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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



When these things undergo a red ring it will be vomiting all over your entertainment center.

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LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

Our console is so extreme... it vapes.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Halo?

mikemil828
May 15, 2008

A man who has said too much
Monster?

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Literal applause because it's small.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
microsoft will never stop delivering the magic. god bles you xXXxboxonexXXx

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

They're overdoing the applause a little I think

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
does it really matter how small it is

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
wow it's like im really looking at a cg trailer

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
xbox fans like big things, this is a serious misstep for Microsoft

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
AHooo!

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
Using our patented middle out vaporization technology,

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



The smallest Xbox ever still allows it to be anything up to the size of Jupiter so...

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



My Gimmick Name posted:

hyped for leaking hardware faults

literally leaking this time. liquid cooling is always a good and long lasting solution!

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
How small? It's as small as my dick :smug:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
smol box is cool tbf

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I'm glad Nintendo never revealed the Switch at E3

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Cars 4 : Lightning's Back Jack

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



It's superhot so we had to take special measures. Oh, and we made it smaller because we've got a great history with heat dissipation in our consoles.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Halo Suits now in Forza

Probad
Feb 24, 2013

I want to believe!

fits posted:

does it really matter how small it is

they watched a bunch of apple keynotes and forgot they weren't actually making a mobile device

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

fits posted:

does it really matter how small it is

dont sign your pooooooooooosts

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
I like how all interest evaporates as soon as the car comes into focus.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
betting all these previews were made on the PC

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
awooo

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
& windows 10

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
Welp game, time to unmask this monster

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Oh it's car sports.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhoooooooooooooo

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Xbox and Windows exclusive lol

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

gently caress cars

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



get hype for forza, the one exclusive we have that isnt completely poo poo

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Forza loving sucks

Morby
Sep 6, 2007
That thing probably still is bigger than a PS4 or PS4 Pro with an external battery pack.

Spinning Robo
Apr 17, 2007
Cars!! In 4k!! THEY BROKE NEW GROUND!!!!!

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

I'm watching the stream at 480p

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

spudsbuckley posted:

"We have numbers but no loving games at all!"

Tunahead
Mar 26, 2010

I hope the Xbox One X rises from the sand to reveal that this is a reveal trailer for a console that they just finished revealing.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
Look at what this monster can do: CARS!!1!

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Evil Canadian
Sep 10, 2000

No one man should have all that Psycho-Power.

wow fast cars the power of xbox is unleashed!!!!!!!

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