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I love that the game randomly chooses ancestors i will vary it up for boys to give people who havent been in yet a chance (and gobias_industries is my first choice of who to eat  )also if you are a girl irl or want female characters named after you, just speak up
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unfortunately paradox is LITERALLY HITLER and only allows binary genders
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Homeless Friend posted:Jeb!: Mom just told me I'm her favorite son! funny coincidence: sofia is also a satanist!
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JosefStalinator posted:unfortunately paradox is LITERALLY HITLER and only allows binary genders and horses
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:and horses Bineighry
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Homeless Friend posted:Bineighry oh right i named the second kid homeless friend, i forgot to mention it
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JosefStalinator posted:I love that the game randomly chooses ancestors lastgirl II is going to have some explaining to do re: her name
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alright our rule is relatively secured and the games dragging a bit so im going raiding in the mean time, what should we do goons? we have some options: 1. Our place is Scandinavia! Right now, there are two other major scandinavian nations - Sweden and Denmark. They're both stronger than us, but with some mercenaries and some luck, we can unite scandinavia to be a bastion of feminism. Since they're germanic it also makes it easier for us to declare war, but we won't have as big a power base, and our religious authority will suffer (see below) 2. Feminism in one nation This is the boring option - sit around and spread feminism at home. We will be safe to be satanic and eat each other and raid and build our provinces until they're super strong. 3. Export the revolution to britain one option is to run away to britain. This is risky, but right now england is a chaotic mess of small countries. There's also one gem here - the province of Kent, which is a holy site (for some reason) in catholic christianity. Since we are a catholic heresy, we have low religious authority, and everyone considers us some dumb heretics. that makes it hard to spread and convince them toa dopt feminist ideals. if we take kent, it gives us a huge boost in legitimacy this is the best way to go mainstream, but it would mean tangling ourselves in the mess that is britain. all the catholics around us could attack us with impunity, and would hate us for being feminists if germanics are the GOP counter revolutionaries, the catholics are the moderate NIMBY liberals, so we'd be going right into their backyards 4. Export the revolution to somewhere else we can technically go anywhere else we want! There's some p big blobs though, and somehow the Abbasids have united almost all of islam, so our options are kinda limited JosefStalinator has issued a correction as of 07:47 on Jun 23, 2017 |
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gently caress yea peep these treasures
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Scandinavia England is a good second choice but I only see it going poorly without a larger powerbase
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first we had a horsefucker king who ate his children and died because he got too fat doing it then we had a satanic king who spent the better part of his life trying to gently caress his half-horse half-sister, who died of low energy now we have a cannibal satan werewolf feminist king
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oh one other problem with scandinavia is that if i declare a holy war on any germanics, they will all band together to stop me so expanding will be v hard too
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this poo poo keeps happening every goddamn month, like clockwork is it... because im a feminist now?
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uh well so King bump_fn got really sick after eating some people, and his doctor told him to snort scab coke  but it, uh, didn't work  now some Jabroni is king, because ours vassals are loving morons hail the lame, AI named King Ormr also, he's not a feminist 
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fyi ormr is mayor dave's kid lol
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Time to attack England with king ormr leading the army
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here's a revolution brewing sure would be a shame if he became king
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rofl i revoked everyones titles to piss them off and start a civil war instead every one gave the king their titles welp
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JosefStalinator posted:rofl i revoked everyones titles to piss them off and start a civil war Trump
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Oh son of a bitch
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 the interregnum is over hail King Dick Milhous Rock!, first of his name, King of Norway!  small problem  Ormr still controls all this poo poo this... might be tough
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Homeless Friend posted:Trump
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Homeless Friend posted:TRUMP!
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First, we get some help from the Jews, and hire some mercenaries with their money Then, we act.    he is the dark gray  after years of fighting, our enemy is vanquished the feminist revolution may continue
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what dlc's should i get since there is a sale and this thread is making me want to give it another go why is there no dlc bundle that doesn't include the game ffs
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former King Ormr, now deposed, sits in prison. as a filthy counterrevolutionary,f irst i strip him of all his titles  but what do we do with him now?  decide his fate, goons
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What year did you start with and what year is it now?
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i personally recommend mutiliating him cause it can cause him to be disfigured or castrated sacrificing to satan just makes him disappear and gives us dark energy
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Sacrifice to Satan sounds good
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is humiliating him like cucking him?
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