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When is lepooh or bay NOT creeping on megan fox?
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Jun 20, 2017 23:28
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Man I'd forgotten how hard Bay has that loving camera glued to Megan Fox's rear end. fake edit: wait, I just realized: Tape Guy didn't come back this week. fake edit 2: God I hate these robot designs so much. real edit: Jesus I had no idea this was supposed to be Frenzy until I looked it up on the wiki. He looks like a silverware drawer threw up. Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jun 20, 2017 |
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Jun 20, 2017 23:33
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MariusLecter posted:When is lepooh or bay NOT creeping on megan fox? The Transformers movies are a pretty good example of nerd misogyny, because it gave us five films worth of Michael Bay and four films worth of The Beef, and people decided Megan Fox was the REAL reason they weren't good.
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Jun 21, 2017 01:00
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I thought everyone was in agreement that Bay made them not good? Ecept for smg because lol brain damage
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Jun 21, 2017 01:07
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As much as I like listening to an independent film dork rant about how braindead and creatively bankrupt Hollywood is unlike when he was 12 years old and everything was unique and cool I don't think practical effects would have made any of the Bayformers into better movies.Rageaholic Monkey posted:It's exactly as batshit crazy as you think it is. I only saw the trailer but when it was over I was reeling because due to the number of comedians playing bit parts I still wasn't sure if it was 100% a real movie or just a fake trailer that Jimmy Kimmel had made as a prank or something. The fact that not only is it real but the kid loving dies halfway through the movie is just, like, what.
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Jun 21, 2017 01:09
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Guy Mann posted:As much as I like listening to an independent film dork rant about how braindead and creatively bankrupt Hollywood is unlike when he was 12 years old and everything was unique and cool I don't think practical effects would have made any of the Bayformers into better movies. I wish I could find the page of Tom Scioli's "G.I. Joe vs. Transformers" fake movie comic adaption where they talk about how they handled scale in the "movie" by having the actors playing Transformers standing close to the camera and the actors playing Joes standing far away. 
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Jun 21, 2017 01:18
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MariusLecter posted:I thought everyone was in agreement that Bay made them not good? Ecept for smg because lol brain damage I mean they did, but Megan Fox became a synecdoche for the problems with the movie, just like Kristen Stewart did for Twilight.
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Jun 21, 2017 01:28
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I just read io9's review for the new movie, and apparently the secret sect of humans that has been working with the Transformers throughout history is called the Witwiccans. As in Sam Witwicky... Wiccans Holy poo poo.
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Jun 21, 2017 01:40
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Fart City posted:I just read io9's review for the new movie, and apparently the secret sect of humans that has been working with the Transformers throughout history is called the Witwiccans. As in Sam Witwicky... Wiccans
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Jun 21, 2017 02:20
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Guy Mann posted:As much as I like listening to an independent film dork rant about how braindead and creatively bankrupt Hollywood is unlike when he was 12 years old and everything was unique and cool I don't think practical effects would have made any of the Bayformers into better movies. 97% of all complaints that practical effects should have been used instead of computer effects are nostalgia based stupidity. If the movie makers couldn't be bothered to do good CG then there's little chance they'd be busting out sweet practical effects instead of poo poo practical effects. This issue is quality control, not special effects medium. Evil Mastermind posted:I'd imagine it'd make the robot designs less busy. And probably force them to not introduce a dozen new ones each movie. Introducing dozens of new characters every movie is the most source material accurate aspect of the whole dame series.
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Jun 21, 2017 02:58
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Fart City posted:I just read io9's review for the new movie, and apparently the secret sect of humans that has been working with the Transformers throughout history is called the Witwiccans. As in Sam Witwicky... Wiccans Evil Mastermind posted:I loving refuse to believe this. I greet this revelation with open arms. I embrace it tightly and fling my self off a cliff.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:05
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Fart City posted:I just read io9's review for the new movie, and apparently the secret sect of humans that has been working with the Transformers throughout history is called the Witwiccans. As in Sam Witwicky... Wiccans
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Jun 21, 2017 06:00
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Isn't LaBeouf not in the fourth and fifth movie because he started just doing insane performance art and getting in bar fights?
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Jun 21, 2017 06:03
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The third Transformers film sounds like the most nothing out of all of them. I just finished listening to the episode and I can't even remember what the actual plot was. I remember the jokes, but not the story of the film. Anyway, looking over the last 20 WHM episodes I re-binged, I notice that when WHM do meh comedy films from the 80s and 90s, there's a good chance I'll like those episode. Those movies usually aren't terribly offensive, they don't deal with serious themes, and their failures at being funny are good fodder for the WHM guys. Teen Wolf Too was an excellent episode to revisit and is a new favourite but I also love the Loverboy and Camp Nowhere episodes. The Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life episode is excellent because not only is it pretty much Reefer Madness for pornography and the WHM guys bring their A game. I can't recall any other episode where one of the hosts most definitely has been readying jokes over the years. "Jeremy's spoken but Justin's strokin'."
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Jun 21, 2017 08:25
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Transformers 3 is literally the only movie in my entire life I have ever fallen asleep in a theater while viewing. I didn't see Transformers 2 at all and got invited to 3 by a friend, I wasn't even tired but the movie's vast quantities of NOTHING just made my brain shut down. I didn't think I missed anything by skipping Transformers 2, but the episode WHM did on it did at least make me search online to confirm that Sam's mother has a line saying that she heard her son lose his cherry to his girlfriend the previous summer. What the gently caress?
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Jun 21, 2017 08:29
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This whole time I've been hearing his name as Samwit Wicky, like he's an Ewok or somethingTato posted:I didn't think I missed anything by skipping Transformers 2, but the episode WHM did on it did at least make me search online to confirm that Sam's mother has a line saying that she heard her son lose his cherry to his girlfriend the previous summer. What the gently caress? The only one I saw was the first, on a long bus ride, and the only thing I remember about it was the masturbation joke that just. keeps. going. All the comedy in these movies is terrible and never ends.
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Jun 21, 2017 08:46
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MariusLecter posted:I greet this revelation with open arms. I embrace it tightly and fling my self off a cliff. I am on my knees, arms spread wide, chest to the heavens in prayer that this is true.
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Jun 21, 2017 09:51
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Fart City posted:I just read io9's review for the new movie, and apparently the secret sect of humans that has been working with the Transformers throughout history is called the Witwiccans. As in Sam Witwicky... Wiccans No. No no no no no no. No. Does this mean Sam is back? No. Just....gently caress no.
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Jun 21, 2017 13:18
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Sorry for the double post, but these reviews are not good. http://www.darkhorizons.com/critics-have-not-been-kind-to-transformers/ Barry Hertz, Globe and Mail posted:“There is no redemption to be found here, only suffering.” Peter Bradshaw, Guardian posted:“Transformers: The Last Knight comes in at 149 minutes, and each of those minutes lasts as long as the reign of Charlemagne.” William Bibbiani, CraveOnline posted:“Transformers: The Last Knight isn’t so much a film as it is a catalogue of everything wrong with western civilization.” I can't wait for the guys to watch it.
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Jun 21, 2017 13:22
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Tato posted:Transformers 3 is literally the only movie in my entire life I have ever fallen asleep in a theater while viewing. I didn't see Transformers 2 at all and got invited to 3 by a friend, I wasn't even tired but the movie's vast quantities of NOTHING just made my brain shut down. Transformers 2 is such a fascinating casualty of the writers strike.
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Jun 21, 2017 18:31
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I sort of liked the first Transformers when I saw it in theaters, in the same way that I enjoy a lesser Fast & Furious movie. But that second one, good god was it just an incoherent mess. Michael Bay's sense of geography in his action scenes is nonexistent. There is never a good sense of where the characters are in relation to each other. Bumblebee shows up to save Sam spectacularly from off screen, then 30 seconds later Bumblebee is nowhere near Sam and is about to be executed. It's a collection of cgi blobs bashing against each other with nothing to tie them together. I saw Dark of the Moon for free at a screening when I had nothing better to do, and the last one I relegated to watching on an airplane. They're all terrible, but for me the second is probably still the worst.
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Jun 22, 2017 01:19
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Did The Boys bring up Optimus saying "Give me your face!" while murdering his opponent? I think that was in the second movie but I don't remember them bringing it up.
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Jun 22, 2017 05:03
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They did not and it was. If memory serves its after he comes back from the dead.
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Jun 22, 2017 05:15
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Violator posted:Did The Boys bring up Optimus saying "Give me your face!" while murdering his opponent? I think that was in the second movie but I don't remember them bringing it up. I'll never understand that line. It's not even badass or witty, it's just disturbing. EDIT: Just tried to find that scene on Youtube and ended up watching Optimus loving execute Megatron from the 3rd movie and it's even more disturbing than the guys described. JT Smiley fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jun 22, 2017 |
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Jun 22, 2017 05:22
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Christmas came early! Bonus episode of Friday the 13th Part VII (Live) is up!
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Jun 22, 2017 14:18
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I want to know what was so wrong with that club.
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Jun 22, 2017 19:21
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I wonder if it has something to do with the fact that Eric had to record the episode on his phone?
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Jun 22, 2017 19:27
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Evil Mastermind posted:I wonder if it has something to do with the fact that Eric had to record the episode on his phone? That's gotta be part of it. They've made huge leaps and bounds in their live recordings from the old days. The Howard The Duck episode was pristine. I'm thinking the club didn't have the audio setup they needed, and maybe didn't cop to it until it was too late to find a better venue.
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Jun 22, 2017 19:38
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JT Smiley posted:I'll never understand that line. It's not even badass or witty, it's just disturbing. That and the weird "BLAURRRRRUURURUGH" noises Prime makes in the third went unmentioned, and no I will not put my tweet down
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Jun 22, 2017 19:42
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On the latest Nexus episode, I keep thinking about Godzilla vs the Ring and cracking the gently caress up.
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Jun 22, 2017 22:14
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:That and the weird "BLAURRRRRUURURUGH" noises Prime makes in the third went unmentioned, and no I will not put my tweet down If I had to guess about the face line at least I'd say they just missed it. All of the important dialogue takes place in these quiet exposition dumps or action lulls and then the sound mixing goes to poo poo once the action starts up and you'd better hope you don't need to catch something important. If you're not using captioning, all of the 'banter' during the fight scenes just melts into the music and sound effects and it doesn't help that the Transformers all have these growly voices or that Shia is just screaming all his lines. Just like Bay's approach to visuals, it gets really fatiguing over 2-3 hours and eventually you just start letting it all wash over you without really processing the individual sounds/images.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:02
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I'm glad they finally broke down and discussed the broken Friday the 13th timeline. Also, Weekend at Bernie's starring Jason Voorhees seems like the logical next step for the franchises.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:07
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I've started getting into Hooked on TJ Hooker, it's great so far! And after listening to a few episodes, I kind of sort of a little bit really want to get into TJ Hooker 
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Jun 23, 2017 00:06
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They've done about half the Friday the 13th series at this point, haven't they?
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Jun 23, 2017 00:12
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Evil Mastermind posted:They've done about half the Friday the 13th series at this point, haven't they? They ranked all of them in an episode.
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Jun 23, 2017 00:22
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Including the remake (and counting Freddy vs Jason), there are 12 Friday the 13th movies. They have made episodes of 4 of them: Friday the 13th Part V: ROY The Movie (Episode 80) Friday the 13th Part VII: Carrie vs Jason (Episode 307) Jason Goes to Hell: The shapeshifter one (Episode 174) Freddy vs Jason (Episode 221) They have performed another one live: Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes a Cruise Ship In Vancouver but this one was not released as an episode They did an On-Screen for the Franchise (Episode released on 10/30/15) So, almost half...
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Jun 23, 2017 00:58
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It feels like more, to be honest. I doubt any of the other ones would be good enough to do an episode on, though. That said: Friday the 13th: ROY the Movie is still one of my favorite episodes.
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Jun 23, 2017 01:05
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Evil Mastermind posted:That said: Friday the 13th: ROY the Movie is still one of my favorite episodes. For obvious reasons, it is the episode I have listened to the most. Literally like
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Jun 23, 2017 01:07
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I wouldn't be surprised if we get a Part 8 episode one day. They did a live commentary at one of Jupin's horror marathons, not a traditional WHM episode.
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Jun 23, 2017 01:28
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Well they can't very well do an episode on Jason Lives, because what's the point of critiquing a perfect film?
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