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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I can already feel it disconnecting from the skin :(

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Probably not gonna fall off, more like a few ugly chips but most of it will probably be there.

I am not a doctor. What did you do anyway? Do some carpentry work? :clint:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Amputate the finger before gangrene sets in.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
You're going to die. I'm a doctor.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

probably not it looks non traumatized at the edges but if it does it'll be a few months before it does

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Jesus Christ

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
No I think that's chocolate just lick it off.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Couldn't be any worse of an injury than what's going on in your avatar! I say you're fine.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



You are jerking off wrong

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol thumb's fine

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Quit sticking it up your butt would be my 1st suggestion

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I hosed up my thumb nail doing god knows what (probably masturbating) and now every 12 to 18 months it splits down the middle and grows back

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
By big toe nail has had this discolored splotch for years now after a hike hosed it up.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Even if it does come off, it's fuckin cool to see the nail grow back slowly. The skin underneath the nail bed starts to dry and harden fairly quickly and doesn't hurt after a day or two. I should know, I've done some dumb poo poo.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Yah probably. It'll grow back but it'll be really gross the entire time.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

neato burrito posted:

Even if it does come off, it's fuckin cool to see the nail grow back slowly. The skin underneath the nail bed starts to dry and harden fairly quickly and doesn't hurt after a day or two. I should know, I've done some dumb poo poo.

Yeah its a weird process.

Lost my big toe nail at my first job hauling fireworks. Worked ten hours in too-small sneakers (had to wear my dad's as mine were worn out). Took a few days but then the nail got discolored, kind of came loose, and puss leaked out. loving gnarly. The skin underneath does indeed harden up so it isn't too bad as the nail grows back.

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

AKA Pseudonym posted:

You're going to die. I'm a doctor.

:agreed:

This diagnosis is 100% accurate

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
nurse here. Probably

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
finally a chance to link this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=079Q9aJQee4

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
come, child, let daddy see what's sore *RIPS NAIL OFF*

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I took a fastball on my hands once. "fast" was like 80mph in that league. But anyway my thumb did that but worse. It felt funky for months but it just kept growing until the blood and poo poo was broken down or pushed out along the nail.

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Try stapling it back down, OP

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
closed a car door on my thumb about a year ago and it looked a lot like that, except it was a loving perfect imitation of the mickey mouse logo

anyway it felt weird but never fell off, I just had the gross black mickey mouse logo under my nail until it grew out after like 5-6 months

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

canpakes posted:

lol thumb's fine

This post won't be topped. Gas or goldmine but we're done here

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


what about mine


Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
You have the pale dainty hands of an infrequent masturbatrix OP

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

what about mine




This finger has a boner

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
You are already dead op, it's just your stupid gay ghost haunting the forums. I'm a ghost doctor.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

what about mine




What's it like having the Bioshock bees thing but it grows snails instead?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

what about mine




How's you do that?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i lost a toenail before. rolled a scooters kick stand back into my big toe and pushed the toenail like 2mm straight back. it fell off months later. while i was watching the stanley cup i felt it suddenly just lift up like it knew i would be busy and this was the perfect time for it to make a break for it
unfortunately for its getaway plans i had been wearing socks at the time. i am a big believer in socks

as i said i eventually did lose the toenail but thats a story for another day

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I am horrified by the idea of getting a high pressure blood blister under a nail and having to use a drill or hot needle to pierce it and release the pressure. It's one of those things that I have a sick fascination or draw towards.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Like I might watch some hosed up you tube of someone doing that but not really.

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Are you Jeff goldbkum

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