehard is in it though It's not worth it until Neal DeGrasse Tyson fact-checks the original
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Martin Cinemax the Third would loving hate this movie because so far there has been only one instance of background blurry tiddy
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Man the latest onscren sounds...off. Their timing is all hosed at the beginning. It's like they're intimidated because of a g-g-g-girl Their timing sounds like they were doing it over skype or something. The constant talking over each other without realizing it is so common when that's the case.
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"Are you surprised this is stupid?" Eric, summing up the Transformers franchise succinctly.
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Man, they skipped over Optimus' psycho face removal.
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"Oh man you said you were gonna handle the sheet cake, bro!"
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I'm glad that Tape Guy is still getting work in the industry. The Deleter posted:Man, they skipped over Optimus' psycho face removal. That was the moment I was looking forward to the most!
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JT Smiley posted:I'm glad that Tape Guy is still getting work in the industry. One of the guys spent the last week working on a peeling tape sound effect. And it was worth it!
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I know the guys are generally terrible with names, but Megan Fox's character being named Mikaela Banes adds another weird masturbatory element to Bay's filming of the character. Edit: I wanted to see how violent the Devastator transformation was, but then also came across this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2pgl9obSqU This makes the movie look like a giant, longer than Star Wars videogame cutscene. GrandpaPants fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Jun 14, 2017 |
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I cannot believe they didn't mention Devastator having wrecking ball nuts. The movie explicitly calls it out, with John Turturro saying he was underneath the robot scrotum, or something like that. I was already hating the experience, but that's the moment where I realize the franchise was beyond saving.
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I think Eric's despairing "This is so stupid" covers all of it. I hope they get further into the psycho weird poo poo though, because just reporting on the general action just kinda reveals how much of a slog each one is.
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thrawn527 posted:I cannot believe they didn't mention Devastator having wrecking ball nuts. The movie explicitly calls it out, with John Turturro saying he was underneath the robot scrotum, or something like that. I imagine that by the time Devastator showed up they had mentally checked out, much like the time I saw it. I just remember it being a big worm robot that ate a lot of sand for what felt like 4 hours.
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bobkatt013 posted:I am not sure if they are going to be able to survive all 5... I'm not sure they will either. Eric sounds like he's ready to quit the show for the summer to avoid any more.
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thrawn527 posted:I'm not sure they will either. Eric sounds like he's ready to quit the show for the summer to avoid any more. The last one will be only Jupin, in what sounds like a hasty distress call with an ad for Lootcrate that's longer than the rest of the episode.
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You know, seeing as I've only seen bits and pieces of these movies, I thought the girl in the new one finally got around to giving Bumblebee a voice box and some robo-lips. I didn't know they repeatedly gave and then took back his ability to speak for a "fun" radio gag.
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If the guys were creeped out by the treatment of Megan Fox's character so far I can't wait to hear their reaction to the new love interest. Tape Guy really worked his rear end off on the third movie.
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Someone please let Steve know that there actually is a Transformer named Ripclaw. Also, I got a chuckle at this after this week's episode where they mention the female Transformer getting killed: 
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