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Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Martytoof posted:

Hey angel pie.

Can you drive me down to the Pubic Laboratory? I wanna rent us up some moovies!

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

This Saturday, I will be jumping over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard. There is a good possibility I will plunge to my bloody death. Hope to see you there.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Thanks BigDaveabinstanciano!

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

This Saturday, I will be jumping over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard. There is a good possibility I will plunge to my bloody death. Hope to see you there.

Oh, I love legitimate theater :)

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Buckets posted:

Oh, I love legitimate theater :)

Now the quote thread's turned into a play! Still good, though.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Buckets posted:

Oh, I love legitimate theater :)

In this thread are children who have been hurt imitating stunts they've seen on television, movies, and legitimate stage.

I won't even subject you to the horrors of our Three Stooges ward.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

IMJack posted:

In this thread are children who have been hurt imitating stunts they've seen on television, movies, and legitimate stage.

I won't even subject you to the horrors of our Three Stooges ward.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
IMJack, I'm beginning to think that Buckets was not the brilliant poster I thought he was.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

TMMadman posted:

IMJack, I'm beginning to think that Buckets was not the brilliant poster I thought he was.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011




I heard Buckets went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Buckets presses F to pay respects.

Not shown, Mrs. Buckets.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

Buckets presses F to pay respects.

QUOTE IS IN COMEDY GAS CHAMBER

WOULD YOU LIKE TO POST AGAIN?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I posted quotes for three hours.

Then I was slain by an elf :(

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Martytoof posted:

I posted quotes for three hours.

Then I was slain by an elf :(

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Oh no, I'm sweating like IMJack.

Baskets, you are an elf...uncontrollably....I think.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Oh no, I'm sweating like IMJack.

Baskets, you are an elf...uncontrollably....I think.

Feel your heart pumping a mile a minute? That's what my heart's doing all the time!

I bet your left arm's tingling, too!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Feel your heart pumping a mile a minute? That's what my heart's doing all the time!

I bet your left arm's tingling, too!

Don't ask me. I'm just hair.

Your arm stopped 18 inches ago.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Do over Ham posted:

Don't ask me. I'm just hair.

Your arm stopped 18 inches ago.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Don't ask me, I know nothing! I am product of American education system! I also build poor-quality cars and inferior style electronics!

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



IMJack posted:

Don't ask me, I know nothing! I am product of American education system! I also build poor-quality cars and inferior style electronics!

Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Pikavangelist posted:

Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

Well, it's not quite the weight of a mop, and it's not quite the weight of a puppet....

but, man...

:laugh:

so, to answer your question, I don't know.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Do over Ham posted:

Well, it's not quite the weight of a mop, and it's not quite the weight of a puppet....

but, man...

:laugh:

so, to answer your question, I don't know.

Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.

Remember when I took that home wine making course and forgot how to post?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Buckets posted:

Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.

Remember when I took that home wine making course and forgot how to post?

You were drunk posting! :mad:

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Do over Ham posted:

You were drunk posting! :mad:

♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Home of goons, drunks and crackheads ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Tacky, TV threads ♪
♪ If you want to get gassed and feel bad ♪
♪ to the Sodom and Gomorrah of forums ♪
♪ in FYAD! ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

York_M_Chan posted:

♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Home of goons, drunks and crackheads ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Tacky, TV threads ♪
♪ If you want to get gassed and feel bad ♪
♪ to the Sodom and Gomorrah of forums ♪
♪ in FYAD! ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Do over Ham posted:

You were drunk posting! :mad:

No posting and no beer make Pikavangelist something something.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

York_M_Chan posted:

♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Home of goons, drunks and crackheads ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Tacky, TV threads ♪
♪ If you want to get gassed and feel bad ♪
♪ to the Sodom and Gomorrah of forums ♪
♪ in FYAD! ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪

I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell.

See you in hell!



From heaven.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell.

When you get to hell, tell them Itchy sent you. :argh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

When you get to hell, tell them Itchy sent you. :argh:

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

York_M_Chan posted:

♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Home of goons, drunks and crackheads ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Tacky, TV threads ♪
♪ If you want to get gassed and feel bad ♪
♪ to the Sodom and Gomorrah of forums ♪
♪ in FYAD! ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪

♪ When the weight of the thread has gotcha down,
and you're looking to get banned,
with quotes to mine, with pics to find,
and pages that seem canned,
but don't you close your browser yet,
cause good times are ahead,
and you'll be sure to find your favorite thread...
At GBS
(Let's all post on GBS, let's all post on GBS)
Where you're likely to find...a thread that's been goldmined.
Any happiness is just a story thread away...
Happiness is just a story thread away...♪

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

You were drunk posting! :mad:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



TheObserver posted:

♪ When the weight of the thread has gotcha down,
and you're looking to get banned,
with quotes to mine, with pics to find,
and pages that seem canned,
but don't you close your browser yet,
cause good times are ahead,
and you'll be sure to find your favorite thread...
At GBS
(Let's all post on GBS, let's all post on GBS)
Where you're likely to find...a thread that's been goldmined.
Any happiness is just a story thread away...
Happiness is just a story thread away...♪

Now, when you've got a bum ticker like we do, you need all the friends you can get. And FYAD is the friendliest subforum in the Rum District.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

Now, when you've got a bum ticker like we do, you need all the friends you can get. And FYAD is the friendliest subforum in the Rum District.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham is right, I am a bum :smith:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

Do over Ham is right, I am a bum :smith:

We don't have bums in our thread Jerusalem, and if we did, they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
When did we become the bottom rung of TVIV? :sigh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

When did we become the bottom rung of TVIV? :sigh:

I think it was when that moderator banned all the GoT posters.

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vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

TMMadman posted:

I think it was when that moderator banned all the GoT posters.

If anything turned us bad it was that time you let us wear signatures instead of avatar titles.

And let's not forget banning the GoT posters.

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