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*flicks your sword away* Ha! You fight like a peasant! Prepare to meet the great beyond!
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This thread does not replace your training.
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Jun 19, 2017 15:50
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how appropriate, you fight like a cow
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Jun 19, 2017 15:50
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 I remember Castlevania
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Jun 19, 2017 15:52
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Jokes on you. I'm not left handed!!!
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Jun 19, 2017 15:52
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Yvershek posted:Jokes on you. I'm not left handed!!! Not anymore, fool!!! *chop*
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Every poster in GBS start fighting with swords and axes. Catapults full of bone hurting juice are flung in random directions as siege weapons weren't really planned to be used in free-for-all brawls of this caliber. Three Olives is tarred and feathered.
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Jun 19, 2017 15:54
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*stretches hamstrings* oh yea that's the spot
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Jun 19, 2017 15:57
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I'm back with a metal hand. I've trained my whole life for this.
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Jun 19, 2017 16:04
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i enter 'blazing saddle' stance with my remaining action point, i quaff a potion of heroism (hidden in a 5-hour energy bottle) your move 
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Jun 19, 2017 16:07
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opinions are like assholes but i didnt come here to eat opinions
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Jun 19, 2017 16:08
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Pulls out gun and kills OP with a head shot. Says to OP "Looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation." *Cops haul me off and I get life in prison*
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Jun 19, 2017 16:09
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Yvershek posted:I'm back with a metal hand. I've trained my whole life for this. Come at me bro! 
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Jun 19, 2017 16:20
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*Enters duel. Has nonstop perplexed look as opponent only does somersaults*
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Jun 19, 2017 16:21
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*mashes buttons*
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Jun 19, 2017 16:23
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Lodin posted:Come at me bro! You're such a lighweight that I have Puck kill you. 
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Jun 19, 2017 16:25
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A soda called "AtThee" that's advertised by a musketeer-type-guy who proffers it to thirsty people while saying "Have AtThee!". That idea's on the house, boys.
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Jun 19, 2017 16:28
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Lodin posted:Come at me bro!
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Jun 19, 2017 16:36
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What the?!?! Someone spiked the AtThee! My favorite soda brand!!! *falls down ye olde stairs*
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Jun 19, 2017 16:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0JF_5APzo
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Jun 19, 2017 16:55
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Don't mind me, just showing off my abs.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:12
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my character - name is Shade Blademan - has a uchikatana - really long sword - really sharp sword - can teleport - looks like Seth E. Ross from The Final Fantasy: 7 - can jump reaaaaly high -
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Jun 19, 2017 17:13
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 if you aint clankin and makin the ground shake with every step you're doing it wrong
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Jun 19, 2017 17:21
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Hyah! Wargh!
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Jun 19, 2017 17:22
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Oh look! Here comes the pugilist... Does he even know what this is? Is he even taking it seriously?
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Putty posted:Oh look! Here comes the pugilist... Does he even know what this is? Is he even taking it seriously? this is no place for dog trainers!!! 
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Jun 19, 2017 17:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE9fN89Jc0Y
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Jun 19, 2017 17:36
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Yvershek posted:You're such a lighweight that I have
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Jun 19, 2017 17:39
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Time portals have opened up in GBS from all the calamity. Knights, Pirates, Vikings, Luchadors, Chickens, Dragons, Cavemen, every Historical Figure, and everything else you can think of emerge from wormholes, hellbent on destruction. *kicks Ben Franklin in the nads*
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Jun 19, 2017 18:12
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Kuato posted:Pulls out gun and kills OP with a head shot.
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Jun 19, 2017 18:14
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weak wrists big dick posted:my character
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Jun 19, 2017 18:20
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The Mimicry Wizard can't really up his killcount if he can only kill people who are already dead.
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Check this out my guy can do magic and shoot fire and make the fire look like light sabres he wears a robe with a dragon on the back and soon you will know The Way Of The Dragon. He is very secretive.
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Jun 19, 2017 19:06
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FOOLISH MORTALS I...... am DRACUL 
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Jun 19, 2017 19:07
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alright man fine but put that condom on
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Jun 19, 2017 19:14
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What is a groverhaus? A miserable little pile of sheetrock. But enough talk... Collapse you!
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Jun 19, 2017 20:21
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^ pretend i photoshoped dracula sitting in that lawn chair there
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Jun 19, 2017 20:22
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The pen dick is mightier than the sword dick.
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Jun 19, 2017 20:24
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Putty posted:Time portals have opened up in GBS from all the calamity. Knights, Pirates, Vikings, Luchadors, Chickens, Dragons, Cavemen, every Historical Figure, and everything else you can think of emerge from wormholes, hellbent on destruction. Horny French widows taught Benjamin Franklin to wear a codpiece at all times. You find yourself in a headlock between the mighty arms of liberty.
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*whips out dick* I'm gay
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