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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hogge Wild posted:

ha, i made my first report in that thread

yr a treasure

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

SpacePig posted:

LET'S ALL DRAW ANIMES
(might need archives, I can never remember with the goldmine.)


-2 posts later-


Images re-hosted because my antivirus was having a problem with both of them.

i still laughed, after all this time

the rest of the thread is ALMOST entirely just people emptyquoting anime hitler

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Solice Kirsk posted:

I was always partial to this:



I was gonna go with retard masturbator but it turns out that was second reply

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I was gonna go with retard masturbator but it turns out that was second reply

Yeah, I was disappointed by that too.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

poly and open-minded posted:

do you have hairs in your house?

I am conditioned, yes.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




poly and open-minded posted:

do you have hairs in your stouse?


I love it when stuff like this happens:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I love it when stuff like this happens:



Why didn't you just quote the damned thing? :psyduck:

Baron von Eevl posted:

That's why I do all of my cooking with a crysknife, made from the tooth of Shai-Hulud. Unfortunately this means I have to keep the knife within my body's magnetic field at all times and it must taste blood before I can resheath it. Very inconvenient when cutting vegetables.

Shai-Hulud posted:

So you're that rear end in a top hat.
I'm gonna need that back someday you know.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Images are easier to save for later I presume.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Absurd Alhazred posted:

Why didn't you just quote the damned thing? :psyduck:

Ordinarily I would, but in this case, I wanted to show it the way it appeared on the screen (with Shai Halud's username/avatar).

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well some people come thundering into threads if you just invoke the right words of summoning.

I bet your father is a homosexual.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



re: Larry David's daughter

mobby_6kl posted:

Do you know if she's single at least?

We Know Catheters posted:

Hasn't Larry David suffered enough embarrassment already without having to go through that?

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

something awful forums poster, mobby_6kl, shows up at larry david's doorstep carrying a printer for his daughter. slow zoom on larry david's face as the curb your enthusiasm music starts.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Well some people come thundering into threads if you just invoke the right words of summoning.

I bet your father is a homosexual.
And then there's oldpainless who enters unbidden but must be guided out.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

My Lovely Horse posted:

And then there's oldpainless who enters unbidden but must be guided out.

More like oldeyeless

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3315201

I nominate this as runner-up.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hogge Wild posted:

ha, i made my first report in that thread

mods please rename this poster MEATIER MARTHA

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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My Lovely Horse posted:

And then there's oldpainless who enters unbidden but must be guided out.

What does this mean?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



more like oldclueless

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
More like oldbrainless

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

more like there hasn't been an original post in PYF for over six years

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

more like there hasn't been an original post in PYF for over six years

Only six? Good job guys!

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

more like there hasn't been an original post in PYF for over six years

This isn't the "original posts" forum, it's the "post your favourite." It can't be your favourite if you just made it up!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I want Avshalom to rereg and people to provoke her into posting really gross and too long fanfics about being fat, which almost happened. That would be some original content for you.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

more like there hasn't been an original post in PYF for over six years

true, someone posts this itt about every month or so

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it would be great, ya

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

We Know Catheters posted:

What's going on here?


Jerry Cotton posted:

You mean like Chris hansen?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Quoted twice on the same page. I feel like touching myself.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Lord Hydronium posted:

This is my hole! It was made for meow!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

lmao

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard posted:

I want Avshalom to rereg and people to provoke her into posting really gross and too long fanfics about being fat, which almost happened. That would be some original content for you.

gently caress mate just use google like the rest of us

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

AlmightyBob posted:

An oath keeper just had a heart attack and died and at anti muslim rally lol

ultrabindu posted:

A man got so angry at muslims his heart exploded?

Such Fun posted:

Poor Oath Keeper, thought of muslims and died.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Spanish Manlove posted:

Only six? Good job guys!

No, it's been much longer than six years, Down Fetish Jacket was just quoting an old post.

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

wrongo it's

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2816277

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
There's still unbanned Forum's Cancer avatars out there? Do they still infect other posters?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
That's not how cancer works homes.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


It's not that, though

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
What is this thread, a salad?

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Spanish Manlove posted:

What is this thread, a salad?

Why not is this thread a salad

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
This is probably my favorite thread of all time, with its first and only reply.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3127674

MyushiVerSCOOTY posted:

My cat is stuck in a tree about 20-25 feet up. He's not on a solid branch, its thin and he can't put all four paws on it at once. Will he just come down eventually? What should I do?

MyushiVerSCOOTY posted:

never mind he jumped down on his own

and hes fine

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

skasion posted:

im permabanned poster niggerman58. i first started reading poe when i was about 12. by 14 i got damnably obsessed with the concept of “supernatural horror” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got shockingly eldritch and i would repeat things like “congo tom-toms” and “i love gibbering inside fetid nightmares” in my head for hours, and i would get hideously paranoid, start seeing rats in the corners of my arras etc, basically i think i went mad then. im now on morphine. i always wondered what the kind of “supernatural horror” style of american literature was all about; i think it’s the y'ha-nthlein genes leaking in to the human, what von Junzt considered to be the cause of amphibious metamorphosis. i would advise all people who “get” supernatural horror to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to becoming a fishman. transient surcease.

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Another great line from this thread was "So much for the tolerant left ventricle"

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