|
This game is like Eve Online for me. Just reading stories is so much better than actually playing.
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2017 01:54
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 17:31 |
|
|
Speaking of french feminists and satanism, have you seen belladonna of sadness? nsfw https://youtu.be/2WkcLMapo_Y
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2017 14:43
|
|
|
is it always really slow at the start of a game or am i doing something wrong?
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2017 17:40
|
|
|
increase the speed
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2017 17:57
|
|
|
better watch like those 10 vid tutorials too lol
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2017 18:05
|
|
|
Jose posted:is it always really slow at the start of a game or am i doing something wrong? The best place to learn the game is prob Ireland since it's all broken into tiny little one-province territories you can forge claims on, create duchies over, and then turn into a Kingdom in probably 1-2 rulers' lifetime. Irish culture also has an absolutely bitchin Heir nomination system called Tanistry which is a more secure kind of elective monarchy. Only thing to definitely 100% not do is marry anyone to any family member of the English and Scottish royal houses, because they love to wage war on you if you give them a claim on the territory. Your Italians and Hungarians and so on are probably the best candidates for marriage.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2017 18:54
|
|
|
jBrereton posted:Only thing to definitely 100% not do is marry anyone to any family member of the English and Scottish royal houses, because they love to wage war on you if you give them a claim on the territory. Your Italians and Hungarians and so on are probably the best candidates for marriage. I've found the French to make good marriage targets too. Far enough away that they won't try poo poo on you, close enough to give the English/Scots a hard time if they attack you. Last game, I united all of Ireland and Wales, and also inherited a single province in Brittany for some reason. Then the English attacked, some relative decided to try to take over united Ireland, and long story short I lost everything but that Breton rump-state.
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2017 20:03
|
|
|
I constantly got my poo poo hosed up in Ireland because of Scotland and Britain Spain was the easiest starting grounds in my experience, you take the northwest tip and you've got a bunch of border states/mountains between you and france and the other christians will bail you out against muslims
|
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2017 20:11
|
|
|
The best spots to start depend on start date too. Ireland is good until the vikings come - then you get your poo poo hosed up pretty bad if you haven't consolidated your rule. I still contend that Ireland is the easiest start place though, but you gotta civilize at some point which can be tough
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2017 01:41
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2017 01:44
|
|
|
jBrereton posted:Often is, yeah. Important note: this is only 1066 Ireland, if you have the earlier start date DLCs and try this as one of them you will get brutalized by Vikings for centuries.
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2017 04:07
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2017 10:19
|
|
|
wake up duck king its time for more CK2
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 04:37
|
|
|
JosefStalinator posted:
quoting so i remember wtf happened last time
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 04:37
|
|
|
yesss! Keep this thread going
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 04:43
|
|
|
 first we divorce our wife  and we marry morgana because shes a super hot genius and owns really hard also look at our heir holy poo poo lol  he's strong and a genius, like his satan dad which is awesome certain traits are "congential" traits, meaning they have a chance of being inherited by kids. genius characters are more likely to have genius/quick kids, and less likely to have slow/imbecile kids, and so on. Same with strong/weak. This owns and we have a line of ubermensch for now!
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 04:50
|
|
|
Alright lets see what massive army satan sent us-   Hrmmm im starting to think satan's 500 man army wasn't a big contributor when we already had 4k dudes but okay
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 04:53
|
|
|
during the war we raise a runestone  It's perfect!
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 05:02
|
|
|
we won a war!  and got just one province rofl ugh at least feminism is spreading right  god drat it only one province is cathar JosefStalinator has issued a correction as of 05:08 on Jul 4, 2017 |
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 05:06
|
|
|
 apparently satan came to us in a dream and told us we were gay  king gay. so what
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 05:10
|
|
|
hell yeah gay Satan
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 05:15
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 05:16
|
|
|
goddamn it denmark is too strong i tried picking away at some of their poo poo and their armies are too big scandinavia's looking harder to take anytime soon, and we only have so much satan time!!!!
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 05:21
|
|
|
 homeless friend noooo edit: rofl ur dudes so sexy homeless friend hes literally got the trait "master seducer"
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 10:54
|
|
|
I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that horse, Chancellor Glitterhoof. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the Scandinavian people. Thank you
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:01
|
|
|
we are both feminists and LGBTQ friendly 
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:12
|
|
|
ROFL and the next event apparently King Mayor Dave went to an orgy and ate his gay away???
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:13
|
|
|
seriously we're getting real mixed signals here about whether satan wants us to be gay
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:14
|
|
|
 Prince Octopus is yet a babby of 12, but already he yearns to cuck
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:19
|
|
|
we are also tolerant of other faiths, and an extremely sexy jewish man has arrived at our court
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:33
|
|
|
we are so goddamn progressive we literally have robin hood in our court   
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:37
|
|
|
ITS CRUSADER TIME FOOLS THE WORLDS MOBILIZING AGAINST FEMINISM   oh gently caress thats a lot of counter revolutionaries
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:40
|
|
|
 i guess not being gay anymore has hurt this relationship, and fatally so
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:43
|
|
|
  Prince Octo, our heir, is really drat strong, being a well educated ambitious and strong genius. But, as a CSPAMmer, he suffers from a constant ~malaise~
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:50
|
|
|
 well look at that One of Gobias Industries' grandkids, son of Legoman, somehow rallied together a bunch of counter-revolutionary Germanic holdouts and take over the Kingdom of Denmark through the Kingdom's elections. We now stand with our primary opponent in Scandinavia being none other than a fellow Baloogan - one who has rejected feminism. He is our greatest threat
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 11:57
|
|
|
good news and bad news bad news first:  all our kids, except Prince Octopus are dead. Poor prince Zakkro was killed by a dumb vassal, Prince Legoman died of pneumonia, and Andrei Dorkovsky died of "mysterious circumstances". good news:  we changed our succession laws, we now have promigeniture succession! this means our oldest son gets all our titles, which saves us a lot of trouble in the future  also we have finished conquering much of sweden - shortly, we will become King of Sweden and Norway. You can see though that Denmark controls the rest of Scandinavia, and they are stronger than us   our heir, Prince Octopus, in addition to being possessed by satan (not my doing) and suffering from gout, is a lunatic and you know what lunatics do? they make horses. also we are gay again 
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 12:19
|
|
|
Lmao owns, hail temporarily gay Satan
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 12:52
|
|
|
No point in experimenting if you can't reproduce your results
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 13:18
|
|
|
I am happy I have not been eaten again
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 14:29
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 17:31 |
|
|
is there a trick to getting the devil worship stuff in your game like starting in a particular area/time?
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2017 14:37
|
|