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Douchebag
Oct 21, 2005

Josh Lyman posted:

Does... Brandel Chamblee count?

Brandel needs to be replaced with John Maginnes.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The sound levels are hugely different between the 2 featured group streams.

Fox is amateur hour.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Joe isn't great by any means but he's honestly fine and he's a ton better without Aikman dragging his rear end down. He's also become far more self-aware lately.



Go Rickie :radcat:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


I would like to see Davis Love IV do well, with his dad caddying :3:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Dufner had to take an unplayable in the fescue off 15 green. You idiot!

DJ's group got a cart ride from 10 green to 11 teen. Don't think Fowler's group did.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

These fake bird sounds are ridiculous. There's hardly any trees anywhere Fox!

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION

mattfl posted:

These fake bird sounds are ridiculous. There's hardly any trees anywhere Fox!

What is this, THE MASTERS?

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

I'm enjoying seeing a Gooch on top of the leaderboard.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


There may be a Jennifer Lawrence-level actress who uses the name Gooch for hotel reservations.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Nice bounce back Matsuyama!

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
Wait, is Poulter not even in this? God dammit I was in such a hurry with work. I can't find his name on the leaderboard.

As of right this moment, Bill Haas has not teed off yet for his first round, so I would like to switch to him, please!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


EnsGDT posted:

Wait, is Poulter not even in this? God dammit I was in such a hurry with work. I can't find his name on the leaderboard.

As of right this moment, Bill Haas has not teed off yet for his first round, so I would like to switch to him, please!
You are in for Bill Haas. :cheers:

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Josh Lyman posted:

You are in for Bill Haas. :cheers:

I *just* noticed your post telling me Poulter wasn't in the field hahaha. God drat west coast time difference!

Thank you :D

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

EnsGDT posted:

Wait, is Poulter not even in this? God dammit I was in such a hurry with work. I can't find his name on the leaderboard.

As of right this moment, Bill Haas has not teed off yet for his first round, so I would like to switch to him, please!

Poulter would have had to go through sectional qualifying to play and decided it was too much golf after playing a few weeks in a row so he withdrew.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


EnsGDT posted:

I *just* noticed your post telling me Poulter wasn't in the field hahaha. God drat west coast time difference!

Thank you :D
Oosthuizen would also be a decent pick considering how he played at Chambers Bay. Good results since the Masters too.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


yeah I wouldn't count Oosthuizen out by any means

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

DJExile posted:

yeah I wouldn't count Oosthuizen out by any means

He's burned me in the past haha

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
Conditions are pretty perfect today so they should crush it. Sunday could be windy though to setup a crazy finale.

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
Matsuyama got hosed on that approach. Hard

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION
Rahm putts off the green and I jizz in my pants.

If he 3 putts (e: he just did), is it a 2 putt or 3 putt?

Wow, he's steaming rn.

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
:fork: John Rahm after that 3-putt

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Kameh posted:

Rahm putts off the green and I jizz in my pants.

If he 3 putts (e: he just did), is it a 2 putt or 3 putt?

Wow, he's steaming rn.
The stats will show he only made 2 strokes on the green.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


DJ with a 7 on a par 5 :drat:

edit: lol missed the fairway with an iron on the next hole.

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jun 15, 2017

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Fox constantly apologizing for no audio from impact, no audio from walking commentator.

Where's the shot tracer every hole you fucks?!

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

Fox constantly apologizing for no audio from impact, no audio from walking commentator.

Where's the shot tracer every hole you fucks?!

By golly those bird noises are working great though lol

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
Rahm is going to wrap a club around his caddy before long. He's NOT happy.

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
Woah the blimp started on fire and dudes parachuted out.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
Dirty old man El Pato alert. :psyduck:




Dirty old man Ernie too. :vuvu:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


hahaha chucking one's club is golf I recognize

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"This isn’t the first time that Amanda’s academic career as impacted Phil’s U.S. Open campaigns. In 2013, Golf Week reported that Phil flew from Pennsylvania, where the Open was taking place, to California the day before the tournament started for Amanda’s middle school graduation. He then flew back to the course for tee time."

I didn't even know middle school graduation was a thing.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Hand Row posted:

Woah the blimp started on fire and dudes parachuted out.
I thought you were trolling but

https://twitter.com/msiggyy/status/875387281426841602

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Josh Lyman posted:

I didn't even know middle school graduation was a thing.

white people

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

DJExile posted:

white people

Participation trophies.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Baby Boomers and Gen Xers ruined everything.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Josh Lyman posted:

Fox constantly apologizing for no audio from impact, no audio from walking commentator.

Where's the shot tracer every hole you fucks?!

Shotlink is not on the course this week. :) Off week.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Just realized I could do this lol

Feature group 1/group 2/fox broadcast

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The afternoon featured groups are pretty great:

Bubba Watson, Sergio Garcia, Adam Scott
Jason Day, Justin Rose, Rory McIlroy

mattfl posted:

Just realized I could do this lol

Feature group 1/group 2/fox broadcast


I'm the fidget spinner.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

The afternoon featured groups are pretty great:

Bubba Watson, Sergio Garcia, Adam Scott
Jason Day, Justin Rose, Rory McIlroy

I'm the fidget spinner.

Don't forget the fidget cube either :)

And also, I get to watch a whole round of Bubba! WOOOO

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I'm the altoids tin

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I don't get fidget spinners.

I've never held one.

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