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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
she's not she's just a boring white girl there's nothing interesting about her, how could jim halpbert give up a hot woman like rashida jones for her


vs

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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
She easily beats the broken image link.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fog Tripper posted:

She easily beats the broken image link.

just pretend I posted a really hot image of rashida jones like this one

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Rashida 💓

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Both are equally hot. :shrug:

You posted a terrible picture of Jenna and a studio portrait of Rashida so...

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
each is fat

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
there is nothing about jenna fischer you couldn't find in any normal girl

ricro
Dec 22, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

each is fat

And over 23 THEY'VE HIT THE WALL

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Fog Tripper posted:

Both are equally hot. :shrug:

You posted a terrible picture of Jenna and a studio portrait of Rashida so...

Jenna looks like some random hr rep

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
jenna is hot but she's an awful cardboard actress with terrible emotional expression that always distracted me. take some acting classes good lord.

(I'm gonna just go ahead and goonsay this post myself)

:goonsay:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

She was hotter working for michael scott paper company than she was when she worked for either sabre or dunder mifflin imho.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

They look kind of similar to me.

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe
I think they're both pretty. :kimchi:

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
You have an issue of equivalency posting any woman in comparison to Rashida Jones

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

https://youtu.be/oaRzdKvRcBk

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
rashida jones look like her hair mad greasy and she smell like arby's

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
yeah rashida jones is hot af. she used to always be in david waine-related shorts and stuff and i'd be like "WHO IS THAT HOT BITCH?? MMMMNNNNNGGGGGG GOD drat"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


What does a chili's ad have to do with anything

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Both Rashida and Jenna are just regular lookin normal girls. Rashida reminds me of my wife when she was less fat

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

rashida jones look like her hair mad greasy and she smell like arby's

more like you.

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

Blue Train posted:

What does a chili's ad have to do with anything

Boring food for a boring lady.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nah rashida is better looking and is fine in an attainable way

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Literally none of you have attractive GF's

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Secular Humanist posted:

more like you.

:(

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
the proudly announcing which female celebrities you totally wouldn't have sex with MEGATHREAD

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
gbs hates women so much lol

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
blake lively still my GOAT celeb crush :ohdear:

Veshpo
May 23, 2016

Jenna Fischer is store-brand Amy Adams, which is really not bad.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Plain, white girl
Nothing special

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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At least they're not fat

I had sex with a fat girl once, she was america-level fat and not very attractive but I wanted to cum

Thing is, we could basically only do missionary because her hams were too fat. My dick just barely reached her pussy in doggystyle

All in all a pretty regrettable night

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I think she look very pretty

SuperSlacker
Mar 11, 2007

broken image link providing stiff competition.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
She was hot in that Wil Ferrel ice skating movie in her seductive night gown scene. Post it itt please

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

yes internet men let us now discuss why an actress does not appeal to us sexually. to introduce my position I would like to state that jenna fischer is a loving SWAMP HAG and

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

bitmap posted:

yes internet men let us now discuss why an actress does not appeal to us sexually. to introduce my position I would like to state that jenna fischer is a loving SWAMP HAG and

would it be okay if we did it to male actors though?

Cuz I'd bang the guy who plays Thor but I'm ambivalent about Tony Stark, as he is a manlet and getting old

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Zzulu posted:

would it be okay if we did it to male actors though?

Cuz I'd bang the guy who plays Thor but I'm ambivalent about Tony Stark, as he is a manlet and getting old

dont you got a thick wife? that rules

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Stop prying into my private life, CREEPO

Anyway as I was saying I'd like it if Thor ate my rear end in a top hat

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

rashida jones look like her hair mad greasy and she smell like arby's

LOL if you wouldn't kill some roast beef right now

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I prefer Jenna Jameson

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