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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

JosefStalinator posted:

ahahahahahaha this cant be real



lmao

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
the piss spell is real

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
priorities though



not a real king until he fucks the horse

i made her court chaplain too



paradox plz fix

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
so we know about two societies now - satan and a new one

i looked it up cause it seemed lame but then i saw this:

Nation of Thizzlam
Sep 9, 2010

Tear off the chains and the entire world will be free

JosefStalinator posted:

so we know about two societies now - satan and a new one

i looked it up cause it seemed lame but then i saw this:



gently caress yes get everyone hosed up on laudanum while worshiping satan

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
lol Jarl Legoman is actually leader of his own country



but its just the faroes rofl what a lameo

he seceded because he rejects feminism

we cannot let this stand



but uh, apparently Legoman was already being attacked and lost to a stronger enemy, so we have to fight them now instead



so we failed to bash the fasc :(

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
:siren: TRAGEDY :siren:



Teresa Neigh, daughter of King Peckerwood I, the spawn of Baloogan's copulation with her mother, glitterhoof, is dead.

King bump_fn did not successfully gently caress her before she died.

All is lost.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
White peace!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Jose posted:

White peace!

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
i have to stop for the night because i am too sad teresa neigh died

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

JosefStalinator posted:

he seceded because he rejects feminism
True

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jose posted:

White peace!

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

As Theresa Neigh dies, Mike Pence weeps and cries for his "mother".

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
Also my heir looks like a total goon

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Shoulda drunk the piss gobias

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

JosefStalinator posted:

oh poo poo so if we manage to eradicate catholicism, we get a cathar pope

we can make the pope feminist if we convert enough catholics to feminism

new goal???

marry the pope to a horse, get pope bumped off, so horse becomes pope

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
help me i am in Hel

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


this thread is loving incredible

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


when's cspam king 2 mp happenin

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"
I didn't know this had it's own thread until you linked it in the Trump one

I am really, really glad it does

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
The piss drinking is almost prophetic

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

JosefStalinator posted:

ahahahahahaha this cant be real



:discourse:

e: oh yeah the steam summer sale starts tomorrow and you'll probably be able to snag base ck2 on sale for like 10$.

RealityWarCriminal has issued a correction as of 23:45 on Jun 21, 2017

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

JosefStalinator posted:

:siren: TRAGEDY :siren:



Teresa Neigh, daughter of King Peckerwood I, the spawn of Baloogan's copulation with her mother, glitterhoof, is dead.

King bump_fn did not successfully gently caress her before she died.

All is lost.

this is the most ashamed of myself I've ever been

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Mariana Horchata posted:

help me i am in Hel

In Norse mythology Hel is both the place and the lady in charge of it.

:quagmire:

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


what expansions do you need to get all them events? When I played ckii I got like 3-4 events per monarch

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Grand Prize Winner posted:

what expansions do you need to get all them events? When I played ckii I got like 3-4 events per monarch

I have all the major DLC because i play way too many paradox games way too goddamn much

so yeah theres tons of poo poo going on all the time

some have already repeated though and the novelty kinda wears off after the first couple times

(getting cucked and drinking piss wont ever get old though)

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
I've never gone full feminism though so eventually once I change the inheritance laws if we get a female ruler that'll be interesting cause there's some unique events for that

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Grand Prize Winner posted:

what expansions do you need to get all them events? When I played ckii I got like 3-4 events per monarch

Probably the most important for firing off a ton of events are way of life and monks and mystics

The reapers due also has some, but it's less important than the other two

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Mayor Dave posted:

Probably the most important for firing off a ton of events are way of life and monks and mystics

The reapers due also has some, but it's less important than the other two

reapers due makes it so your games make a hacking and coughing sound every 30 seconds or so

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
what dlc gives u feminism and satanism

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


feminism is base game, satanism is the monks one

horsefucking is horse lords i think

e: just bought all 3, im cucked by capitalism

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Grand Prize Winner posted:

feminism is base game, satanism is the monks one

horsefucking is horse lords i think

e: just bought all 3, im cucked by capitalism

If you had waited until literally tomorrow you probably could have gotten an amazing deal during the steam sale

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Grand Prize Winner posted:

im cucked by capitalism

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

:yeah:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
(Gulp)

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I worry about the internet but A+ on this dating sim title

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

gotta name the next (male) horse Mr. Hands

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