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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Here's how the rest of the game is gonna go down: Jake settles down and doesn't give up any runs for a few innings. Then in the 6th or so, he walks a couple batters and gets pulled. Meanwhile, the Cubs bats don't do poo poo and the outcome is going to be dependent on whether or not the bullpen can fix Jake's mistakes or the bats decide they can actually get hits in the late innings.

Everything according to plan, except replace the 6th with the 5th

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Happ :swoon:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Gurriel :wow:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Aoki is the worst

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kinda miffed that our bullpen sucks now

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Addy :toot:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Russell is getting hot!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
When's the last time
Baez bunted

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Well, it's good to be reminded this team is dogshit. The last week had tricked me.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Cubs stranded a runner at 3rd? Well, I never! :monocle:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
That was a slick 4-6-3

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Astros fans:

Would you want them to trade Derek Fisher (whose value is probably as high as it's going to get) to be a major piece towards a frontline starter for 2-3 years, or keep him as the long temr LF?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
There you go Happ

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Popete posted:

There you go Happ

There he stays, most likely

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Kirios posted:

Astros fans:

Would you want them to trade Derek Fisher (whose value is probably as high as it's going to get) to be a major piece towards a frontline starter for 2-3 years, or keep him as the long temr LF?

I'd need to look at out pipeline first before sending a piece line Fisher to another team.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

There he stays, most likely

Being right in my predictions of Cubs failure is the only way I can feel joy about this year's team. :smith:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

There he stays, most likely

lol

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Another 6-spot in the 9th inning would be nice, albeit unlikely

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cubs getting robbed all night

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Baez struck out on a pitch way outside the zone? :monocle:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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lmao cubs way to make it really easy for them

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Rip Cubs

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


To start off your morning, Kenta Maeda says gently caress The DH.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Rizzo has never not reached base in his first AB leading off.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Yeah Willy :toot:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Cubs at least get one, which should soften the blow of the 2-3 Lackey gives up this half inning.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
It wouldn't be a Cardinals game without a TOOTBLAN, particularly early in the game!!

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Gotta respect that Billy Hamilton catch :confuoot:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Holy poo poo Lackey didn't give up a first inning run.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I can't believe Javy got thrown out there. Seemed like the easiest bag ever.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Urena drills two Braves in a row to load the bases with no outs

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

And Dansby, Ruiz and Folty come up empty

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I can't believe Javy got thrown out there. Seemed like the easiest bag ever.

He hesitated and looked back before going.

Oh great now Heyward might be injured.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
TOOTBLAN

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Quality baserunning by the Marlins there

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Runners at the corners with no outs. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Rizzo is literally the best lead-off hitter of all time.

Time for some good ol' runners in stranding position.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

STOP HITTING BRAVES GODDAMNIT

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress man

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