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Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Scientists say that his condoms fit like a glove.

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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Goddamnit

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
:five:

Calm Waters
Aug 24, 2011
i hope your dick falls off op

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Calm Waters posted:

i hope your dick falls off op

I hope so too, because then I could go gently caress myself.

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Feb 11, 2007

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Incitatus posted:

I hope so too, because then I could go gently caress myself.

don't let your dreams be dreams

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Another man who appreciates a nice firm handshake

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Nice

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
OP's dad taught him to count in a unique way

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Incitatus posted:

Scientists say that his condoms fit like a glove.

thats a 5

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Incitatus posted:

Scientists say that his condoms fit like a glove.

5, close + goldmine immediately

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Haha funny joke op but srsly where's the guy with the 5 dicks. Spill. Beans. :catbert:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Haha funny joke op but srsly where's the guy with the 5 dicks. Spill. Beans. :catbert:

Look at Zoe Quinn here trying to cut back on her travel time

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I happen to know a guyu with fifve rear end holes

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

i heard that mother fucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Universe Master posted:

i heard that mother fucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks

It was just a goddamn spermy dick udder. :boehner:

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Developing man indeed

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Got me good op

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Flesh Forge posted:

I happen to know a guyu with fifve rear end holes

Is this a guy who can tell you to stop posting?

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It was just a goddamn spermy dick udder. :boehner:

Blöthar??

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
i grew up with both aspergers and an oedipus complex

SuperSlacker
Mar 11, 2007

one for each dick

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

gently caress you enjoy your reddit gold

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Katamari Democracy posted:

Is this a guy who can tell you to stop posting?

I dunno Ill ask him when I see hmi

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
I'll allow it, OP.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

SwampDonkey posted:

gently caress you enjoy your reddit gold

lol

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Incitatus posted:

Scientists say that his condoms fit like a glove.


:captainpop:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
There once was a rapturous young felatrix,
Who'd boast she could handle up to five dicks.
With such a terrible cry,
She ripped out her glass eye
And said "tell the boys I can now handle six dicks!"


-Albert Einstein

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



Each one stolen from an innocent victim.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Was this discovery made in Japan?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
I fell for it. Good job OP

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Sounds like he was trying to get a little Oedipussy.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
four normal size dicks, and one half sized dick with the ability to get erect sideways

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

EugeneJ posted:

Look at Zoe Quinn here trying to cut back on her travel time

Who?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Man with 5 dicks not so smug after receiving bill for bris.

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016
5 chicks at the same time man

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
So what you're saying is, he still doesn't have sextuple.

Password_Is_Taco
Jun 6, 2013
is there a central dicktrunk tho

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
hell yeah

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great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


When does he turn 18?

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