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Found this on HBO Go and said, how bad can it be? Well, so far it looks like a TV movie. Probably is. I hope Kunis gets naked but it won't happen. The movie starts with Patrick Bateman getting killed by 10 year old Kunis.
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Kunis is in "FBI Academy" in order to be a serial killer investigator because she wants to hunt down and kill them. So it is basically Dexter in college except she's loving hot and probably can't wield a lumberjacks axe.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:18
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This is the worst I've ever seen Kunis. I dunno if it is the lighting or her makeup but she just looks like an average Hollywood starlet.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:21
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I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE NEW ROBERT PALMER TAPE, OP
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Jun 19, 2017 01:21
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Its really bad, OP
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Jun 19, 2017 01:22
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I wouldn't watch that and I'll watch practically anything
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Jun 19, 2017 01:24
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I don't think cats can survive for 15 seconds in a microwave without some serious internal damage and death.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:24
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nature6pk posted:Its really bad, OP Yes, I know. Let this thread be a warning. If Kunis shows off her poonaner, I will be very happy.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:25
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There's this other dude who killed some admin at the college. She was the one w/ the cat. Anyway, he weaseled his way into a date with Kunis. Then he tells her that she better not get in the way of him getting some TA position with Captain Kirk and that he is willing to use blackmail to do it. Oh, now they are back from dinner and drunk. I think she is faking and is going to kill him to death. I could be wrong but it makes sense.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:32
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Waltzing Along posted:Yes, I know. Let this thread be a warning. If Kunis shows off her poonaner, I will be very happy. I googled it and let me tell you prepare for disappointment
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Jun 19, 2017 01:32
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Sid Vicious posted:I googled it and let me tell you prepare for disappointment She never shows nothing. In black swan there should have been a hardcore XTC ridden graphic 69 session between her and that horrible girl.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:34
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I thought this was a joke thread but apparently it's real? Ok
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Jun 19, 2017 01:34
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The music is even reminiscent of Dexter. I think Dexter ripped this poo poo off.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:34
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Oh good, she killed him with a condom garrote.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:35
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Waltzing Along posted:Oh good, she killed him with a condom garrote. That's exactly why I never use condoms
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Jun 19, 2017 01:36
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Aesop Poprock posted:I thought this was a joke thread but apparently it's real? Ok It's only too real.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:36
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haljordan posted:That's exactly why I never use condoms They missed their opportunity for something artistic. She could have hosed him first, then used the condom as the camera slowly zooms towards her hands where the open end of the condom is sticking out the side of her closed grip. A drop of cum drips out the side while illuminated by a red light that makes it look like blood. poo poo, I should have made this film. Artistic cum condom garrotes and Mila Kunis mashing pussies with her mouth.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:38
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Christian Bale > Mila Kunis
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Jun 19, 2017 01:40
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How could she have found a role worse than jupiter ascending
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Jun 19, 2017 01:40
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Tubesock posted:How could she have found a role worse than jupiter ascending Time travel to the past I guess
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Jun 19, 2017 01:45
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if memory serves me correctly American Psycho 2 was some unrelated horror script that the studio had laying around that they rewrote and filmed as quickly as possible to capitalise on the popularity of the first movie.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:51
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I'd tell you what is happening but who gives a poo poo. They have had a classroom discussion going on for 5 minutes now. They are arguing about Ed Gein who I wish had seen this film and killed everyone. Well, except Kirk. And Kunis because maybe she will get naked someday.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:53
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She's been running around campus killing people. She just killed her 3rd (or 4th) and there are no cops around questioning people. Just all of a sudden all the contenders for a prestigious TA position are dying and no one bats an eye. Oh, and she killed a dude in the school library. During the day.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:55
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Captain Kirk got sad because Kunis killed his mistress and so he went on sabbatical. Now Kunis is pissed off because all her killing isn't having the planned effect. Now she is wearing an ugly mom dress and her hair is curly and this is the worst I've ever seen her.
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Jun 19, 2017 02:02
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Waltzing Along posted:She never shows nothing. In black swan there should have been a hardcore XTC ridden graphic 69 session between her and that horrible girl. I've never seen a better or more true post
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Jun 19, 2017 02:05
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Now she has killed the teacher ex master FBI serial killer Captain Kirk. This is dumb. Where is Spock when you need him. Beam me the gently caress up Scotty, I want to get away from here. Oh, she just killed a custodian who saw her kill Kirk.
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Jun 19, 2017 02:10
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And a security guard who saw her driving away with Kirks body. The killing spree continues.
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Jun 19, 2017 02:11
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She gets nude in the blueray collectors edition preorder.
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Jun 19, 2017 02:12
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Pawn 17 posted:the blueray collectors edition preorder. Never heard of it
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Jun 19, 2017 02:12
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Waltzing Along posted:Now she has killed the teacher ex master FBI serial killer Captain Kirk. This is dumb. Where is Spock when you need him. Beam me the gently caress up Scotty, I want to get away from here. Actually he says beam me up Mr Scott
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Jun 19, 2017 02:13
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Her parents just showed up to surprise her. Her dorm room stinks because there is a body in her closet.
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Jun 19, 2017 02:14
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Sid Vicious posted:Actually he says beam me up Mr Scott Is that av from Re-animator? It looks familiar. Basket Case?
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Jun 19, 2017 02:15
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my russian grandmother
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Waltzing Along posted:Is that av from Re-animator? It looks familiar. Basket Case? Reanimator
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Jun 19, 2017 02:15
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There is a movie about a serial killing dentist you should watch that op
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Jun 19, 2017 02:16
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Blue Train posted:There is a movie about a serial killing dentist you should watch that op Yea thats good
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Jun 19, 2017 02:16
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Yeah it's reanimator I came back from a permaban so it seemed appropriate
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Jun 19, 2017 02:17
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i'm just so tired of all these americans psycho
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Jun 19, 2017 02:17
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also watch dead ringers or frailty or funny games (German version)
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Blue Train posted:also watch dead ringers or frailty or funny games (German version) I think it's a different country actually
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