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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Stealing 2nd with a 7-run lead

#ThatsCub

And Mattingly got mad at Bellinger for swinging 3-0 while up 5. :lol:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Apparently Rizzo texted Fowler this morning to gloat about how he'd be a way better lead off man.

He wasn't kidding. :stare:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


happ do a mark bellhorn

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol i forgot bellhorn did it in the same inning, that's insane

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Look at all the time that was just saved!!!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

lol i forgot bellhorn did it in the same inning, that's insane

I thought it was Fernando Tatis that did it twice in the same inning.

Bill Mueller did it twice in a game from both sides of the plate, which Happ could theoretically do.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I thought it was Fernando Tatis that did it twice in the same inning.

Bill Mueller did it twice in a game from both sides of the plate, which Happ could theoretically do.

No Tatis was two grand slams in one inning, which will be a long time before we.see.that.again.

Now we need a grand slam from each side of the plate in the same inning.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I guess I should've specifically asked what "doing a mark bellhorn" was

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I guess I should've specifically asked what "doing a mark bellhorn" was

Sounds dirty.

"Hey baby, wanna do a Mark Bellhorn with me?"

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Your Taint posted:

Sounds dirty.

"Hey baby, wanna do a Mark Bellhorn with me?"

The options are endless, seeing as how he's a switch-hitter.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


bellhorn dinged from both sides of the plates in the same inning

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Kyle Gibson loving sucks

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

bellhorn dinged from both sides of the plates in the same inning

Yeah but Happ wasn't up in the same inning as he homered, so I thought you meant grand slams from opposite sides of the plate in the same game, which was done by another former Cub infielder that won a World Series with Boston.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The options are endless, seeing as how he's a switch-hitter.

:rimshot:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Yeah but Happ wasn't up in the same inning as he homered, so I thought you meant grand slams from opposite sides of the plate in the same game, which was done by another former Cub infielder that won a World Series with Boston.

i forgot it was the same inning, i thought it was just the same game

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Beefy infield single

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol at sschwarb beefing out that infield hit

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
That is Schwarber's first single since May 17th, btw

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin posted:

That is Schwarber's first single since May 17th, btw

If the Cubs can cling to this 8-run lead, it will be their first road win since May 12.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Eager to see what the Braves can get flipping Adams once Freddie is back.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Reminder: gently caress the DH.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Nice one Rio, what a christ-awful pitch though.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:siren: Rizzo got out :siren:

The experiment is a failure! WHAT WAS MADDON THINKING?!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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J-Hey! :woop:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hey Dong

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


JHEY

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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New...swing...

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Heyward's got a new swing

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin posted:

Heyward's got a new swing

I read this post in this voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usE6bHm0QSo

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
This series is stupid.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Let's just check on the Twins game... :stare:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
If Marco Gonzalez could stop giving up dingers that'd be cool. However, Tim McCarver told an Old Man Story involving Spike Lee with the end message being Curt Flood belongs in the Hall, so I'm having a good night.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I like this game

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


drat

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Where have these Cubs been?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
KB homers on yet another pitch literally on his fists.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
ding dong

#ThatScub

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Popete posted:

Where have these Cubs been?

Still hungover. Maybe it's the pivot?!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Beefed it

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