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I can already feel it disconnecting from the skin
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 22:08 |
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Probably not gonna fall off, more like a few ugly chips but most of it will probably be there. I am not a doctor. What did you do anyway? Do some carpentry work?
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 22:09 |
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Amputate the finger before gangrene sets in.
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 22:10 |
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You're going to die. I'm a doctor.
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 22:11 |
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probably not it looks non traumatized at the edges but if it does it'll be a few months before it does
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 22:11 |
Jesus Christ
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:43 |
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No I think that's chocolate just lick it off.
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:44 |
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Couldn't be any worse of an injury than what's going on in your avatar! I say you're fine.
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:46 |
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You are jerking off wrong
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:50 |
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lol thumb's fine
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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:50 |
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Quit sticking it up your butt would be my 1st suggestion
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:44 |
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I hosed up my thumb nail doing god knows what (probably masturbating) and now every 12 to 18 months it splits down the middle and grows back
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:51 |
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By big toe nail has had this discolored splotch for years now after a hike hosed it up.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:56 |
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Even if it does come off, it's fuckin cool to see the nail grow back slowly. The skin underneath the nail bed starts to dry and harden fairly quickly and doesn't hurt after a day or two. I should know, I've done some dumb poo poo.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 01:00 |
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Yah probably. It'll grow back but it'll be really gross the entire time.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 01:14 |
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neato burrito posted:Even if it does come off, it's fuckin cool to see the nail grow back slowly. The skin underneath the nail bed starts to dry and harden fairly quickly and doesn't hurt after a day or two. I should know, I've done some dumb poo poo. Yeah its a weird process. Lost my big toe nail at my first job hauling fireworks. Worked ten hours in too-small sneakers (had to wear my dad's as mine were worn out). Took a few days but then the nail got discolored, kind of came loose, and puss leaked out. loving gnarly. The skin underneath does indeed harden up so it isn't too bad as the nail grows back.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:49 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:You're going to die. I'm a doctor. This diagnosis is 100% accurate
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:53 |
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nurse here. Probably
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:55 |
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finally a chance to link this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=079Q9aJQee4
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:55 |
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come, child, let daddy see what's sore *RIPS NAIL OFF*
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 03:34 |
I took a fastball on my hands once. "fast" was like 80mph in that league. But anyway my thumb did that but worse. It felt funky for months but it just kept growing until the blood and poo poo was broken down or pushed out along the nail.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 03:43 |
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Try stapling it back down, OP
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 03:45 |
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closed a car door on my thumb about a year ago and it looked a lot like that, except it was a loving perfect imitation of the mickey mouse logo anyway it felt weird but never fell off, I just had the gross black mickey mouse logo under my nail until it grew out after like 5-6 months
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:10 |
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canpakes posted:lol thumb's fine This post won't be topped. Gas or goldmine but we're done here
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 05:03 |
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what about mine
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 05:30 |
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You have the pale dainty hands of an infrequent masturbatrix OP
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 05:30 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:what about mine This finger has a boner
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 05:32 |
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You are already dead op, it's just your stupid gay ghost haunting the forums. I'm a ghost doctor.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 07:04 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:what about mine What's it like having the Bioshock bees thing but it grows snails instead?
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 07:09 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:what about mine How's you do that?
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 07:11 |
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i lost a toenail before. rolled a scooters kick stand back into my big toe and pushed the toenail like 2mm straight back. it fell off months later. while i was watching the stanley cup i felt it suddenly just lift up like it knew i would be busy and this was the perfect time for it to make a break for it unfortunately for its getaway plans i had been wearing socks at the time. i am a big believer in socks as i said i eventually did lose the toenail but thats a story for another day
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 07:28 |
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I am horrified by the idea of getting a high pressure blood blister under a nail and having to use a drill or hot needle to pierce it and release the pressure. It's one of those things that I have a sick fascination or draw towards.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:05 |
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Like I might watch some hosed up you tube of someone doing that but not really.
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:09 |
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Are you Jeff goldbkum
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