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But I pretend like I have all the time. It's getting to a danger threshold. Please tell me about The Minions Movie and the best parts or share your favorite Minions memes in this thread.
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:20 |
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They're like these spongebob retards that rape each other to death.
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:21 |
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I've never seen either Despicable Me and I'm not ashamed.
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:23 |
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pretty sure most ppl who don't have kids have not seen this movie. unless they are kids themselves
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:23 |
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Hell Yeah posted:pretty sure most ppl who don't have kids have not seen this movie. unless they are kids themselves I ha e kids but they haven't seen it either. It's getting real akward for them as well. Anyone got some fresh Minions .jpeg?
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:32 |
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:01 |
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Throughout history the minions serve the most evil master they can, but they accidentally cause Napoleon to lose in Russia so they went and hid in a frozen cave for a century out of shame. Which helps the movie sidestep the whole "The Minions would have supported Hitler and his final solution" issue.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:30 |
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Kruxy posted:Throughout history the minions serve the most evil master they can, but they accidentally cause Napoleon to lose in Russia so they went and hid in a frozen cave for a century out of shame. i wish they went that way, just some lovely edgy dark poo poo about the minions running the camps.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:41 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i wish they went that way, just some lovely edgy dark poo poo about the minions running the camps. Can we truly say Hitler was the most evil man of the time though? After all, he did kill Hitler. If only there was another WWII "Bad Guy" country who was also portrayed as yellow midgets with thick glasses...
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:47 |
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Did you ever play Lemmings? It's like that.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:50 |
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buddy! ballo! banana! poopaye! kampai!
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 01:05 |
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Minions are small, yellow creatures who have existed since the beginning of time, evolving from single-celled organisms into beings who exist only to serve history's most despicable masters.[15] After serving a great many masters over the centuries (though they accidentally kill their masters most of the time), and a disastrous end to their service to Napoleon, the Minions are driven into isolation and decide to start a new life in a massive cave in the Arctic. After many years, the Minions become depressed, restless and unmotivated without a master to serve. To regain their dignity and sense of purpose, Kevin, one fearless Minion, decides to set out to find a new master and asks for help. Stuart, a musically inclined Minion and Bob, a young and inexperienced but enthusiastic Minion, are recruited. The trio journey to New York where the year is 1968. After spending the day attempting to blend in, the Minions end up in a department store for the night, where they discover a hidden commercial broadcast for villains advertising Villain-Con; a convention for villains and supervillains in Orlando. The trio manage to hitchhike a ride with a family of villains called the Nelsons and impress them with their accidental villainy. Once at the convention, they see Scarlet Overkill, the first female supervillain, and they impress her enough for her to hire them. As Scarlet takes the Minions to her home in England, Kevin contacts the other Minions, who later find a yeti and claim him as their new boss, but accidentally kill the leader yeti, when a minion plays the tuba, and are chased out of their cave by the other yeti. They make their way to England to find Kevin, Bob, and Stuart. At her home, Scarlet explains the plan to steal the Imperial State Crown from the Queen of England and promises to reward the Minions if they successfully steal it, threatening that she will kill them if they don't. Her husband Herb supplies them with inventions to aid in the heist, but they are nearly caught when they break into the Tower of London, which leads to a highly publicized chase that ends with Bob crashing into the Sword in the Stone and pulling it free, removing the Queen of England from the throne and becoming King Bob of England. Enraged by this, Scarlet confronts the Minions, so Bob abdicates the throne in her favor. Scarlet expresses her gratitude, but is also undeterred because she feels betrayed. Scarlet imprisons the three in a dungeon to be tortured by Herb before her coronation, but afterwards, they are left alone and escape with the intention to apologize to Scarlet. Making their way to Westminster Abbey, the three of them interrupt the coronation by accidentally dropping a chandelier on Scarlet, who immediately orders their execution. Dozens of villains chase them and Bob and Stuart are caught while Kevin finds his way into a pub. He sees Scarlet on a television, promising that she will kill Stuart and Bob if Kevin doesn't show up by dawn. Kevin sneaks into Scarlet's home to steal weapons, but inadvertently triggers a machine Herb was building and enlarges himself. He tramples through London, rescuing his friends just as the other Minions reunite with them. Scarlet tries to eradicate them, but Kevin swallows a massive missile she fires at them. Scarlet and Herb attempt to escape with her rocket-dress, but Kevin holds onto it. The missile detonates, apparently killing Kevin and the Overkills. After the Minions briefly mourn him, Kevin returns, having returned to his normal size. The original Queen from the earlier part of the story receives her place on the throne and crown back and rewards Bob with a tiny crown for his teddy bear and Stuart an electric guitar (later replaced by a snow globe after an over-enthusiastic Stuart breaks the guitar), and she knights Kevin for his heroism. She suddenly realizes that her crown is missing, and Kevin leads a chase after Scarlet and Herb, who are revealed to be alive and are fleeing through the crowd with the bejeweled crown until they are suddenly frozen in place by a young Gru, who steals the crown from them and takes off in a rocket-powered motorbike while the Minions stare in awe. Bob gives his crown to the frozen Scarlet, as the Minions see Gru as their new potential master and give chase to follow him home.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 01:16 |
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Kruxy posted:Throughout history the minions serve the most evil master they can, but they accidentally cause Napoleon to lose in Russia so they went and hid in a frozen cave for a century out of shame. I've seen minions like 200 times and never once even wondered 😂
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 01:57 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i wish they went that way, just some lovely edgy dark poo poo about the minions running the camps. hitler telling the minions to run the special camps he made to keep the jews safe *comical music plays behind a montage of minions accidentally knocking jews into ovens and mistakenly hooking poison instead of water into the communal showers* SickZip fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Jun 19, 2017 |
# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:01 |
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SickZip posted:hitler telling the minions to run the special camps he made to keep the jews safe Incredible
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:13 |
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Gaunab posted:Minions are small, yellow creatures who have existed since the beginning of time, evolving from single-celled organisms into beings who exist only to serve history's most despicable masters.[15] After serving a great many masters over the centuries (though they accidentally kill their masters most of the time), and a disastrous end to their service to Napoleon, the Minions are driven into isolation and decide to start a new life in a massive cave in the Arctic. After many years, the Minions become depressed, restless and unmotivated without a master to serve. To regain their dignity and sense of purpose, Kevin, one fearless Minion, decides to set out to find a new master and asks for help. Stuart, a musically inclined Minion and Bob, a young and inexperienced but enthusiastic Minion, are recruited. Jesus H Christ
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:23 |
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I'm not really sure how to decorate for Christmas now.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:25 |
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Fgggg
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 03:43 |
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Kruxy posted:Throughout history the minions serve the most evil master they can, but they accidentally cause Napoleon to lose in Russia so they went and hid in a frozen cave for a century out of shame. Wait I thought this was a joke but apparently this is the actual plot of that movie? Wtf
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:07 |
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it's pretty intense for a kids movie https://youtu.be/0aNwgLRL_Es
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:16 |
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SickZip posted:hitler telling the minions to run the special camps he made to keep the jews safe
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:02 |
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I watched this movie on netflix one night but I was way too drunk to remember anything about it.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:06 |
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Looking for some minions itt
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 16:27 |
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Did you know? The Minions have become one of the biggest meme symbols of the anti-vaccination movement?
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 17:43 |
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 17:52 |
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trash person posted:Did you know? Nice!
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 17:55 |
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I've never seen it either, I'm just in it for the facebook memes.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 18:03 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:39 |
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Pretty sure they talk some gibberish version of Spanish. Imagine 3000 yellow short 3 stooges. There's the minions for you.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 18:37 |