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That's up from like a year ago when I only jacking it like 2 times a day. My hypothesis is that it has to do with the lump on my left testicle, like my dick realizes that it is going to die and is desperately trying to pass on its seed before it is too late. Little does it know that my sperm is only being expelled into my hand while I look at anime porn. Let's post about all the cool things our bodies do!
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It knows, and it is very disappointed in you for it. That makes it want to die sooner.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:32
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how do you do it ,9 time? almoste come but not finis?
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Jun 19, 2017 17:33
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which animes this time?
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Jun 19, 2017 17:35
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:how do you do it ,9 time? almoste come but not finis? Lol at you
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Jun 19, 2017 17:37
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So are you bragging or complaining? 
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Putty posted:which animes this time? I dunno what it's called I don't speak japanese, I just know there's plenty of t 'n' a to hold my attention 
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Jun 19, 2017 17:41
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Get your hand off it and go see a doctor about the lump before your balls have to be chopped off for real.
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Jun 19, 2017 17:42
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You'll go blind if you keep that up. Turn your monitor on.
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Cantaloupe posted:I dunno what it's called I don't speak japanese, I just know there's plenty of t 'n' a to hold my attention T&A, in this case, meaning tissues and anime
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BigBadSteve posted:Get your hand off it and go see a doctor about the lump before your balls have to be chopped off for real. I should stop rubbing my balls so I can pay some old man to rub my balls for me? If you're into that I guess...
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Jun 19, 2017 17:47
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op you may be suffering from a condition known as 'low T'
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The last time I had my penis medically examined it was a young muslim women, and I felt very guilty for tainting her like that
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Cantaloupe posted:The last time I had my penis medically examined it was a young muslim women, and I felt very guilty for tainting her like that I wouldn't 
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Cantaloupe posted:The last time I had my penis medically examined it was a young muslim women, and I felt very guilty for tainting her like that Lol you said taint
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Jun 19, 2017 17:49
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I've been jerking off 8 dudes, 9 times a day
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Jun 19, 2017 18:48
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DeadBlack posted:I've been jerking off 8 dudes, 9 times a day If you dock them together, you can maybe double the amount of men you're jacking off. I think Silicon Valley had an episode where they worked the metrics of that approach.
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Jun 19, 2017 19:25
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OP, the jerk store called, and you're running out of them. or something
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Jun 19, 2017 19:33
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DeadBlack posted:I've been jerking off 8 dudes, 9 times a day I'm gonna need you to get your numbers up. It's crunch time around here, and Corporate isn't playing games.
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Jun 19, 2017 19:35
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lol what a lightweight
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I don't even enjoy it if I jerk off three times in a day, and really if I do it twice the second time isn't that great either
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Zorodius posted:I'm gonna need you to get your numbers up. It's crunch time around here, and Corporate isn't playing games. I mean, Steve is pulling 6 or 7 DPH, easy. Now, those are numbers that Corporate likes to hear. Wave hello, Steve! See that? Sticky hands - great stuff, good hustle. And he's an intern, we're not even paying him.
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Jun 19, 2017 19:45
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sounds like you are growing stronger. congratulations
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Jun 19, 2017 19:52
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ZMA supplement for huge ropey loads
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Jun 19, 2017 20:17
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where are you saving all your cum OP?
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Jun 19, 2017 20:58
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wait but is each jerk an hour long? cause then you really do work from home
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Jun 19, 2017 21:02
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No one's asked this hard, hitting question: How has it affected the volume of your loads? Are you blasting dust by the time you hit no. 9 out of the 'bating cage?
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frogge posted:No one's asked this hard, hitting question: It's just a little white surrender flag.
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Jun 19, 2017 21:06
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frogge posted:No one's asked this hard, hitting question: They're called 'ghost loads'.
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Jun 19, 2017 21:23
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stay safe load ghost
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Jun 19, 2017 21:30
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if you're gay you can tell how people jerk off by how they jerk you off and sometimes it's super weird. I don't want my pud pounded down into my balls how the hell do you get off to that
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Jun 19, 2017 21:33
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look at this butt
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Jun 19, 2017 21:36
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Gaunab posted:look at this butt The back of her knee has an abnormal amount of lines.  Would not!
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Jun 19, 2017 21:49
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Kneesolabial folds
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lightweight
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gross leg muscles no thanks
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i have found that if you stop being so hungover you could probably cut your jerk factor down by a factor of 4 easy
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How many tugs before it counts as a jerk off Cause I feel like 4-5 tugs is just maintenance
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Jun 19, 2017 22:54
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one tip nerds if you jack off that much now when u finaly get to touch up a chick you'll either a: come to soon b: not be able to come at all c: lol limp dick sooo yeah just try and keep it to once a day, in the evening also if you hold in your cum (no morning wank) you'll be extra horny and rarked up and more likely to talk to actual women in real life because your balls will be like comon man I gotta get loose here
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It's an ingrown hair; lance it and stop touching yourself, idiot.
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