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plape tickler posted:I'm at a little over 1K profit in two weeks. Getting an itchy sell finger Never sell, never surrender! Bitcoin retirement here I come !
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Never sell, never surrender! Bitcoin retirement here I come ! you can't really turn bitcoins back into fiat, but you can buy a bunch of drugs and sell those for fiat
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Jun 12, 2017 02:05
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maskenfreiheit posted:you can't really turn bitcoins back into fiat, but you can buy a bunch of drugs and sell those for fiat just one more reason to legalize and tax drugs
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Jun 12, 2017 02:06
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Never sell, never surrender! Bitcoin retirement here I come ! Ethereum has been doing work this week maskenfreiheit posted:you can't really turn bitcoins back into fiat, but you can buy a bunch of drugs and sell those for fiat The last time I dealt with coinbase I didn't have problems selling bitcoins and having the proceeds deposited in my bank account. Hopefully nothing has changed.
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Jun 12, 2017 02:09
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plape tickler posted:Ethereum has been doing work this week look at this scrub using coinbase to get the bitcoins he'll buy  bath salts with
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Jun 12, 2017 02:15
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maskenfreiheit posted:look at this scrub using coinbase to get the bitcoins he'll buy bath salt are a real drug. Its were Flordiaman gets his powers
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Jun 12, 2017 02:19
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Can you actually get money OUT of the ecosystem? For what I seen it is almost impossible or a terribly slow process to sell bitcoin back to actual currency...
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Jun 12, 2017 02:49
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Bleusilences posted:Can you actually get money OUT of the ecosystem? For what I seen it is almost impossible or a terribly slow process to sell bitcoin back to actual currency... Bitcoin is its own currency. It's based on shame and desperation
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Jun 12, 2017 02:52
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plape tickler posted:Ethereum has been doing work this week Did you send your tax returns to them to get money out?
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Jun 12, 2017 03:02
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No, but that was a few years ago. Not seeing anything about providing tax returns to sell in their faq.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:08
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plape tickler posted:No, but that was a few years ago. Not seeing anything about providing tax returns to sell in their faq. its capital gains, its in the e-z tax forms
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Jun 12, 2017 03:10
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Although Coinbase cannot provide legal or tax advice, the IRS recently released guidelines for how to report taxes relating to digital currency activity. You can read them on the official IRS.gov website here: http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-drop/n-14-21.pdf Coinbase does however provide a specialized Cost Basis for Taxes report which will help with filing your taxes
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Jun 12, 2017 03:12
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plape tickler posted:No, but that was a few years ago. Not seeing anything about providing tax returns to sell in their faq. So what PII are you willing to give them?
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Jun 12, 2017 03:28
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They required pictures of my driver's license to buy. They have access to one of my bank accounts for purchases and deposits. They're not anonymous at all.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:33
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plape tickler posted:They required pictures of my driver's license to buy. like a bank would?
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Jun 12, 2017 03:34
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:like a bank would? (Caps) they are not a bank!
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Jun 12, 2017 03:35
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i can't really tell if goons really believe the "you can't cash out bitcoins" meme or if they're just desperately holding onto that thought to avoid the truth of having missed out on free money
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Jun 12, 2017 03:51
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Zo posted:i can't really tell if goons really believe the "you can't cash out bitcoins" meme or if they're just desperately holding onto that thought to avoid the truth of having missed out on free money we just have trouble bowing down to our new bitcoin overlords
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Jun 12, 2017 04:03
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You can't cash out without trust and a total lack of anonymity, which are the two major reasons for Bitcoin to exist. I think it's been a long time since anybody claimed it was impossible to make money (at least in paper) speculating on a wildly fluctuating commodity (albeit a deeply stupid one).
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Jun 12, 2017 04:51
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Zo posted:i can't really tell if goons really believe the "you can't cash out bitcoins" meme or if they're just desperately holding onto that thought to avoid the truth of having missed out on free money Aren't you the Diablo 3 baron? Are you into bitcoinzzz too? You'd make a killing, please make a thread about cryptocurrencies and tell us how to get rich
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Jun 12, 2017 05:06
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Zo posted:i can't really tell if goons really believe the "you can't cash out bitcoins" meme or if they're just desperately holding onto that thought to avoid the truth of having missed out on free money
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Jun 12, 2017 05:40
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It's funny because they post the line graph monument to their idiocy and drop dank memes like "to the moon!!!" instead of hoping people quietly forget about their embarrassing 5-year series of increasingly dogmatic mispredictions. Well, it was worth missing out on thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars, because we had a few hearty laughs about how it's all going to crash one day
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Jun 12, 2017 05:44
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i mean there were lots of legitimate things to laugh at like the constant obvious ponzi schemes (to a guy literally called "pirate") and other outright scams like butterfly labs just that at some point it turned into repeating this ad nauseum: Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It's funny because they post the line graph monument to their idiocy and drop dank memes like "to the moon!!!" instead of hoping people quietly forget about their embarrassing 5-year series of increasingly dogmatic mispredictions.
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Jun 12, 2017 05:51
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Aren't you the Diablo 3 baron? Are you into bitcoinzzz too? You'd make a killing, please make a thread about cryptocurrencies and tell us how to get rich yeah i am the diablo 3 guy and i am in fact a big fan of no risk free money
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Jun 12, 2017 05:51
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Mocking something for five years straight is super cool and definitely a signal of greater mental clarity than bitcoiners
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I've decided to liquidate the entirety of my super boring employee stock purchase plan (from my last job) and put it into ETH. I've worked in investment banking operations for a decade and I see a lot of potential for blockchain. No, I didn't say ETH there. But it sure as poo poo won't be BTC, and a lot of the industry is getting behind ETH. Wish me luck! For all I know it drops to zero by next week
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Jun 12, 2017 06:56
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LinYutang posted:Mocking something for five years straight is super cool and definitely a signal of greater mental clarity than bitcoiners I can't even imagine what would drive someone to register or buy a somethingawful account just to create hills to die on with goons about bitcoins tbh, that seems like a strange use of time
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Jun 12, 2017 07:04
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One thing that never gets old is laughing at the purestrain autism that seeps out of these threads. Has anyone said shitcoin yet?
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It's funny because they post the line graph monument to their idiocy and drop dank memes like "to the moon!!!" instead of hoping people quietly forget about their embarrassing 5-year series of increasingly dogmatic mispredictions. hold on this sounds like you're talking about bitcoiners
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Jun 12, 2017 07:33
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bitcoins are... good? No no no that can't be right
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Are there some good up to date resources for noobs on the best way to accept bitcoins and or other crypto currencies and transfer them into Canadian dollars?
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guys, if you're angry that you didn't get in on the ground floor on the high risk gamble that is bitcoin i have good news. there's plenty of "free money" to be made by investing in penny stocks and theres' always something that will go up up up at any one time. it's as simple as timing the market and predicting the future, which any idiot should be able to do.
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Waffle House posted:I can't even imagine what would drive someone to register or buy a somethingawful account just to create hills to die on with goons about bitcoins tbh, that seems like a strange use of time Could be an attempt at some pump & dump. If you can get some goons to jump on the bandwagon, it might shoot the price up. LordArgh posted:guys, if you're angry that you didn't get in on the ground floor on the high risk gamble that is bitcoin i have good news. there's plenty of "free money" to be made by investing in penny stocks and theres' always something that will go up up up at any one time. it's as simple as timing the market and predicting the future, which any idiot should be able to do. This is still something I don't get. If you're willing to jump in and try to time a market, why not do it on the actual market instead of Bitcoin? I mean poo poo, it's way easier to cash out a brokerage account than Bitcoin.
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Zo posted:i can't really tell if goons really believe the "you can't cash out bitcoins" meme or if they're just desperately holding onto that thought to avoid the truth of having missed out on free money Free except for the cost associated with it
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mojo1701a posted:Could be an attempt at some pump & dump. If you can get some goons to jump on the bandwagon, it might shoot the price up. I dunno I just turned 200 dollars into 422, then again into 700. And now I am going to take that 700 and wait for it to drop more and then I am going to buy more. It's fun and doesn't require me to set aside more than a thousand dollars to play market.
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scott zoloft posted:I dunno I just turned 200 dollars into 422, then again into 700. And now I am going to take that 700 and wait for it to drop more and then I am going to buy more. It's fun and doesn't require me to set aside more than a thousand dollars to play market. Well, you see you're actually a loser because... *checks notes* uh... it's not "free money" because you had costs. Idiot.
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Yo I wish anyone investing in Buttcoins the best of luck. Keep that wild, wild west eye on the market.mojo1701a posted:Could be an attempt at some pump & dump. If you can get some goons to jump on the bandwagon, it might shoot the price up. Given the amount of "puppeteering" happening everywhere in some mediums lately, it wouldn't surprise me. For me, even the slightest hint that someone's trying to astroturf me into buying into whatever they're peddling is enough to get me to ignore. Every time someone does try to astroturf it near me, I can't help but imagine some shadowy, epitome of darkness that speaks in echoey polyharmonics through countless rows of unspeakable, gnashing teeth, uttering riddles that seduce you into a world of debt cycles to faceless people on the internet with promises of a Gold Rush. "DDDDDONT YOU WANT TO IMPROVE YOUR -F-F-FFFFFORTUNES? ITS AN UNREG-G-G-G-GULATED MARKET. HHHHHHHHCHOLD THIS BAG FOR ME." Waffle House fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Jun 12, 2017 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Well, you see you're actually a loser because... *checks notes* uh... it's not "free money" because you had costs. Idiot. Hell, if you made money, congratulations. I was making fun of the guy who kept saying it's "free money" just by virtue of mining it even though it... wasn't. If I really cared enough, I would've given it a go myself. I mean, why not? It's a few bucks here and there. I'm just glad no one here is stupid enough to sink their life's savings into it, necessitating us to share a link to the suicide prevention hotline. Waffle House posted:Yo I wish anyone investing in Buttcoins the best of luck. Keep that wild, wild west eye on the market. Agreed. I'd never underestimate the stupidity of true believers that keep pumping the price up. If you keep in mind that it's not really an "investment" in the traditional sense, go nuts.
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The bitcoin threads were more fun when you had the lovable characters of Mark Weeaboo karpeles and his mountain exchange Dank: who was speeding all his coins on drugs, and might have been mentally ill. Remember his sick plan to open a hooka lounge and all the free and rather good business advice he go about what a real business plan was and why his budget didnt work. Lorgayn or how ever you spell his name. Was gonna open a theater get the rights to tale spin, he would buy bitcoins with gift cards. Dude with the furry coffee table. Now he was a winner cashed out bought a car....who says bitcoin cant buy things. Dude who leased a apartment in New York city to stream a show about bitcoin, couldnt get the camera out of demo mode. Goons made his phone fall off a chair. He hosted a party where someone came and stole laptops. and to top it off he was gay and liked to gently caress "boys" in pattaya when he tried to set up a bitcoin convention there and people pointed out the nature of the place he got defensive Who was the dude who thought that cam whores were stupid and turns out they saw through them pretty quickly? Atlas: The 14 year old randian super man...boy...young adult he even came to this very forum. Some fucker who didnt know how to smelt silver.... Butterfly labs totally not a scam Nakamoto satoshi ether a brilliant pseudonym of some dark mastermind or group of masterminds or a man who lives with his mother and just wanted a way to pay for his model trains (austim) and wrote the bitcoin protocol, truly the greatest mystery of our day. Ah those threads were great....I really like 3 phase talking about electronics and poo poo. Watching people who are honestly not in the best place in life, who blame the system for keeping them down reenact 400 years of financial evolution. Crying how regulations are evil, and then boom the coins get stolen. or scammed from them is amazing. Ah bitcoin
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Ups_rail posted:The bitcoin threads were more fun when you had the lovable characters of I mean poo poo, I was fourteen when I registered, I can't fault the dude for that; which thread was this, and how long ago? "Dank", "Mark Weeaboo Karpeles", and "14 year old Randian Archetype" may as well be characters in a Bitcoin Sitcom...
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