Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

This is literally any episode about tiny houses on DIY Network.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

RatHat posted:

Millennial Jesus?

Millenial Joseph and Mary. They'll come up with a different insulting nickname for Jesus's generation.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Millenials aren't using Segways, put them on Hoverboards. It's still a dated reference, but much less so.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I mean hell, why aren't they all twerking

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
How did Roger Ebert give a review to a movie released in 2017?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲TM™ #ad📢

They just use his name. He didn't actually come back from the dead to review The Mummy

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

oldpainless posted:

They just use his name. He didn't actually come back from the dead to review The Mummy

The most intense viral marketing campaign of all time.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

oldpainless posted:

They just use his name. He didn't actually come back from the dead to review The Mummy

It Stinks!

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.


#cuckcops

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ignoranus posted:

Millenial Joseph and Mary. They'll come up with a different insulting nickname for Jesus's generation.

He's a postmillennial!

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


:laffo:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

RagnarokAngel posted:

The most intense viral marketing campaign of all time.

This was funny.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005



"Hey, let's all get drunk and throw a bunch of axes around!"

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDj-cLnHrRQ

Wrecking Ball
Jul 16, 2011

I actually joined this league a while ago. It's really fun and no one lost any limbs! :shrug:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲TM™ #ad📢

So are y'all really good or really bad?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PAWssibly

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/kidd_kong78/status/875968750801092608?s=09

Domar
Nov 4, 2010
Here’s to You, Future Plaintiff in Lawsuit Against Axe-Throwing Business

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Once again I have to bring up DIY Network, because on one of their shows, this is what a guy did for his bachelor party.

It's literally a warehouse with targets spraypainted on plywood for you to throw axes at.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
This is the kind of thing that can only exist in a city because if you live outside of one there is absolutely nothing stopping you and your friends from getting a case of beer and picking a suitable tree and throwing axes at it.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Hipsters are culturally appropriating juggalos and I am not okay with this :colbert:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Spotted this in the stores today.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Phanatic posted:

This is the kind of thing that can only exist in a city because if you live outside of one there is absolutely nothing stopping you and your friends from getting a case of beer and picking a suitable tree and throwing axes at it.

Maybe a tree that's on its way out, but don't go gently caress up a perfectly good tree to celebrate buying a case of miller.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Phanatic posted:

This is the kind of thing that can only exist in a city because if you live outside of one there is absolutely nothing stopping you and your friends from getting a case of beer and picking a suitable tree and throwing axes at it.

My friends and I looked into this in Chicago recently and they told us on the phone that you are 100% absolutely not allowed to drink and throw the axes. We went bowling instead.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

Spotted this in the stores today.



This is the most popular kind of diaper in Japan. So appropriate for my kid

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Solice Kirsk posted:

My friends and I looked into this in Chicago recently and they told us on the phone that you are 100% absolutely not allowed to drink and throw the axes. We went bowling instead.

Come down to Texas, I got the illegal drinking while throwing axes hookup.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

funmanguy posted:

Come down to Texas, I got the illegal drinking while throwing axes hookup.

Wait, how do you still do illegal drinking in Texas? Moonshine? Coors?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

syscall girl posted:

Wait, how do you still do illegal drinking in Texas? Moonshine? Coors?

Moonshine is legal in Texas.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

Moonshine is legal in Texas.

If it's legal, it's not moonshine.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

syscall girl posted:

Wait, how do you still do illegal drinking in Texas? Moonshine? Coors?

I get this reference.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

syscall girl posted:

Wait, how do you still do illegal drinking in Texas? Moonshine? Coors?

IIRC there are still dry counties in Texas.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
On sundays before noon. Only Jesus is allowed to drink on sundays before noon.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

funmanguy posted:

On sundays before noon. Only Jesus is allowed to drink on sundays before noon.

Only way to get rid of his hungover.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Shaddak posted:

If it's legal, it's not moonshine.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonshine posted:

Moonshine is a slang term used to describe high-proof distilled spirits that are usually produced illicitly, without government authorization.[1]

Keyword usually. Texas legalized it. Still won't legalize weed tho

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

RFC2324 posted:

Keyword usually. Texas legalized it. Still won't legalize weed tho

Why would you legalize what you use to put black and Mexican people in jail en masse?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Picnic Princess posted:

Why would you legalize what you use to put black and Mexican people in jail en masse?

Because you don't need an excuse anymore :smith:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply