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Part-Time Work 743 words Most of them just want to talk. Fine with me. “My name is Candaaaaccce,” I half-whisper into the phone. “What’s your name, baby?” If they could see us- hoodies, Technicolor dye jobs, black triangle tattoos and cellulite and bad teeth. I’ve seen our commercials- those girls must have crawled out of a shipping container right before filming. They’re not even cute, and they’re a lot better-looking than most of us. How is this sexy at all, to anyone? The man gives me his name. We talk about nothing, really- I’m highlighting vocabulary in my Spanish textbook as we go, pausing to inject “Ooooh” or “Wow, that’s so great/cool/interesting.” From the first question they ask, my brain turns off and my mouth spews a rehearsed backstory: Candace, nineteen, Southern (unless the caller is actually from the South himself; my accent won’t hold up to scrutiny), likes fellatio and bubble baths, hates when you hang up, baby! It is so formulaic. Linda drops a coffee on my desk and takes my money just as I let out a yodeling orgasm. “Take it down a notch,” she whispers, as the man on the other line groans with pleasure. I’ve had conversations about restaurants in Boston, been given packing tips, even dissected the plot of a Star Trek episode, but I’ve never once had a man complain about my cartoonish ejaculations. I’ve never complained about theirs, after all. Somewhere around the third hour of work, the greyish blankness creeps into my mind. It’s soothing, a relief from my niggling guilt and paranoia that the customer will suddenly ask, “Are you paying attention?” or “What’s your real name?” It’s an excuse to quit studying and just talk, meaningless and effortless, until my jaw is sore and my throat is scratchy and I am, amazingly, three hundred dollars richer. Strip clubs, I muse, make sense. Porn makes sense. Erotica. But this? This is so empty. The man on the line is asking if I have a big, black pussy. Why does it matter? You can’t see it. Might as well not ask, and just imagine what you want. The next customer is a repeat. I get a bonus when they request me, and he’s okay- just wants to chat about movies, usually, so we do that. I’m ninety minutes from going home and swapping my sweatpants for worse sweatpants when he says, “Candace, what I like about you is that you really seem to enjoy this.” “Oh, yeah, I do.” “You’re just really easy to talk to.” “Mmm, I’m good at a lot of things, baby.” “It’s been nice chatting with you lately,” the man continues. Something changes in his voice. “It’s just…I travel a lot, you know, I don’t meet a lot of people. I feel pretty isolated.” Trying pretending to cram your fist in your pussy while actually cramming for Calculus, I don’t say. “Ohhh, that’s too bad, sweetheart. You know, I get lonely sometimes, too, but you always help me with that, don’t you?” Now I hear crying. I sit up straighter. “Everything okay there, baby? Want to talk about it?” He lets out a very non-sexual moan. gently caress, this is not what I signed up for. “Hey,” I say, my accent slipping a bit. “Are you all right?” “It’s just…” He heaves. “Sometimes you’re the only one I can talk to.” My heart plummets. This is definitely not what I signed up for. My hand hovers over the button to release the call. “You don’t know me,” the disembodied voice continues. “You don’t know the things I’ve done, the things I was supposed to be, and I’m not that person, I’m not— “ Tell me about it, I can’t say. “Look, everyone’s life is different from— “ He doesn't pause.. “You think I’m pathetic, don’t you?” “No- “ “You think I’m just some sad gently caress who can only meet women on the phone?” “I didn’t say that.” I can hear it in his voice. “You…think I should be ashamed of myself…don’t you?” Oh. “You should totally be ashamed,” I half-coo and half-hiss. “You’re sick, you perverted piece of poo poo, you disgust me. You’re an animal. Your cock makes me sick. Pathetic motherfucker!” Phlegm rattles in his throat as he comes, and he hangs up without saying goodbye. I’m faintly disappointed- that was almost an actual conversation. Anyways, he’ll call back the same time next week. I pick up my textbook and get back to real life.
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Flash rule: Stranded on a shipwreck of dreams Cut Off Word count: 749 "Aelwyn, I need you to listen carefully to me." He was my friend, but his place on the council had put a strain on our friendship. I put it on my mental list of things to fix. "I'm sorry for this, but the council, they-- we have decided to cut you off." His voice carried a mountain of regret and sadness. He spoke to me the way you would speak to an animal about to be put down. I was sure it was real, he still cared for me enough to give me that. "Wh-what? No! Please, I'm so close! I almost have it in my grasp, I can feel it! I just need a little more time!" The shock on my face and in my voice was undeniable. I would know, I had practiced it in front of the mirror enough times. The delivery was a bit hammy, but I afforded myself that luxury. "Again, old friend, I'm sorry for this," Gaeron continued. "I argued against this, I tried to remind them of your early successes, but your lack of progress in the last six months have upset them greatly." He stopped for a moment, the well-practiced dismay and disbelief displayed on my face eliciting discomfort in his. "Archmagus Daelledeas is especially displeased with you. He told me he had had such high hopes for his protégé." Hah, I thought. Protégé my rear end. My 'apprenticeship' under him was no more than me doing all his dirty work while he lazied about. Whatever I learned of magic during those years, I taught myself. "Now he sees you as a failure." "They-- we-- were willing to give you more time. We understand that your research into the source of magic is unprecedented, and as such would produce results irregularly. Since the nasty business with the daemon, however," the look of sheer grief might have seemed over the top to Gaeron if he hadn't been horrorstruck himself by the thought of that day a few weeks ago. I really should have practiced that one more thoroughly. "The council has lost faith in your ability to continue this research." It was only reasonable that they would react like that. The daemon had been summoned in my hometown, and my whole family had died in the chaos and destruction. I sighed. "I understand." I said meekly. "I assume they have someone else coming in to continue my research?" "Yes, Marrien will take over." "And what about me?" I asked. "I argued exile. I told them you were harmless, and would be no threat to their work." Exile, I mused. Typical Gaeron to just push his problems away. "But they would have none of that. They will have you arrested and executed." I feigned horror again. This was as expected. It was happening a little bit faster than I'd liked, but I had planned for this eventuality. "Execution?" The shivering lip was an improvisation, but it seemed to pass as natural. "I'm so sorry, Aelwyn. I delayed the order , but they will be here to arrest you in about an hour. You don't have much time. Grab your things and go. Leave this land and go as far awy as you can. Live a --" Yada-yada-yada. I stopped listening at that moment, insyead mentally adjusting my plans for this new set of information. One hour is plenty of time. They would pay, of course. Five years I've worked for them, bringing new discoveries, new vistas of the fundamentals of magic, and a new level of understanding the universe. And they had profited. They had used my discoveries, and claimed it for their own. MY DISCOVERIES! MY DREAMS! They had ripped my dreams apart seeking new riches! So when I discovered a whole new dimension of magic power, channeling chaos instead of boring, predictable, lawful magic, I had "stopped." There were no more discoveries from me, and that made them restless. And that's when I summoned the daemon. They would see my 'personal trauma' as a liability and decide to get rid of me. And that suited me fine. It was time to set down my stakes somewhere else and continue my work undisturbed. "--so I say, farewell my friend!" Gaehad finally finished his prattle. "Thank you," I said, and he left. Well, I thought. Time to set out to forge a new age.
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One Credit Clear (452 words) Dad’s gun has a nice weight to it. Don’t worry, it’s not loaded. I’m not crazy or anything. I don’t even know where mom keeps the bullets - or if we even have any. I just like to hold it sometimes. I don’t want to hurt anybody. We’ve been learning about the American Revolution, the minutemen. The gun leveled the playing field between the settlers and the British. I’ve been thinking about that lately and it makes a lot of sense. Four blocks down there’s this laundromat I like. Riley and I hang out there. It’s where I learned to smoke, out back by the dumpsters. Riley smuggled me some cigarettes out of her older sister’s purse. She demonstrated how to inhale, exhale, and look cool. “It’s all about acting like you don’t care whether you live or die.” I tried it. Inhale, exhale. Turned out I cared a lot. An awful, awful lot. She still laughs about it. You know, when it’s just us. The guy who runs the place installed a couple of arcade cabinets next to the magazine rack. Metal Slug X and Street Fighter: Third Strike. Not a bad way to blow a few minutes. I read in Japan they do this thing where if you die you’re done for the day. No continues. When I was younger I used to feed my whole allowance to those things. Now I don’t. Play better, too. A little. The screen door slams behind me as I step out into the yard. The stars are out. I’ve got a dollar in quarters and my dad’s gun stuffed in my pocket. Four blocks. It’s quiet tonight. Real quiet. Like in the movies when they’re walking through the woods and there’s no music. Just sound effects. I’ll take it. Usually there’s this guy across the street playing metal at all hours. Just about everyone’s called the cops on him at least once. Maybe they got him. Maybe they didn’t. Three blocks. Some guy arguing with his kid. He’ll never go anywhere, never amount to nothing. He’s got a cigar and a letterman’s jacket two sizes too small. The kid just looks at his shoes. They’re pretty nice shoes. The dog barks at me. Two blocks. Jeffrey Hansen speeds past on his bike. He’s alone for once. Guess his bodyguard’s out. I imagine him crashing into some garbage cans. I imagine him stuck there until the trucks come in the morning and they pick him up, can and all, and take him away from here. Forever. I feel the grip of the fun in my pocket. I look back and he’s gone. One block. Riley’s standing out front. She smiles. We smile.
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FJGJ Oh wait no one's declared submissions closed? How weird and embarrassing.
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just as fast and as good as you want im not the boss of u
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Chairchucker posted:FJGJ submissions will never close interprompt 150 words this is just how it's gonna be from now on sebmojo fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jun 12, 2017 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Judging at any speed is okay. I believe in everyone! communist
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sebmojo posted:communist All stories are equal, but some stories are more equal than others.
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Women hold up half the world of literature! AIM HIGH IN CREATION!
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 Judgement! Overall, the judges were pretty pleased with this week. It was hard to choose a winner, because there were a lot of finely written stories. Ultimately, it came down to personal taste and a lot of bargaining. Well done, goons! DM: Hawklad, your story wasn't badly written, but the narrative didn't earn the skeeziness in the final beat. None of the judges empathized with either of your characters, so we weren't pleased with the outcome of the piece. Loser: Fuubi, you gave us something akin to the origin story of a super villain, but without any of the features that typically make a reader care about the events in a story. You might've done better in the short story category, where you would've had more room to develop your characters and the stakes of your world. but as it is, the judges had a hard time investing ourselves in the events of your story. on to happier things... There are a lot of HMs this week because you're all special and gorgeous. Sparksbloom: evocative, emotionally resonant, and vivid. Chairchucker: Breezy, funny, and whimsical, appealed strongly to 2/3rds of the judges Thranguy: Well paced, good voice, complete story. Muffin: Well-written, conceptual, appealed strongly to 2/3rds of the judges fuschia_tude: intriguing, fresh, well-executed And finally, our winner. I can't believe im saying this, but flerp captured the judges' attention with a poetic story that had strong imagery and a solid theme/message. Flerp, please don't poo poo up the blood throne too badly, other people have to sit there too you know....
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 dog week i won so its dog week. you go to this website http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/ and you pick a dog and link it in your sign up post (or you can have me pick a dog) and you write a story based on that dog. no repeats. note: your story does not have to include that dog, or a dog at all, but will just have to be inspired by said dog. you can be inspired by whatever. you can pick a chihuahua and have it set in mexico or you can pick a white fluffy dog and someone in your story can have white fluffy hair. or you can have the dog in it, i dont really care. oh yeah and no dogs can die because thats against the law. rules: no poetry, no google docs. if you deem your erotica or fanfic to be worth my time reading, then you do you. also please do not write about dog loving morally inept. also remember all dogs are good!!!!!!!!!!! word count: 750 words sign up deadline: Friday 11:59 PM PST submission deadline: Sunday 11:59 PM PST Good Boys and Girls: Me, flerp! curlingiron Hawklad Dogs who peed on the carpet: Chili http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/greyhound/ sebmojo http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/border-terrier/ Boaz-Jachim http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/borzoi/ sparksbloom http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/chihuahua/ Thranguy http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/xoloitzcuintli/ Fuubi http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/lhasa-apso/ Fleta Mcgurn http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/papillon/ Obliterati http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/otterhound/ Chairchucker http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/chow-chow/ Entenzahn http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/samoyed/ SurreptitiousMuffin http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/poodle/ Jay W. Friks http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/rottweiler/ Vinny Possum http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/catahoula-leopard-dog/ QuoProQuid http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/labrador-retriever/ ThirdEmperor http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/pug/ flerp fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jun 18, 2017 |
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In: http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/greyhound/
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flerp posted:
poo poo yeah (dog poop) pick a dog plz
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In. http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/borzoi/
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sebmojo posted:poo poo yeah (dog poop) pick a dog plz http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/border-terrier/ sparksbloom posted:In and I'll take a dog flash http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/chihuahua/
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Thranguy posted:In; and pick a good dog for me. http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/xoloitzcuintli/
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Obliterati posted:In. Dog plz http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/otterhound/ Chairchucker posted:Thanks for fast prompting pick me a dog pls http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/chow-chow/
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Week 253: Crit of "Collapse Sonata"Solitair posted:Collapse Sonata (741 words) Solitair posted:He knew he'd arrived when he felt the ground bend beneath his feet, like he walked on sponges. In the distance he saw the ruins of Luso Ngai, a set of slag pustules dotting the horizon. Thrillseeking children from Radik Ngai would come this far, no further, grab a piece of viscous soil to bring home once they felt their joints ache. Every year they returned sooner. Every year they spent more time recovering. It grew. Solitair posted:The man kept a sluggish gait and soon saw up close the results of the pit's encroachment. Granite pillars dripped like wax onto the sloughed-off roofs they once supported. A thick carpet of smoke covered the ground, barely bothering to move around the man's footsteps, concealing scorching puddles of metal. Even the wood had melted, fibers separating and rejoining in a shriveled, deformed core covered in scarlet lacquer. An outsider showed interest in that substance, once. They never showed interest again. Solitair posted:Luso Ngai ran out soon after the man's spine began to scream. He felt it dig into the skin above, each vertebra a tooth threatening to erupt. Solitair posted:Sorrow and regret pooled at the bottom of his skull. Every decision in his life dripped through his mind, though none indicated what had caused his neighbors to select him. Why had they turned on him? He had not strayed from the path of the goodman. He worked construction well, and his skills would not be easily replaced. Could the honors of being kin to an descended that the town would afford his family fill the hole left by his absence? What was he doing here? What was anybody doing near— Solitair posted:The phlegmy sound of a blister popping through drum-tight skin. He turned his head to see doubt pooling on the outstretched, calcified hand of an ancient supplicant. It sizzled in the haze of a sun that dripped stolen heat onto the pit. Solitair posted:His arms flowed forth, one after another, dragging him over a mass of altered bodies as he journeyed to the center. The smear his legs became glazed the forms of those who had come before, over the centuries, an indistinctness marred only by Solitair posted:The slope favored him even as it squeezed the breath out of him. He wept with joy, and then kept weeping thicker and thicker tears until his sight grew blurry and warped, then vanished completely. Most thoughts had left him by now; his name, a contingency for a live in which he would never know the Pit's embrace, was first to go. His soggy skull tumbled down, faster with every bounce, until the ground beneath it vanished. Themes: Being outcast, finding purpose when you're not sure what that is, and having a conviction that lets you carry on. I like the strong sensory setting, and I think the piece has ideas woven in it that lend purpose to the description and the journey. I think you need to solidify either why the protagonist is here, what he left, or what drives him onward. That could deepen the story significantly. The prose needs to be cleaned up in places; I've offered suggestions, but I think it would benefit from a few readthroughs out loud and perhaps some more drastic rephrasings; do keep plenty of the vivid descriptions, though.
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Entenzahn posted:give me a dog http://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/samoyed/
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Dr. Kloctopussy posted:You gotta read something other than Thunderdome stories if you want to get better.... also write
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