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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I.C. posted:

I would like to go to Dollywood one day. Dolly Parton is very clever and a nice person.

I don't even want to know someone who doesn't love Dolly Parton.

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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I.C. posted:

I would like to go to Dollywood one day. Dolly Parton is very clever and a nice person.

Totally. The other headlines are what made me look twice then take the picture.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PCOS Bill posted:

I don't even want to know someone who doesn't love Whitney Houston.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

I.C. posted:

I would like to go to Dollywood one day. Dolly Parton is very clever and a nice person.

Her waterpark is very nice

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I.C. posted:

I would like to go to Dollywood one day. Dolly Parton is very clever and a nice person.


And some people say she's just a big pair of tits.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Railing Kill posted:

The land up in The County is still cheap in 2017 because it's well and truly in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Most of The County is literally three hours from anywhere you can buy anything. Dude lived in the middle of hundreds of miles of virgin forest. Going out of his way to state that he had all of his teeth was not a mistake. :banjo:

My point is, it's not a simple case of "people don't want to commute :rolleyes:" and is more of a case of "holy poo poo my closest neighbor is 40 miles away and is an insane survivalist."

I think I've got it. He says he wants to buy bread and butter. Like, he can't be bothered to make that poo poo on his farm and no wife wants to live with a guy that has to walk 40 miles both ways to make a loving sandwich.

How!
Oct 29, 2009

oldpainless posted:

WHy is he looking for dates when he's got all those sheep

They're a baAad lay

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

robotsinmyhead posted:

BTW, all* moonshines and liquors are fermented, then distilled. You can't distill unfermented sugar water.

But you can react ethyne with water using a sulfuric-acid catalyst.

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009

The Lone Badger posted:

But you can react ethyne with water using a sulfuric-acid catalyst.

Breaking Bad: 1920's edition?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Is this the first sighting of Chris-chan?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Phanatic posted:

As you add alcohol to water, the boiling point decreases. Eventually, at 95.6% ethanol/4.4% water, the boiling point of the mixture is lower than the boiling point of each component of the mixture. So at that point, the vapor has the same composition as the liquid and you can' concentrate it any further by boiling it.

What about that thing where they store it -10c and every now and again scrape a thin layer of ice off the top?

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Jun 4, 2011

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The end goal of communism!

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


dont dead open inside

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I.C. posted:

I would like to go to Dollywood one day. Dolly Parton is very clever and a nice person.

She may have huge fake tits but drat she's been married to the same dude her whole life and does seem super chill.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Always singing bout divorce

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Also a big proponent of LGBT rights. Dolly Parton rules.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

She also has a lovely singing voice.

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Oct 30, 2009

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LifeSunDeath posted:

huge fake tits

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Chrpno posted:

And some people say she's just a big pair of tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YNzNyNpAsM

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Chrpno posted:

And some people say she's just a big pair of tits.
"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."

She's not lacking in self awareness.

Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RJPc9DXnys

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Twitch posted:

Also a big proponent of LGBT rights. Dolly Parton rules.

She's just one of those people that it is utterly impossible to hate.

Like I can't recall a single controversy surrounding her.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Mokinokaro posted:

She's just one of those people that it is utterly impossible to hate.

Like I can't recall a single controversy surrounding her.

I think she got caught lip-syncing once.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Twitch posted:

Also a big proponent of LGBT rights. Dolly Parton rules.

And donates tons of money and books to promote child reading in poverty areas. She's way, way more than just a couple bags of silicone and it's a travesty that's all people think of her as.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Who What Now posted:

And donates tons of money and books to promote child reading in poverty areas. She's way, way more than just a couple bags of silicone and it's a travesty that's all people think of her as.

It's all I think of her as

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I'm from the Great Smoky Mountains and I'll kick someone's rear end if they don't like Dolly.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
Dolly is hated by all of Kenny Roger's wives.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Who What Now posted:

And donates tons of money and books to promote child reading in poverty areas. She's way, way more than just a couple bags of silicone and it's a travesty that's all people think of her as.

Yep, she's got a thing going where kids can get a book mailed out to them every month up to age five. If I'd known about this in time, I would have done this for my daughter, who turns five in a few months.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

My last girlfriend was extremely obsessed with dolly Parton. Owned all of her movies on DVD. Had pictures of her, book, music. She asked of we could watch dolly Parton movies over other, newer movies, even though she'd seen them multiple times already. It was all a little strange and unsettling.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Blind Rasputin posted:

My last girlfriend was extremely obsessed with dolly Parton. Owned all of her movies on DVD. Had pictures of her, book, music. She asked of we could watch dolly Parton movies over other, newer movies, even though she'd seen them multiple times already. It was all a little strange and unsettling.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Mokinokaro posted:

She's just one of those people that it is utterly impossible to hate.

Like I can't recall a single controversy surrounding her.

Hmmm.... she had that weirdo semi-sitcom in the 80's or 90's or whenever it was? That was kind of annoying.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I think Jolene is... problematic.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





I looked this up and listened to some of it, and it was even better than I imagined!

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Chrpno posted:

I think Jolene is... problematic.

a rebuttal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOlPDvuI8SU

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chrpno posted:

I think Jolene is... problematic.

Jolene is a great song. :colbert: fight me irl

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Dolly's version of I Will Always Love You > Whitney's. There, I said it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Dolly's version of I Will Always Love You > Whitney's. There, I said it.

Is that debatable? Until she died, I thought the consensus on Whitney was just mindless vocal dexterity with no passion or soul.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I don't know if anyone remembers our Dolly in 90s romcom "Straight Talk" where Dolly played Shirley, a sassy radio psychologist. At the climax of the film, listeners were asked to "honk their horn for Shirley" to get her job back or some stupid poo poo. The love interest (James Woods?) and Dolly, sorry Shirley faced off in the street and he solemnly reached through the car window and gave her a good loud toot. Hilarious and touching, surely.

Oh and at one point someone questioned her credentials and she said "well I studied at Screw U" which I thought was pretty funny. And sassy.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

whiteyfats posted:

Jolene is a great song. :colbert: fight me irl

I promise you a bandaging, pardner

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Dolly's version of I Will Always Love You > Whitney's. There, I said it.

I'd heard it before, but I only just learnt that she wrote it. What a woman.

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