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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Qatar is falling into a socio-economic death spiral and the UAE made it illegal to feel sorry for it

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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

ZombieLenin posted:

That seems like cheating. I mean, everyone should be allowed to use Mecca time if it means you have to wait less long to eat.

Because its not about cheating the system to get a better deal.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Zesty posted:

Because its not about cheating the system to get a better deal.

Man, God changed between the Torah and Koran. He used to love that poo poo.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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Zesty posted:

Because its not about cheating the system to get a better deal.

Umm... the great God capitalism teaches a different tale, and if post-industrial capitalism and post-colonial colonialism demonstrates anything, it is this: we have transformed everything everywhere and everywhen into a capitalist commodity.

Ergo, it is always about gaming the system to get a "better" deal. Yay capitalism. :capitalism:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Glazier posted:

Man, God changed between the Torah and Koran. He used to love that poo poo.

Hey, don't leave out Christianity! Muskrats and capybaras are officially fish for the purposes of Lent!

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Sadomasochist swingers club with torture dungeon shutdown over health and safety concerns

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/sadomasochist-swingers-club-torture-dungeon-shutdown-health/

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Lime Tonics posted:

Sadomasochist swingers club with torture dungeon shutdown over health and safety concerns

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/sadomasochist-swingers-club-torture-dungeon-shutdown-health/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLMLHNY4QQ

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Lime Tonics posted:

Sadomasochist swingers club with torture dungeon shutdown over health and safety concerns

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/sadomasochist-swingers-club-torture-dungeon-shutdown-health/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDedpreZH-0

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm really disappointed with the SM community, you'd think they would be all about awareness of dangerous situations.

E: what does an SM OSHA officer wear?

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

E: what does an SM OSHA officer wear?

A pocket protector.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

http://www.stereogum.com/1693871/ki...m_medium=button

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lime Tonics posted:

Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

http://www.stereogum.com/1693871/ki...m_medium=button

That's not Kid Rock, that's Jeff Foxworthy.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



Lime Tonics posted:

Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

http://www.stereogum.com/1693871/ki...m_medium=button

goddamn i need a video reportage for this one

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
:3:

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Surgeons save constipated man's life by removing 13kg(28,6 lbs) of faeces

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Now that's what I call Pastry of the Year.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami


Considering the date, both cat and dog were probably tried for theft and hanged.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Sereri posted:

Considering the date, both cat and dog were probably tried for theft and hanged.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Sereri posted:

Considering the date, both cat and dog were probably tried for theft and hanged.
believe it or not the past wasn't actually just unrelenting hell the way the modern world is
http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn87076843/1903-04-03/ed-1/seq-7/

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

28lbs!!

That's more than a couple of days of not going.

EDIT: oh jeezus, there are photos.

Don't look.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

spog posted:

28lbs!!

That's more than a couple of days of not going.

EDIT: oh jeezus, there are photos.

Don't look.

Too late :cry:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

InediblePenguin posted:

believe it or not the past wasn't actually just unrelenting hell the way the modern world is
http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn87076843/1903-04-03/ed-1/seq-7/

I did not know this site existed and I love it!

For content, this is not the story I expected to go with that headline:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

jojoinnit posted:

I did not know this site existed and I love it!

For content, this is not the story I expected to go with that headline:



Nimrod was a mighty hunter before the Lord.

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.


Fun fact: Using Nimrod as an insult comes from Bugs Bunny using it sarcastically to describe Elmer Fudd.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/republikaonline/status/856790892069265408

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

spog posted:

28lbs!!

That's more than a couple of days of not going.

EDIT: oh jeezus, there are photos.

Don't look.

"It's afraid."

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

A Tiverton man used thousands of unwashed clam shells to create an access road on his property.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxyIN33qY4o

If you don't like maggots, you probably shouldn't watch.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

GrandpaPants posted:

A Tiverton man used thousands of unwashed clam shells to create an access road on his property.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxyIN33qY4o

If you don't like maggots, you probably shouldn't watch.

Burn it with fire.

Brass Key
Sep 15, 2007

Attention! Something tremendous has happened!

GrandpaPants posted:

A Tiverton man used thousands of unwashed clam shells to create an access road on his property.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxyIN33qY4o

If you don't like maggots, you probably shouldn't watch.

When you said unwashed I was assuming stinky but basically dried-out clam shells. That looks like half shells half rotting clam slurry shipped straight from the docks. :stonklol:

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

jojoinnit posted:

I did not know this site existed and I love it!

For content, this is not the story I expected to go with that headline:



Mods, please change my name to "Master Ganster."

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

InediblePenguin posted:

believe it or not the past wasn't actually just unrelenting hell the way the modern world is
http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn87076843/1903-04-03/ed-1/seq-7/



:kimchi:

I always thought it interesting that in the wild cats apparently live in packs and yet we consider them as super solitary animals.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




woman gets thousands of bees in her bonnet

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I appreciate that pun.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007




Of course they're moist with all the heat and humidity in central India

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/staronline/status/874472168989507584

Pretty disappointed that the news is him complaining about a twerking pop star, instead of him being perpetually distracted by her twerking.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

The MSJ posted:

https://twitter.com/staronline/status/874472168989507584

Pretty disappointed that the news is him complaining about a twerking pop star, instead of him being perpetually distracted by her twerking.

I really enjoy the proposed solution, too:

quote:

Prajakchai said the company accepted criticism regarding the singer. “We will correct it. The pelvic-thrust moves will be done for three consecutive times, not nine as is the case now,” he said.
We won't have her stop twerking, but she will twerk less in succession. Perfect.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Guard dog stolen from often-robbed Fort Worth tire shop

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/fort-worth/2017/06/12/guard-dog-stolen-often-robbed-fort-worth-tire-shop

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
https://twitter.com/smh/status/875140841530118144

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.

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