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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
just wait until shitposts start getting corporate sponsorships, I'm gonna be really unbearable then (and rich)

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The somethingawful.com team gave me a real good post button today but sometimes it just comes down to bad luck and you end up with my posts.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

VikingSkull posted:

just wait until shitposts start getting corporate sponsorships, I'm gonna be really unbearable then (and rich)

yeah whatever dude, there's a limit to how much of an obtuse jackass you can be. gently caress off

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 10 days!)

I hate advertising, man. It's like people do things just because they're paid.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 10 days!)

All of my posts from now on will be monitized to make back the money I spend buying back my banned account.

Brought to you by Rothschild's Sewer & Septic Sucking Services

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

*carefully drinks sewage with the label facing the camera*

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

wicka posted:

It's not as unbearable as you, I guess.


Yes, all other sports that are shedding viewers by the millions. Literally textbook examples of boring, ad-interrupted sports that people are no longer watching.

the only sports that aren't shedding viewers by the millions in that case would be uh


pretty much sports so small they can't shed viewers by the millions

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


exploded mummy posted:

the only sports that aren't shedding viewers by the millions in that case would be uh


pretty much sports so small they can't shed viewers by the millions

You included two sports my dude. Regardless, do you have any point other than being a pedantic little poo poo?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

VikingSkull posted:

just wait until shitposts start getting corporate sponsorships, I'm gonna be really unbearable then (and rich)

I would actually find this hilarious

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 10 days!)

wicka posted:

do you have any point other than being a pedantic little poo poo?

Turn your ACER monitor on.

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Jun 23, 2017

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

wicka posted:

You included two sports my dude. Regardless, do you have any point other than being a pedantic little poo poo?

it was an excuse to post funny gifs of bad advertising in other sports.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Peanut President posted:

Turn your monitor on.

I don't think "people are annoyed by advertising" is an out there opinion, Mr President.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I am sorry that I have soiledthe NASCAR (Presented by Monster Energy) experience of discussing advertising strategies. I will let you continue to complain about the Firekeepers Casino 400 and Axalta presents the Pocono 400, while getting ready for this weekend's Toyota Save Mart 350 and the Coke Zero 400 and you can discuss Jimmy Johnson and his #48 Lowe's Chevrolet, Martin Truex Jr and his 5-Hour Energy #78 Toyota, Chase Elliott driving his #24 NAPA Axalta Chevrolet, Kyle Busch and his #18 Mars Candy Company Toyota, and many other racers all on Goodyear tires and powered by Sunoco Race Fuel.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

smh at wicka shitposting and not even getting paid for it. five hour energy

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

My posts are brought to you by those giant cans of Kroger coffee

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


kidcoelacanth posted:

smh at wicka shitposting and not even getting paid for it. five hour energy

My posts have corporate synergies that aren't immediately apparent.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

wicka posted:

My posts have corporate synergies that aren't immediately apparent.

drat, that is some next-level poo poo. props

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

wicka posted:

My posts have corporate synergies that aren't immediately apparent.

gently caress off Ron

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Norns posted:

gently caress off Ron

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
Obviously the way NASCAR can better connect to its fanbase is to promote its audience putting sponsors on their daily vehicles. Then everyone can feel like a racecar driver.

bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

We have Drive to Survive at home

wicka posted:

It's not as unbearable as you, I guess.

Touché.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
even watching yall argue with wicka is better than watching a single lap of NASCAR

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Proud Christian Mom posted:

even watching yall argue with wicka is better than watching a single lap of NASCAR

Hopefully we're near the end of stage 1.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

gret posted:

Hopefully we're near the end of stage 1.

hopefully he's near the end of stage 4

This post brought to you by Pfizer

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Fauxhawk Express posted:

- "Racing" is now verboten, to be replaced by "Automotive Entertainment"
- WifeCam to show wives watching TV monitors of the race at 75 degree angles
- Sprint Cup to be called the Sprint Universal Championship, since a cup is something you drink out of
- Dale Jr is now just Dale Earnhardt, whilst Dale Sr is to be referred to as Dale Earnhardt Classic

Marcus Smith did call NASCAR "Sports Entertainment" a couple years ago.

big nipples big life posted:

Mike Joy is cool and good.

This weekend is the last week of Fox this season isn't it?

For Cup and Xfinity. Trucks are on FOX all year.

USE THE CREAM!



...tell me somebody got that reference.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

Proud Christian Mom posted:

even watching yall argue with wicka is better than watching a single lap of NASCAR


It's the kind of posting people want to see.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 10 days!)

Proud Christian Mom posted:

even watching yall argue with wicka is better than watching a single lap of NASCAR

It really fits because we're just going in circles. Speaking of circles, stop on in to your local Circle K today and pick up a delicious slurpee.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


VikingSkull posted:

hopefully he's near the end of stage 4

This post brought to you by Pfizer

Lmfao

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


VikingSkull posted:

hopefully he's near the end of stage 4

This post brought to you by Pfizer

:vince:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YMcXTeeQk

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Yeah well
(User had to retire mid shitpost due to computer vibration and lack of sponsorship)

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

How would you start and park a post?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


big nipples big life posted:

How would you start and park a post?



I'm the poor sap who had to put the bath tubs on the beach

Brought to you by Joe's Moving

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

big nipples big life posted:

How would you start and park a post?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


nice, it's even unsponsored



e: also Groin Confidence would be a great username if I didn't already have the best username.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things
drat, I got out-clevered by wicka. Time to make a hard right turn, sponsored by Coors.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

interesting article on debris cautions
I'd like to thank Kroger coffee and Winco store brand sourdough English muffins for this post. We came out strong and finished strong.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


On the radioactive fox video they had the audio from the officials and it was like "hey guys don't you see that down on the yellow line?" "I'm not sure it looks like something" "OK throw the yellow throw the yellow"

This post has been brought to you by Dixie brand napkins. Good at the track and on it.

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Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

dentist toy box posted:

On the radioactive fox video they had the audio from the officials and it was like "hey guys don't you see that down on the yellow line?" "I'm not sure it looks like something" "OK throw the yellow throw the yellow"

This post has been brought to you by Dixie brand napkins. Good at the track and on it.

"My arm is itchy. Put out the Gold Bond Yellow flag"

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