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Steven Seagal worked with Katherine Heigl once and said to her that he had a girlfriend her age. This was on the set of Under Siege 2. Heigl was 16. Here is a picture of Seagal and Heigl together back then.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 05:51 |
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The MSJ posted:Steven Seagal worked with Katherine Heigl once and said to her that he had a girlfriend her age. This was on the set of Under Siege 2. Heigl was 16. Here is a picture of Seagal and Heigl together back then. poo poo myself laughing at this one. So funny.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:00 |
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dumb. posted:poo poo myself laughing at this one. So funny. Were you getting choked by Gene Lebell?
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:03 |
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canyoneer posted:Were you getting choked by Gene Lebell? Yes. It's the only way I can climax these days.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:09 |
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:21 |
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Dammit Meloen Meloen, it's no wonder we have no other wolves in the Netherlands!
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 08:13 |
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These are my fondest Steven Seagal moments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLuUL_HnHvo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Su8nqitEA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4brhyOGtXY
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 09:09 |
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Dillbag posted:Yeah, that was "Judo" Gene Lebell. Seagal denies it ever happened. Lebell is a crazy old grandpa and a bit of a bullshit artist in his own right, but he's also a legitimate Judo badass and in this case I'm more than happy to believe his versions of events. Thanks for this: I always find it fascinating to hear true stories about someone you suspected was a dick, but had no proof they were.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 09:31 |
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I like some of the real early Seagal movies. Hard to Kill, Marked For Death
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 10:06 |
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whiteyfats posted:I like some of the real early Seagal movies. Hard to Kill, Marked For Death Out for Justice. It's awesome and hilarious. Pool ball in a sock is the best weapon
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 10:21 |
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I was searching for something in Whatsapps's GIF library and found these two side by side in perfect sync:
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 10:25 |
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Mr. Flunchy posted:I was searching for something in Whatsapps's GIF library and found these two side by side in perfect sync: That's an amazing find
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 11:01 |
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I mean, the fireball crosses over the border of the the first image, so I'm not sure exactly how much of a coincidence their placement really was.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 11:07 |
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 11:10 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sure with in recent memory there were hordes of sci-fi spell swords that were slaughtered by clone armies and there was even official Senate minutes archiving the entire event, but Han "The Truth" Solo ain't buying that poo poo. He's living in the real world where there is no bullshit "force" except for those two dudes that run the entire galaxy that use it literally all the time. I don't think the religions of the leaders of my country's government are real either. You don't need magic to swing around a laser sword and get killed.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:01 |
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Oh yeah? Lemme see you build a laser sword without magic buster.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:25 |
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"There goes Lord Vader, choking people to death with his mind for incompetence. Again." "Yeah, but that doesn't mean that the Force really exists or anything. It could be any magical system. You need to open your eyes man."
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:48 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sure with in recent memory there were hordes of sci-fi spell swords that were slaughtered by clone armies and there was even official Senate minutes archiving the entire event, but Han "The Truth" Solo ain't buying that poo poo. He's living in the real world where there is no bullshit "force" except for those two dudes that run the entire galaxy that use it literally all the time. Maybe he's just a sheltered homeschool kid and the force to him is what evolution and respect for women are to homeschool kids on Earth.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 13:05 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:So about a dozen pages or so ago, people were commenting on how they would buy Sci-Fi / old western novels just for the art. Anyone buy albums just for the art? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3cp9qDrLX8 Playlist
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 13:09 |
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What is this from? I feel compelled to watch it in its entirety now.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 13:44 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:"There goes Lord Vader, choking people to death with his mind for incompetence. Again." How would the general public know what goes on in the upper echelons of the Empire? Even some officers questioned whether Vader's magical powers were real (just before being choked).
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 13:46 |
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Mammal Sauce posted:What is this from? I feel compelled to watch it in its entirety now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X9RvuSuU_Y
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 13:59 |
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 13:59 |
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Because it was part of the historical record and a couple decades before there was a giant war specifically to stop Force users. Also it was proven to be real in the first movie. Everyone's seen the first movie so Han should have known better.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 14:04 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Because it was part of the historical record and a couple decades before there was a giant war specifically to stop Force users. Also it was proven to be real in the first movie. Everyone's seen the first movie so Han should have known better. The Clone Wars were about states rights.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Because it was part of the historical record and a couple decades before there was a giant war specifically to stop Force users. Also it was proven to be real in the first movie. Everyone's seen the first movie so Han should have known better. Frankly all the new SW movies seem to make more sense if you just pretend the prequels don't exist. As far as I'm concerned that's the intent.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 14:15 |
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Data Graham posted:Frankly all the new SW movies seem to make more sense if you just pretend the prequels don't exist. As far as I'm concerned that's the intent. Everything Lucasfilm did after Disney bought them suggests otherwise.
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:17 |
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I hope its revealed that Han is actually Leia's cousin
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:27 |
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Read historical accounts of Medieval battles. They are full of angels, divine signs, apparitions of Mary, Jesus and about every saint, etc. How are you not a good Catholic? Or remember when Communist propaganda machine couldn't turn a huge previously religious country into a de-facto atheis state? Remember how this has never happened even once in real history?
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:33 |
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Star wars is a dumb franchise that doesn't make sense, big whoop
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:35 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Because it was part of the historical record and a couple decades before there was a giant war specifically to stop Force users. Also it was proven to be real in the first movie. Everyone's seen the first movie so Han should have known better. People can't remember poo poo that happened 20 years ago. Not accurately. I know my 20 year reunion is coming up and talking to those assholes made me realize that. Also space is big. Maybe Han came from a place so remote all of that poo poo was rumor and hearsay. Maybe the local space wizard was a charlatan ... you know gently caress this.
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queserasera posted:Libraries live and die by user statistics and materials circulated is a major chunk of those statistics. You have to balance what a library should have with what the patron base wants to use. For every Shakespeare, there's a Stinky Steve. The first book was the Main Character's butt detached from him to join a butt revolution. MC and super butt fighters stop the evil plot. They were packed full of Australian jokes and references which would of easily went over the head of most non-Aussies so you were just left with butt/fart/poop jokes. So they made a cartoon out of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnseeY78gWg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of8kY_IbYq4
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IamnotJoe posted:Also space is big. Maybe Han came from a place so remote all of that poo poo was rumor and hearsay. You know how sometimes Star Trek would get lazy and slap some paint on a human and call them an Alien? "Sir, what should we call the Aliens from Coruscant?" "Human." "But it's another Galaxy, a long time ago!" "It's like poetry. It rhymes." "...What."
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 16:58 |
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What's the entendre in Cwoarbyn? Is it Welsh?
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# ? Jun 23, 2017 17:00 |
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zoux posted:What's the entendre in Cwoarbyn? Is it Welsh? Phwoar
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Urban dictionary needs better curation
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