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Modesto man sets underpants on fire, prompts Walgreens evacuation A man set his underpants on fire in a Modesto Walgreens Saturday, prompting a storewide evacuation. 45-year-old Andrew Cheadle reportedly told Modesto police that he had an accident, and when he could not remove his underwear, he attempted to use a lighter to burn them off, according to the Modesto Bee. Cheadle then tossed the burning underwear in a toilet, extinguishing the fire and generating enough smoke to fill the bathroom. The Walgreens, at Standiford Avenue and Carver Road, was evacuated shortly thereafter, at about 9:20 a.m. http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Modesto-man-sets-underpants-on-fire-prompts-11227577.php
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Lime Tonics posted:45-year-old Andrew Cheadle reportedly told Modesto police that he had an accident, and when he could not remove his underwear, he attempted to use a lighter to burn them off, according to the Modesto Bee. So this dude was, like, catastrophically high at the time, right?
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ModestoLime Tonics posted:he could not remove his underwear in Modesto il_cornuto has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Jun 17, 2017 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:Does anyone remember what's the Twitter account that posts all the weird Victorian era news items and crime reports? I recall it's been used in this thread a few times. yesterdaysprint
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Peculiar sea creatures found in deep Australian abyss include zombie worm and flesh eating crustacean Includes underwater peanut (  ) worm: https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1619883/peanut-worm.jpg?w=1180
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Jun 17, 2017 23:15
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The surprising number of American adults who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows
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canis minor posted:The surprising number of American adults who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows I like that even the article notes "the most surprising thing about this figure may actually be that it isn’t higher."
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Peculiar sea creatures found in deep Australian abyss include zombie worm and flesh eating crustacean I have never seen a creature that looks so uncannily like a dildo. Thank you for bringing its existence to my attention.
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Istari posted:I have never seen a creature that looks so uncannily like a dildo. Thank you for bringing its existence to my attention. I am here to serve.
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A dildo which shrinks to a peanut, when can I expect to find this in the sex shops?
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Don't drunkenly fight pigs people, or this could happen. Farmer dies after pig bit off his penis and three fingers Miguel Anaya Pablo, 60, allegedly decided to start fighting with his pig after a drunken night out in his home town of San Lucas Ojitlan in south-western Mexico’s state of Oaxaca. Local media reports that the pig became aggressive after the farmer provoked it, jumping up and knocking him over. The animal then bit off three of the fingers of Mr Pablo’s right hand and his penis. The farmer was rushed to hospital in the nearby town of Tuxtepec and treated for the bite wounds. But despite their interventions, doctors could not control the bacterial infections caused by the pig’s bites. http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/18/farmer-dies-after-pig-bit-off-his-penis-and-three-fingers-6716621/?ito=facebook
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Last page, butSay Nothing posted:Don't go to the gravel pit party, Livingston County sheriff warns [in interview with Channel 3]
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Alopex posted:yesterdaysprint That's a Tumblr account; the Twitter they're after is @TweetsOfOld.
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Apparently WND is still around...
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Apparently WND is still around... I like how he “claims” he is Adolf Hitler, but he is definitely, incontrovertibly one hundred and twenty‐eight years old. …which would make him the oldest person ever to live by six years and the oldest male ever to live by twelve years. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 05:55 on Jun 19, 2017 |
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Platystemon posted:I like how he “claims” he is Adolf Hitler, but he is definitely, incontrovertibly one hundred and twenty‐eight years old. To be fair, their idea of credible vs. incredible might be very different than yours. These are the links at the bottom of the story:
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Absurd Alhazred posted:To be fair, their idea of credible vs. incredible might be very different than yours. These are the links at the bottom of the story: 1) I could believe the CIA has a gigantic drug lab. The unbelievable part of that story is that they would get caught. 2) Cover story for voluntary medical tourism. 3)  4) I could totally see a lone official doing that as a publicity stunt.
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Platystemon posted:1) I could believe the CIA has a gigantic drug lab. The unbelievable part of that story is that they would get caught. You do know the south actually celebrates where Davis was captured.
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Stonewall Jackson has a shrine, doo dah, doo dah And his arm has its own grave
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Maryland has Booth’s Escape Scenic Byway. I’ve always thought that was in poor taste.
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Platystemon posted:I like how he “claims” he is Adolf Hitler, but he is definitely, incontrovertibly one hundred and twenty‐eight years old. Are you saying males aren't people?? I've got some reddit forums that are coming for you friend
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Baron Corbyn posted:rear end TRACTOR Yo' rear end so big it needs its own tractor
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Absurd Alhazred posted:To be fair, their idea of credible vs. incredible might be very different than yours. These are the links at the bottom of the story: I like the quotes around real, implying it is in fact not. Overusing "quotes" is really "hilarious" to me, a lot of "people" seem to think they are used for "emphasis".
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Hanging's too good for him.
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Jesus, imagine being the school so awfully desperate for funds you try to find ways to advertise sugary soda to children for free on the off chance you'll get a minuscule amount of money. 
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Family places ad for new nanny, as last five have fled their 'haunted' home If you are someone who loves kids and does not believe in ghosts, we have a job for you. A family is looking for a nanny to take care of their 5 year-old and 7-year-old. The job pays more than $63,000. http://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/Family-places-ad-for-new-nanny-haunted-house-11230632.php too spooky for me.
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Cairns man who binged on ice feared dead after attempting to have sex with crocodile
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I'm worried for the poor croc, that amount of methamphetamines in his food might hurt him.
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Redskins are 'thrilled' by Supreme Court's ruling on disparaging trademarks
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Hidden trove of suspected Nazi artifacts found in Argentina 
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Human toe stolen from Dawson City bar http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/toe-stolen-yukon-dawson-city-sourtoe-cocktail-1.4168541  
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Facebook Aunt posted:Human toe stolen from Dawson City bar quote:"We are furious," said the hotel's "Toe Captain," Terry Lee, in a news release. "Toes are very hard to come by."
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Lime Tonics posted:Family places ad for new nanny, as last five have fled their 'haunted' home 63,000?! What am I even doing this PhD for?
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Fathis Munk posted:63,000?! What am I even doing this PhD for? To avoid ghosts.
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I have an extremely irrational dislike of Australians calling meth "ice" and how they pronounce it. I wish I knew why.
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