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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
That guy is why WWE doesn't get decent advertising rates

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Congrats to Frank for no longer being the worst WWE fan clown.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

beggar posted:

Maybe Dolph shouldnt be such a flaky rear end fuckboi

I mean his entire gimmick is flaky rear end fuckboi, so what do you want

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

beggar posted:

Maybe Dolph shouldnt be such a flaky rear end fuckboi that stands up vloggers (Challenge you to make it through this whole thing)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK6s4eC5GE

Supplemental video: when Ziggler fans strike back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DprrQxbCuk8

Who the gently caress is this?


Also, who the gently caress is this?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Chris Regal, both

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

That rocked, we can be friends and I won't even ask you for warez (I'm already Ops)

Is this a thing now? People talking about hotline and warez? I just realized what a mindfuck it would be to be a time traveler... who also reads internet forums.


Also hahahahaha who the hell would defend Dolph Ziggler.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Pls don't doxx me

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

The biggest reason I've been unable to take Dolph Ziggler seriously is the name. It's terrible.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Jason Sextro posted:

The biggest reason I've been unable to take Dolph Ziggler seriously is the name. It's terrible.

When I heard the name I assumed his gimmick was "Val Venis' son left the first family business to join the second family business"

Then I found out it was more like "lovely Billy Gunn cosplay"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Web Jew.0 posted:

I was gonna say as a joke that he's definitely one of the 30 best workers in the WWE but even top 40 is debateable if you include everyone from Angle to Asuka https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_personnel

To be fair the last time Cornette saw ziggler wrestle was probably like 5 years ago since he only sees modern wrestling that people send him and who the hell is sending people ziggler matches?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Defiance Industries posted:

When I heard the name I assumed his gimmick was "Val Venis' son left the first family business to join the second family business"

Then I found out it was more like "lovely Billy Gunn cosplay"

I wasn't watching at all when he debuted or even following news at the time so I thought it was gonna be some European aristocracy gimmick

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

A trifecta of the hottest takes

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


flashy_mcflash posted:

A trifecta of the hottest takes



"This guy's wife loves him. What a cuck!"

Twisted Eye
Jan 6, 2011
JBL: "....he took *her* name."

Yeah, I could see these goofs calling it a 'cuck' gimmick.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

triple nose mcmahon

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Double H Single M

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Reading stuff like that makes me wonder what kind of interactions dudes like that have with women, if any

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Reading stuff like that makes me wonder what kind of interactions dudes like that have with women, if any

"hi welcome to mcdonalds"
"...keep talking I'm almost there"

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
I mean... Would it surprise you if Vince booked Maria to get with Ziggler within a year?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


dsriggs posted:

I mean... Would it surprise you if Vince booked Maria to get with Ziggler within a year?

Only because it wasn't Roman.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Her last name isn't Nemeth, so yes, I would be surprised. :v:

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Today on tumblr! People don't understand how words and phrases can be used for more than one thing.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

ShootaBoy posted:

Today on tumblr! People don't understand how words and phrases can be used for more than one thing.



wasn't that the exact same context for Cena's five moves of doom too though? I thought it was the finishing sequence he'd use in every match leading up to the FU/AA.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Netcop Scott Keith

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Chris James 2 posted:

Netcop Scott Keith

They called him that due to his hatred of black people.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

One of Scott Keith's Five Moves of Doom was a bulldog? What about the inverted atomic drop?

SLUM KING
Nov 16, 2011

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

whilst

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

A violent knife-wielding rapist "sounds like a dick"? I'd hate to see what smokeygreen420 considers to be an actual threat :stare:

e: besides legacy wrestlers, I mean

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

SatansOnion posted:

A violent knife-wielding rapist "sounds like a dick"? I'd hate to see what smokeygreen420 considers to be an actual threat :stare:

e: besides legacy wrestlers, I mean

probably tumblr SJWs

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Jason Sextro posted:

probably tumblr SJWs

whats what with super junior wrestlers

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

MotU posted:

whats what with super junior wrestlers

they're a threat to the established NJPW hierarchy, obviously

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Bumper crop today!







SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

ShootaBoy posted:

Bumper crop today!









All of these except the first two are sort of right. I think there's a lot of hyperbole about Okada/Omega and I find it mildly off-putting.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

All of these except the first two are sort of right. I think there's a lot of hyperbole about Okada/Omega and I find it mildly off-putting.

Name 5 Okada matches that are better and some Omega matches that are better.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Hmm, I liked that match better than all the other matches. Better not rate it too high or people will get pissy about it.

Old rating scale / New rating scale
* / *
** / **
*** / ***
**** / ****
****1/2 / ****1/2
****3/4 / ****3/4
***** / ****3/4

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

MassRafTer posted:

Name 5 Okada matches that are better and some Omega matches that are better.

Roman Reigns v. Braun Strowman

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ShootaBoy posted:

Bumper crop today!



Agreed

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


We'll see how much better Reigns is when he beats Okada and Omega together in 5 minutes on Raw in 2018!

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

MassRafTer posted:

Name 5 Okada matches that are better and some Omega matches that are better.

Okay okay then I just agree with the last one about the hyperbole.

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