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Okay don't spend all your money at the club on juicies Get a nice habit like world of Warcraft. Stay in the barracks and save money hooah? Don't forget we're going to the field on Monday. If your squad leader hasn't distributed your packing list yet...they should. Let me check with LT to confirm. He is out of the office today according to the text he sent me last night at twenty three hundred. Okay form up and wait for first sergeant to release y'all
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LT just texted. Hold up y'all HOLD UP I SAID HOLD UP LT saying he just guy out of a professional development with the BC and we have to practice under the oak tree counseling in partner groups until we're 100%
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Hey guys, I hate to be the one to bring this up but we're not 100% on SSD Level 1, so if you're E4 and below and you haven't finished you better start now because CSM says nobody in the battalion is going home until we get everyone finished with SSD.
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I know it's 1800 and you've been done with everything I told you to do since 1300 and have been sitting around waiting, doing quals, or cleaning but.. Chief just let me know we need to get x and y and z done before we can go home. *2000* Ok guys I know you've been done with x and y and z since 1830 but now the Weps said we need to get v and w and u done now. *2100* Ok guys good job on that work now we need to clean and then I'll be around to inspect it all. *2130* Hey good job cleaning guys be back here tomorrow on Saturday at 0800 we need to do some work on the TB-29. Nearly every loving
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Jun 23, 2017 21:59
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Jun 24, 2017 00:38
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Master Sergeant, why have we been standing in formation for the last two hours? *MSG pretends not to hear, wanders off to get in a quick chew behind the shed.*
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Jun 24, 2017 00:53
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Nobody's going home til we all post one positive and one negative
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Jun 24, 2017 01:01
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Works in in an office setting. Is done with work. Leaves early. Am I militarying right?
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Jun 24, 2017 01:02
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One time my platoon was told to have 100% AT lvl 1 at like 5 pm on a Friday and I walked back in my commander's office twenty minutes later and said we were up and it was a FALSE REPORT 
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Jun 24, 2017 01:18
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Don't be a statistic!
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Jun 24, 2017 01:37
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gently caress this I'm leaving
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Jun 24, 2017 01:48
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you have staff duty tomorrow
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Jun 24, 2017 02:08
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Laranzu posted:Works in in an office setting. Is done with work. Leaves early. Yes. Also, when that phone rings at 1659, don't answer it. Just don't.
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Jun 24, 2017 03:30
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I don't have my cell phone on the unit recall roster. If they really need me, they can send a runner to my house. Lots of push back from leadership, but unless they want to issue me a gov phone, they can pound sand.
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Jun 24, 2017 03:38
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Does this count as our safety brief? Do I need to fill out a hazard waiver?
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Jun 24, 2017 03:52
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It's Saturday Idiots!
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Hey guys, the folder with all the Form 55s got corrupted, so I'm going to need you go get with your supervisor and get those accomplished again. If your supervisor is out get with your supervisor's supervisor. This needs to be 100% before we leave today.
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Jun 24, 2017 08:50
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Zeris posted:Nobody's going home til we all post one positive DD214 on the wall. quote:and one negative Might shave my beard soon.
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Jun 24, 2017 16:29
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I know it's 0900 on a Saturday but we need a duty replacement now ^an actual text sent this morning
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pick up the pace posted:I know it's 0900 on a Saturday but we need a duty replacement now Say that you're drunk.
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Flikken posted:Say that you're drunk. Keep a bottle in your trunk and pull over and chug some so that you are.
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pick up the pace posted:I know it's 0900 on a Saturday but we need a duty replacement now I had to send one of those txt out to my Soldier Wednesday night. "Hey man, cover down on CQ because no one showed up and I'll give you all of Thursday off in addition to the 4 day Fri/Mon" I never seen anyone get dressed and to duty that fast in my life.
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Jun 24, 2017 19:49
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100% recall outside troop right now. You have ten minutes or it's an article 15.
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p.s. Top doesn't care if you've been drinking. Get a cab. Acknowledge.
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Where are you? Are you with Smith? SFC T is pissed.
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*passed out in tub full of puke and poo poo this whole time*
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One of the SNCO's in another squadron in the wing who lives off base got a DUI last night, so everyone be outside your barracks at 0630 on Sunday morning in full dress blues for open ranks and a room inspection. (a real thing that happened multiple times)
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Jun 28, 2017 22:21
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I'm gonna need the passwords to everybody's social media accounts before release. Get on it.
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Jun 28, 2017 22:28
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Yeah dudes, the CO wants us all to have you call your car insurance agency and have them speak to me, your squad leader, and tell me that you have a valid insurance policy.
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Jun 30, 2017 02:41
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This thread is hitting too close to home
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Jun 30, 2017 02:46
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Hey dudes its 1700, but before we can go home we have to get AOAP samples from our vehicles. Yeah it takes 2 hours lol, just do them cold who cares gently caress the Army. They'll get deadlined and then we can chill 
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I need everyone to stand by after COB to conduct POV inspections. While you're waiting, you will get with your platoons to fill out Trips for the upcoming four day. I don't care if your plan is to sit in the barracks for the entire 96 hours or if it's to hijack a convoy full of double-ended dildos; every swinging dick in this formation will complete a report and have it signed off on by their first line. Because of last weekend, we will maintain one hundred percent accountability at all times. I want an up by 0800 every day. If you get arrested, I ain't coming to get you until Wednesday. I don't want any phone calls, roger? Platoon sar'nts, take charge.
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REMEMBER TROOPS FALSE MOTIVATION SOMETIMES YOU NEED IT TO GET THROUGH LIKE SOMETIMES YOUR WIFE TELLS YOU TO DO THE DISHES AND YOU GOTTA SHUT UP AND SAY ROGER THAT OR YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR rear end ALMOST HAPPENED TO ME TILL I LEARNED THAT FALSE MOTIVATION
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The Rat posted:REMEMBER TROOPS In PO2 indoc I learned that men much wiser than me insisted to their wives that they were the captain, and their family were the crew, and for whatever reason this was not an acceptable analogy for use in Navy families. What I'm saying is that the captain never does the dishes, ever.
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Jun 30, 2017 03:42
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just lol if you dont make your family stand at parade rest
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Jun 30, 2017 04:05
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Every morning I take my family out for PT and at the end of each week I administer an APFT.
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lol if you don't give your wife counseling statements.
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Jun 30, 2017 04:24
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I have an appointment at 1630. The appointment slip is on my clipboard.
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Hey son, lay out your friggen backpack the night before I wanna make sure you got your packing list down and complete. OH WHATS THIS ONLY 3 PEN'S INSTEAD OF 4? GUESS WHO'S DOGGONE PUSHING FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
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It's a long weekend so make sure you call me if you need a ride before you do something stupid. I'll be incoherently wasted because I hate my life and all of you so I won't pick up but I'm always there for you.
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