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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

I can buy 195 proof at my liquor store

gently caress moonshine, we can take the second step and make our own

(Usually reduced sugar in minimal juice with whatever flavors we want to add, it tastes amazing)

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funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
gently caress man, you ruin the moonshine experience by buying from a store. If there's no chance of methanol poisoning, it's not even worth my time.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

How do you even find an evaporated cow? Science has gone too far this time.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Truth in advertising. There is no way I could stand to play this game for up to 3 minutes.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

This got a bigger laugh out of me than it probably deserved :newlol:

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

RyokoTK posted:

This got a bigger laugh out of me than it probably deserved :newlol:

I got Sensiblechuckle.gif

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

thecluckmeme posted:

I can buy 195 proof at my liquor store



First time I saw this in a store, my husband and I had to get it and we took it immediately over to our favourite drinking buddy's house. We decided we'd try a sip, and she thought we were insane. I actually really regretted it.

But it's great to take this in a 500mL bottle backpacking with some crystal lite pouches, you can make some pretty strong coolers with ice cold glacier water with practically no added weight.

Edit: I just noticed that bottle says 500mL and that's hilarious, they only sell the 750mL here.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

This sounds like a spell to get wasted in Harry Potter world.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Jamesman posted:

Truth in advertising. There is no way I could stand to play this game for up to 3 minutes.



I think even in my prime more than like, 9 times would have killed me

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



Jamesman posted:

Truth in advertising. There is no way I could stand to play this game for up to 3 minutes.



What the gently caress kind of websites are you visiting

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

That one's all over pornhub, which is pretty much mainstream.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


HPanda posted:

This sounds like a spell to get wasted in Harry Potter world.

It sounds like it takes effect about half way through the second word.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:



First time I saw this in a store, my husband and I had to get it and we took it immediately over to our favourite drinking buddy's house. We decided we'd try a sip, and she thought we were insane. I actually really regretted it.

But it's great to take this in a 500mL bottle backpacking with some crystal lite pouches, you can make some pretty strong coolers with ice cold glacier water with practically no added weight.

Edit: I just noticed that bottle says 500mL and that's hilarious, they only sell the 750mL here.

That is what we get, but it's Everclear brand here. Pro tip: don't use that poo poo as a mixer with normal alcohol, it is 2.5x stronger than generally accessible vodka.

If you touch that bottle (At a 750? Jesus Christ!) you boil a gallon of apple cider with brown sugar, cinnamon sticks, and a whole apple cut in eighths. Add in nutmeg during this to your personal Apple pie taste. THEN pour in the bottle, once it cools, and that's Apple pie, jungle juice's nicer, deadlier cousin

You don't loving mix it with OJ, that poo poo is for homemade illegal cocktail premixes you sell to freshman at 80-proof for $15 a mason jar

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Is that stuff fermented or synthetic?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Hyperlynx posted:

That one's all over pornhub, which is pretty much mainstream.

Targeted advertising :haw:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The Lone Badger posted:

Is that stuff fermented or synthetic?

Fermented then distilled like every spirit out there.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

thecluckmeme posted:

That is what we get, but it's Everclear brand here. Pro tip: don't use that poo poo as a mixer with normal alcohol, it is 2.5x stronger than generally accessible vodka.

If you touch that bottle (At a 750? Jesus Christ!) you boil a gallon of apple cider with brown sugar, cinnamon sticks, and a whole apple cut in eighths. Add in nutmeg during this to your personal Apple pie taste. THEN pour in the bottle, once it cools, and that's Apple pie, jungle juice's nicer, deadlier cousin

You don't loving mix it with OJ, that poo poo is for homemade illegal cocktail premixes you sell to freshman at 80-proof for $15 a mason jar

Why add apple slices? To add that missing apple flavor to apple cider?

peengers
Jun 6, 2003

toot toot
Probably to add bulk volume and texture to the inevitable, soul searching hurl that's going to happen from drinking too much of that

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

peengers posted:

Probably to add bulk volume and texture to the inevitable, soul searching hurl that's going to happen from drinking too much of that

It's actually really good. I make it every Christmas for friends. I use apple juice and apple cider, though.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

thecluckmeme posted:

That is what we get, but it's Everclear brand here. Pro tip: don't use that poo poo as a mixer with normal alcohol, it is 2.5x stronger than generally accessible vodka.

If you touch that bottle (At a 750? Jesus Christ!) you boil a gallon of apple cider with brown sugar, cinnamon sticks, and a whole apple cut in eighths. Add in nutmeg during this to your personal Apple pie taste. THEN pour in the bottle, once it cools, and that's Apple pie, jungle juice's nicer, deadlier cousin

You don't loving mix it with OJ, that poo poo is for homemade illegal cocktail premixes you sell to freshman at 80-proof for $15 a mason jar

I'd just pour it into a pump bottle and put into a doctor's office, but you do you.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I drink it straight because I do not fear death.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



One summer we made drinks that were basically half/half everclear + vodka

Some girl had a drink of it & threw up. Then we lit her vomit on fire lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
They make you check in your flamethrowers at the airport, but do they check your stomach content, noooooooo

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Karate Bastard posted:

They make you check in your flamethrowers at the airport, but do they check your stomach content, noooooooo

Don't use a condom, not even a double bagged one, because alcohol degrades latex. But, IANAT

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

gbut posted:

Don't use a condom

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
I think that Everclear eats through styrofoam cups [confirm/deny]?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Aleph Null posted:

I think that Everclear eats through styrofoam cups [confirm/deny]?

It shouldn't. Polystyrene doesn't dissolve in ethanol.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Gas will loving chew through styrofoam though.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Don't drink gas from a styrofoam cup. Important safety tip.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Do: dump a bunch of styrofoam in a container of gas and make home made napalm.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I'm the only kinky one :cry:

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
Got a bad news for Shanley



And for all of us really.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Forgall posted:

Got a bad news for Shanley



And for all of us really.

nice dad bod

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

This is really more AUG thread material.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009


What do dogs have to do with sodomy?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The Lone Badger posted:

Is that stuff fermented or synthetic?
It's distilled to just under the absolute limit possible--97.2, I think-because after a certain point enough water comes along at ethanol's boiling point (~78c) to make separation impossible. Or at least that's the way it was explained to me.

I wouldn't recommend drinking the poo poo, though. It tastes like burning.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
Like any purification down to a single element, it gets really complicated after a certain point to where you need actual scientific thingies instead of a bucket of rainwater and some copper coils.

BTW, all* moonshines and liquors are fermented, then distilled. You can't distill unfermented sugar water.

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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

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