Gray posted:

SaltyJesus posted:

Breetai posted:

For the Americans, in Australia; a country where 'oval office' can be a term of affection, this would absolutely start a fight (which we call a 'barney').

Facebook Aunt posted:

What do australians have against the vengabus?

Breetai posted:

Any dinkum Aussie bloke out on the pull is gunna pile his cobbers into his ute and go down pub to listen to Barnsie or Farnsie while downing tinnies, or once in a blue moon hit a bush doof. Watching a bunch of skinny sheilas bounce around like blowies? Pigs arse!

Breetai posted:

Any dinkum Aussie bloke out on the pull is gunna pile his cobbers into his ute and go down pub to listen to Barnsie or Farnsie while downing tinnies, or once in a blue moon hit a bush doof. Watching a bunch of skinny sheilas bounce around like blowies? Pigs arse!

Breetai posted:

Any dinkum Aussie bloke out on the pull is gunna pile his cobbers into his ute and go down pub to listen to Barnsie or Farnsie while downing tinnies, or once in a blue moon hit a bush doof. Watching a bunch of skinny sheilas bounce around like blowies? Pigs arse!

gently caress SNEEP posted:

Sir, this is a Macca's drive thru

Accretionist posted:

Also, the F-91W is more watch than anyone will ever need.

betterinsodapop posted:

It will last through this life and beyond, you might say.

Mightaswell posted:

Great bang for the buck, for sure.

Accretionist posted:

Definitely.

I used to be all about the Timex Easy-Reader --

-- but the F-91w just blew me away.

Blind Rasputin posted:

You never really own an F-91w, you merely set its timer for the next generation.

Dead Reckoning posted:

For context: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_terrorism

FactsAreUseless posted:

We still can, because removing it would break things, due to Radium. But there's a Forums Cancer button right by ban and probate.

Ariong posted:

Have you or any other admin ever accidentally given someone forums cancer instead of banning/probating them?

Breetai posted:

Any dinkum Aussie bloke out on the pull is gunna pile his cobbers into his ute and go down pub to listen to Barnsie or Farnsie while downing tinnies, or once in a blue moon hit a bush doof. Watching a bunch of skinny sheilas bounce around like blowies? Pigs arse!

Crane Fist posted:

I understood this. God help me, I've gone native.



EXTERMINATE THE BLOKES

sebmojo posted:

I was in London a while back and an aussie was hanging out the 2nd story window of the hostel i was staying out shouting SUCK MY SWEATY DANGLERS at passers by in a cheery way, as one might greet an acquaintance from afar.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

So it isn't big pharma keeping us from curing cancer, it's loving radium

Charles Bukowski posted:

Mr. Water was a fun saga. You guys remember that? A fella pretended to be a mentally challenged man and drew funny crayon drawings for the Culligan water delivery man and would leave them on the door step. They became slightly creepier each time, but still really fun and heartwarming. I think he figured Mr. Water was getting his water from a mermaid? It was fun times, even though the idea of impersonating a mentally challenged man makes me cringe 10 years later.

Im now reminded of Mr. Cardigan as well. He was not so heartwarming. Not at all.

Charles Bukowski posted:

Mr. Water was a fun saga. You guys remember that? A fella pretended to be a mentally challenged man and drew funny crayon drawings for the Culligan water delivery man and would leave them on the door step. They became slightly creepier each time, but still really fun and heartwarming. I think he figured Mr. Water was getting his water from a mermaid? It was fun times, even though the idea of impersonating a mentally challenged man makes me cringe 10 years later.

Im now reminded of Mr. Cardigan as well. He was not so heartwarming. Not at all.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Mr Rogers was a goddamn saint and I will hear nothing else on the matter

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I got a raise.
"What's the problem?", you're thinking. Well, it's a goddamn huge raise, for one; up three dollars an hour.
"Okay... So?"

I'm deaf, and on deaf disability. I can only work X amount of hours a week, or make Y amount take-home pay a month. I was already barely squeaking beneath the monthly limit at 8.55 an hour, working 16 hours a week.

"So just ask them not to give you the raise?"
It's been in effect since last week; it'll show up on my next paycheck. I only just found out about it today.
The disability people have been supposed to increase the limit for a while now, but even if they do I'm not sure if it'll be enough.

oldpainless posted:

Are you sure they didn't tell you last week and you just didn't hear them?

Guy Mann posted:

It's weird that goons hate Tumblr so much when poo poo like this is only distinguishable from modern creepypasta stuff by how much less effort and talent went into it.

Guy Mann posted:

It's weird that goons hate Tumblr so much when poo poo like this is only distinguishable from modern creepypasta stuff by how much less effort and talent went into it.

little munchkin posted:

one of the funniest bits of forums history to me was the time that goons collectively decided that a thin person was the scariest thing they could think of

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

They hate that which is not like them

FactsAreUseless posted:

But it is pretty hosed up to think that by creating Slenderman, Something Awful ruined horror on the internet for 200 years.