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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Benne posted:

Jesus Christ stop taking your Darewolf nickname literally

Lost a finger.


Lost a finger. :gonk:

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
He told us he was hardcore :smith:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Can't believe wrestling killed off the Renegade again.

The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

Gavok posted:

Can't believe wrestling killed off the Renegade again.

:vince:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Benne posted:

Poor Argenis can't catch a break

I dunno, he seemed to catch a pretty big one after the match.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Hell yes, head pulping. And I'm not just talking about Aerostar's dive.....yikes. Looked like he was knocked out.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Mala Suerte is Mr. Cisco going undercover for Captain Vasquez, right? I forget exactly what happened last season.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

sticklefifer posted:

Mala Suerte is Mr. Cisco going undercover for Captain Vasquez, right? I forget exactly what happened last season.

You're thinking of Cortez Castro, who's working under a mask as Veneno. Dario killed Mr. Cisco, so this is is just the wrestler playing a different character.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Ah, so I was right about the wrestler, just not the angle.

Brenda in a cowgirl getup reminds me so much of Judy from Cowboy Bebop. :clint:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Benne posted:

You're thinking of Cortez Castro, who's working under a mask as Veneno. Dario killed Mr. Cisco, so this is is just the wrestler playing a different character.

Until we find out that he really is Mr. Cisco who just got amnesia from getting bludgeoned with a bull statue and then abducted by a rabbit cult! :tinfoil:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Rhonne posted:

Until we find out that he really is Mr. Cisco who just got amnesia from getting bludgeoned with a bull statue and then abducted by a rabbit cult! :tinfoil:

Only after PJ Black is revealed to be a real werewolf and has to transform to stop MACHINE CAGE.

KatWithHands
Nov 14, 2007

sticklefifer posted:

Lost a finger.


Lost a finger. :gonk:

Looks like his fingat's doing okay :unsmith:

https://www.facebook.com/darewolf333/videos/1349840941737401/

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Kobra Moon dresses like Goro Majima from the Yakuza games, but without the eye patch.

The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer

Kobra Moon dresses like if Mona Lisa Saperstein was a wrestler

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/jordynnegrace/status/876255166672097280

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
I think she was joking about that.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Finally after months of rumours.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Why hasn't NXT signed Rachael yet? They have her father right there in the same drat building.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Wasn't feeling that Aerostar vs Drago match until the suicide dive :stare: pretty strong match. Alright episode, but the pulpy last scene stole the show for me.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Benne posted:

Why hasn't NXT signed Rachael yet? They have her father right there in the same drat building.

She was in a bunch of tv matches under a different name, was she just not ever given a real contract?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



MELISSA HAS A PLOT

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Pinwiz11 posted:

MELISSA HAS A PLOT

It's probably just a Marty thing, but i'd really love if we went back to Fenix and Mil Muertes as life and death, thus Melissa vs Catrina as well.

I don't remember this jobber at all. Will Cage punch through him?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Somehow Vinnie still fared better than Lorenzo Lamas did

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
These video packages are so loving good

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Benne posted:

These video packages are so loving good

Insanely good.

This match is gonna be dumb :allears:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Oh great Rabbit King... :allears:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This show needs more Paul London

The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer

Máscarita Sagrada got that Vince McMahon strut

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Who's in the Saltador suit? He did some pretty good spots in that costume.

God, like a quarter of the tournament roster have demigod powers, i'd give anything for the Rabbit Tribe to Awaken Mascarita's Hidden Potential and have him destroy Pindar.

ohhh this is the worst

MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jun 22, 2017

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
What the gently caress

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I can't wait for Fenix to destroy those clowns.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Who's in the Saltador suit? He did some pretty good spots in that costume.

Mariachi Loco

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Wasn't really into this week's episode, mostly because of Marty. He works best in small doses, but the creepy gently caress was all over the show this week and just made me feel kinda gross for watching it.

Like, we know he's obsessed with Melissa, that's well-established. I really didn't need to see him using Melissa photos as jizz rags just to drive that point home. I'm actually interested in the Melissa/Fenix pairing and how that plays off Marty's stalking, but that whole scene in the room felt like overkill and dragged down the rest of the episode.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Is Cuerno still tied up with AAA? I guess that would make him canon for-real-dead in LU now. I miss that guy.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

sticklefifer posted:

Is Cuerno still tied up with AAA? I guess that would make him canon for-real-dead in LU now. I miss that guy.

IIRC he needed back surgery and the death match with Mil at UL2 was a way to write him off most of Season 3. I think he came back in time for some late-season tapings, but can't confirm without spoiling myself on stuff.

But yeah, I miss Cuerno too.. :( He was shaping up to be one of the show's breakout stars before the injuries and weird backstage drama happened.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/879363050448580609

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/MartyElias1967/status/879791456751419393

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Josh Mathews was interviewed by Fightful and said he was offered Matt Striker's role but turned it down

quote:

I remember when Lucha was starting and here I was, ready to go to Nashville and sign my contract with Impact. Lucha Underground approached me with doing their shows and their first episodes. I flew out to Los Angeles and I saw the thing and I was blown away, but their contracts were pretty iron-clad and I wasn't ready to sign that deal.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Chris James 2 posted:

Josh Mathews was interviewed by Fightful and said he was offered Matt Striker's role but turned it down

Good. Matt Striker is an awful nerd but is sometimes entertaining. Matthews is just a bitter little rear end.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Something tells me Muertes vs. Veneno is a bit of a mismatch

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