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Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

n/m

Phantasium fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jun 13, 2017

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Wooo E3 thread. My hype list at the moment: Wolf 2, Anthem, BattleTech and Shadow of War.

Please destroy my dreams of all 4 being good games.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Gridlocked posted:

Wooo E3 thread. My hype list at the moment: Wolf 2, Anthem, BattleTech and Shadow of War.

Please destroy my dreams of all 4 being good games.

Announcing: Wolfenstein 2 coming to Switch! BJ Blazkowicz coming to Smash!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Gridlocked posted:

Wooo E3 thread. My hype list at the moment: Wolf 2, Anthem, BattleTech and Shadow of War.

Please destroy my dreams of all 4 being good games.

Wolf 2 and Shadow of War look like more of the same with some cool new poo poo so I can't see how they'd gently caress those up.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Phantasium posted:

I still want a bunch of space environmentalists to come after her for blowing up an entire planet to get rid of one species.

The space environmentalists would probably be more upset about her killing off a species that was the only known predator to an organism that could easily lead to a galaxy wide collapse of all life now that the metroids are gone

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe

Phantasium posted:

I still want a bunch of space environmentalists to come after her for blowing up an entire planet to get rid of one species.

Canonically, Samus is more or less responsible for the destruction of four planets throughout the series. Four. Planets.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Great thread title and really great work on all the OPs. Thanks for all your hard work, Quest for Glory II!

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

I think everyone is pretty sure animal crossing is a thing but whether it'll get announced today depends on whether it's coming this fiscal year or not. there's a mobile animal crossing game coming this year and it's supposed to have connectivity with the next AC game

actually I wonder if the treehouse will talk about the mobile stuff at all

Video Nasty posted:

Great thread title and really great work on all the OPs. Thanks for all your hard work, Quest for Glory II!
thanks for the kind words!! i will be doing this again next year of course.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Metroid After FH confirmed

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Macaluso posted:

Announcing: Wolfenstein 2 coming to Switch! BJ Blazkowicz coming to Smash!

Hey Snake got there and the game was still fine.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Wolf 2 and Shadow of War look like more of the same with some cool new poo poo so I can't see how they'd gently caress those up.

Wolf 2 is the least likely to screw up. I'm afraid for Shadow of War

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Never 5get

http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii/metroid-other-m

Zero negative reviews

Z e r o

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Metroid: Light And Dark Years.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Finally Metroid 3rd Birthday

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So a rumored leak is out on 4chan from guy who leaked entire switch library (snipper clippers,bomberman,12 switch) before its reveal but he could be wrong so it is a rumor at this point

Super Mario Odyssey, November 24th
– Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Trailer, game delayed to Spring 2018
– New IP from Next Level Games: “Mystery of the Clocktower” (Working Title), 2018
– Fire Emblem Warriors Trailer, features 2 player splitscreen, October 13th
– Short Teaser for Fire Emblem Switch (still no official title), 2018
– Shin Megami Tensei V Trailer, 2018
– Nintendo Party revealed, party game with Miis, probably developed by Nd Cube (?), October 27th
– Mario & Sonic at the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games revealed, November 10th
– Third Party reel, I wasn’t able to note down all the games in it, but it featured Skyrim, Dragonball Xenoverse (2?), Dragon Quest Builders, Fifa, Steep and Mario + Rabbids.
– Super Mario Maker 2 revealed, 2018
– Reminder that ARMS launches on Friday
– Splatoon 2 Direct announced, late June
– New Retro Studios Project revealed (no title yet), about Pirates, 2018

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Lid posted:

Never 5get

http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii/metroid-other-m

Zero negative reviews

Z e r o

it was a different time

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Saint Freak posted:

Finally Metroid 3rd Birthday

plz no

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Help Im Alive posted:

it was a different time

The baby hadn't even been born yet

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So a rumored leak is out on 4chan from guy who leaked entire switch library (snipper clippers,bomberman,12 switch) before its reveal but he could be wrong so it is a rumor at this point

Super Mario Odyssey, November 24th
– Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Trailer, game delayed to Spring 2018
– New IP from Next Level Games: “Mystery of the Clocktower” (Working Title), 2018
– Fire Emblem Warriors Trailer, features 2 player splitscreen, October 13th
– Short Teaser for Fire Emblem Switch (still no official title), 2018
– Shin Megami Tensei V Trailer, 2018
– Nintendo Party revealed, party game with Miis, probably developed by Nd Cube (?), October 27th
– Mario & Sonic at the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games revealed, November 10th
– Third Party reel, I wasn’t able to note down all the games in it, but it featured Skyrim, Dragonball Xenoverse (2?), Dragon Quest Builders, Fifa, Steep and Mario + Rabbids.
– Super Mario Maker 2 revealed, 2018
– Reminder that ARMS launches on Friday
– Splatoon 2 Direct announced, late June
– New Retro Studios Project revealed (no title yet), about Pirates, 2018


If Super Mario Odyssey comes out on Black Friday it is going to be INSANE

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
I'm ready to cringe some more.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

– New Retro Studios Project revealed (no title yet), about Pirates, 2018

What ISN'T about pirates this E3?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM45NsEzlro

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
I'd rather have pirate games that zombie games. Next year's E3 it will be ninja games.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
lmfao what the hell is up with everyone making pirates games all of a sudden.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So a rumored leak is out on 4chan from guy who leaked entire switch library (snipper clippers,bomberman,12 switch) before its reveal but he could be wrong so it is a rumor at this point

Super Mario Odyssey, November 24th
– Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Trailer, game delayed to Spring 2018
– New IP from Next Level Games: “Mystery of the Clocktower” (Working Title), 2018
– Fire Emblem Warriors Trailer, features 2 player splitscreen, October 13th
– Short Teaser for Fire Emblem Switch (still no official title), 2018
– Shin Megami Tensei V Trailer, 2018
– Nintendo Party revealed, party game with Miis, probably developed by Nd Cube (?), October 27th
– Mario & Sonic at the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games revealed, November 10th
– Third Party reel, I wasn’t able to note down all the games in it, but it featured Skyrim, Dragonball Xenoverse (2?), Dragon Quest Builders, Fifa, Steep and Mario + Rabbids.
– Super Mario Maker 2 revealed, 2018
– Reminder that ARMS launches on Friday
– Splatoon 2 Direct announced, late June
– New Retro Studios Project revealed (no title yet), about Pirates, 2018


I'd be unironically happy with this. Even without Metroid a new Retro IP would be awesome, and I like pirates.

And Mario Maker 2 would be pretty cool. That game is made for the Switch.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

lmfao what the hell is up with everyone making pirates games all of a sudden.

No one's ever made a really good one. I still hold out hope.

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM2DCflkA6s&t=78s

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

spasticColon posted:

I'd rather have pirate games that zombie games. Next year's E3 it will be ninja games.

We had that David Cage robot game

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Lid posted:

Never 5get

http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii/metroid-other-m

Zero negative reviews

Z e r o

Nintendojo posted:

"Regardless the shortcomings, Nintendo definitely deserves praise for yet again hiring not one but two orchestras to play the game's soundtrack start to end– hearing real strings and percussion, occasionally augmented by sci-fi synthesizer, adds a lushness to the soundtrack that Metroid has long deserved."

lol does anyone remember any music from other m, I sure don't.

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Come on new Wario Land/World.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Seeing how zombie fans are mindlessly drawn to any game that has zombies in it maybe they're the real zombies

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

The REAL Goobusters posted:

lmfao what the hell is up with everyone making pirates games all of a sudden.

Because like Hollywood, the video game industry is running out of ideas.

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

Steve2911 posted:

No one's ever made a really good one. I still hold out hope.

Sid Meier's Pirates! would like a word.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Sodomy Non Sapiens posted:

Sid Meier's Pirates! would like a word.

I need to play that game at some point.

mikemil828
May 15, 2008

A man who has said too much

Steve2911 posted:

No one's ever made a really good one. I still hold out hope.

Someone evidentially never played the original Curse of Monkey Island games :colbert:

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
The age of zombie games is over, now it is the age of pirate games

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Seeing how zombie fans are mindlessly drawn to any game that has zombies in it maybe they're the real zombies


Where do you think all you zombies came from

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The most authentic pirate game was Uncharted 4 if you ignore the super ancient statue machines and focus on the sociopathy and psychopathy.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Sodomy Non Sapiens posted:

Sid Meier's Pirates! would like a word.

Let's not forget that kickass Uncharted Waters game for the SNES

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Skull & Bones but with Nintendo characters.

Actually, I would play the gently caress out of that game.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



CharlestonJew posted:

The age of zombie games is over, now it is the age of pirate games

Then it's time for pirate zombies, thus proving games just copy films from fifteen years ago

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Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So a rumored leak is out on 4chan from guy who leaked entire switch library (snipper clippers,bomberman,12 switch) before its reveal but he could be wrong so it is a rumor at this point

Super Mario Odyssey, November 24th
– Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Trailer, game delayed to Spring 2018
– New IP from Next Level Games: “Mystery of the Clocktower” (Working Title), 2018
– Fire Emblem Warriors Trailer, features 2 player splitscreen, October 13th
– Short Teaser for Fire Emblem Switch (still no official title), 2018
– Shin Megami Tensei V Trailer, 2018
– Nintendo Party revealed, party game with Miis, probably developed by Nd Cube (?), October 27th
– Mario & Sonic at the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games revealed, November 10th
– Third Party reel, I wasn’t able to note down all the games in it, but it featured Skyrim, Dragonball Xenoverse (2?), Dragon Quest Builders, Fifa, Steep and Mario + Rabbids.
– Super Mario Maker 2 revealed, 2018
– Reminder that ARMS launches on Friday
– Splatoon 2 Direct announced, late June
– New Retro Studios Project revealed (no title yet), about Pirates, 2018


This seems realistic because there's no Pikmin mention at all :(

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