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Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Lid posted:

The most authentic pirate game was Uncharted 4 if you ignore the super ancient statue machines and focus on the sociopathy and psychopathy.

And it even had Guybrush Threepwood!

The best pirate game is still Uncharted Waters 2: New Horizon for the SNES. Love that game to death.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I don't even care if it's a delay please just give me a release window on Xenoblade, Nintendo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Lid posted:

The most authentic pirate game was Uncharted 4 if you ignore the super ancient statue machines and focus on the sociopathy and psychopathy.

I appreciated the detail to my people in that one level

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

Steve2911 posted:

And Mario Maker 2 would be pretty cool. That game is made for the Switch.

Mario Maker 2 could very well be a system seller for me. If they add Yoshi's Island tile sets and/or some of the missing Super Mario World props, I won't be able to resist.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
Retro's new game will be about the space pirates from the Metroid universe.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Donkey Kong in Space will be retro's new game and sell millions and millions of copies to banana starved gamers

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Then it's time for pirate zombies,

So, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: The Game

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Miyamoto is a better game designer than Kojima.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So a rumored leak is out on 4chan from guy who leaked entire switch library (snipper clippers,bomberman,12 switch) before its reveal but he could be wrong so it is a rumor at this point

Super Mario Odyssey, November 24th
– Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Trailer, game delayed to Spring 2018
– New IP from Next Level Games: “Mystery of the Clocktower” (Working Title), 2018
– Fire Emblem Warriors Trailer, features 2 player splitscreen, October 13th
– Short Teaser for Fire Emblem Switch (still no official title), 2018
– Shin Megami Tensei V Trailer, 2018
– Nintendo Party revealed, party game with Miis, probably developed by Nd Cube (?), October 27th
– Mario & Sonic at the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games revealed, November 10th
– Third Party reel, I wasn’t able to note down all the games in it, but it featured Skyrim, Dragonball Xenoverse (2?), Dragon Quest Builders, Fifa, Steep and Mario + Rabbids.
– Super Mario Maker 2 revealed, 2018
– Reminder that ARMS launches on Friday
– Splatoon 2 Direct announced, late June
– New Retro Studios Project revealed (no title yet), about Pirates, 2018


If this is true then there's STILL no Smash information which is straight up ridiculous. I feel like Smash should be like. A priority over like... Mario and Sonic olympics, for their brand new system

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


https://twitter.com/NinWire/status/874652628369551361

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



mikemil828 posted:

Someone evidentially never played the original Curse of Monkey Island games :colbert:

Yeah but they're not really pirate games.

I want something like Black Flag in scope but with an actual fun swashbuckling adventure plot and minimal dull naval combat.

e: Yeah the pirate content in Uncharted 4 was awesome.

stev fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jun 13, 2017

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jarogue posted:

So, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: The Game


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

thus proving games just copy films from fifteen years ago

:v:

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

I was so, so disappointed when they showed Skull & Bones and it turned out to be another loving multiplayer-oriented game. I really wanted Black Flag with Sid Meier's Pirates! scope.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



It's not a real pirate game without a dancing minigame

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Please Nintendo do not spend a single loving second on Skyrim

Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


https://discord.gg/SqfPBDc, btw.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Kashuno posted:

Please Nintendo do not spend a single loving second on Skyrim

:agreed:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Is there any chance there will be something in this presser that goes "And you can download this RIGHT NOW?"

I just got a Switch for ARMS last week and I actually haven't played anything on it besides the Puyo Puyo demo

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Miyamoto is a better game designer than Kojima.

Kojima owned us all when he told us we'd be sorry when we found out why Quiet was always naked.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Buy Zelda

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

I already did for the Wii U. I stand by my 8/10 rating. :colbert:

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
maybe it is a Space Pirates game

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
https://twitter.com/Tak_Fujii/status/874419927020560384

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


How often does he get 'one million troops' tweeted at him?

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Kashuno posted:

Please Nintendo do not spend a single loving second on Skyrim

Alternatively, have video of every amiibo being used in skyrim.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Alright time for a good conference for once, let's go Ninty!

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Sakurazuka posted:

How often does he get 'one million troops' tweeted at him?

Not often enough.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

incoherent posted:

Alternatively, have video of every amiibo being used in skyrim.

Bayonetta, Cloud and Bowser Jr in Skyrim

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfGsArRQjKE

PLEASE

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Sakurazuka posted:

How often does he get 'one million troops' tweeted at him?

Wayooooww

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Download my Waluigi Dragon Sounds pack, only 500 credits ($4.99) on the Bethesda Store!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Your dovahkiin is your mii

Roundabout Route
Nov 4, 2009

Pens and swords can
go fuck themselves.
Can't wait to hear all about Retro's new Barbecue Simulator.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
zwei minuten!!!

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
I want to see the rumored Mario Maker 2. I want it really bad.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Mario Maker 2, but Mario is Waluigi

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
crushing disappointmnet i'm read for

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Terper
Jun 26, 2012


Mario Baker

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