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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I got given "Mr. President" http://store.steampowered.com/app/507010/ in a trade and wow it's a hilariously bad game. Some good ragdoll physics and fighting the game mechanics to actually move (even going down stairs is impossible without falling over. The 'wrestling' minigame consists of booting immigrants out of the ring. Oh boy.

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/finncree/status/876454266562633729

Happy Father's Day

Vack
Jun 18, 2017
Krum: Edge of Darkness

http://store.steampowered.com/app/420210/KRUM__Edge_Of_Darkness/

It's an RPG made by one person in an open source game engine (Blender Game Engine). Insanely cool for any members of the Blender community, but unfortunately it's... well take a look at some gameplays on YouTube if you want.

Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


Been playing this Art of War: Red Tides a lot lately.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/558100/Art_of_War_Red_Tides/

It's a SC2 custom game made into an real game, apart from the terrible title it's pretty fun if you at all liked the Tug Of War style genre, which were a favorite for me. It's also free.

If you like the kind of game where you build a possibly diverse army and let it fight for itself against another idiots army, while you strategize attack spells and manage income, then this game is for you.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

It will never stop being funny just how many people dont even bother to read the op in this thread.

She Bangs the Drums
Oct 17, 2009

by VideoGames

Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

Been playing this Art of War: Red Tides a lot lately.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/558100/Art_of_War_Red_Tides/

It's a SC2 custom game made into an real game, apart from the terrible title it's pretty fun if you at all liked the Tug Of War style genre, which were a favorite for me. It's also free.

If you like the kind of game where you build a possibly diverse army and let it fight for itself against another idiots army, while you strategize attack spells and manage income, then this game is for you.

this is the poo poo games thread duder

OtspIII
Sep 22, 2002


In the spirit of people accidentally talking about good games, this game is legit one of the best games I've played this year. The first five minutes with it felt a little uninspired to me, but once I started understanding the upgrade/score system I realized it was actually genius and it started getting absurdly good.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The trailers do their damnedest to make that game look unplayably disorienting.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Really digging all the straight up hentai games on the steam front page :thumbsup:

Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


She Bangs the Drums posted:

this is the poo poo games thread duder

oh poo poo

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Still no games with hen ties though.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Jamfrost posted:

Still no games with hen ties though.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Reality Winner posted:

Really digging all the straight up hentai games on the steam front page :thumbsup:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Sorry for derailing a bit, but how do you shop a gif? All I can think of is editing the individual frames, and that seems a little inefficient.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
depends on the complexity. for an image where your edit moves or needs to be modified in every individual frame, then yes; on the other hand, for something static like that subtitle, you can actually just paste the Steam part and make it visible in every frame.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Yeah, that one was just done in Photoshop with 2 additional layers always visible over the frames as the image is pretty static. When things get complex it's better to use After Effects if you have access to it because there you can set various paths and animation vectors and poo poo but that requires some knowledge.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





I know people like to rag on reddit, but their r/highqualitygifs subreddit ocassionally produces some amazing stuff.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Jamfrost posted:

Still no games with hen ties though.
hatoful boyfriend DLC right there

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

I just really hope any game who's trailer doesn't feature gameplay fails so hard

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Sir, this is the bad games thread.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

King Vidiot posted:

Sir, this is the bad games thread.

:golfclap: Some nice layers there.

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

it's a date sim parody from the Game Grumps, so I'm sure it will be amazing.

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

I am going to be sending some of my steam friends some awful steam games form this summer sale. I have a budget of 20$. Any recommendations or list people have made i can look through?

So far i have:

The really BAD:

Uncompromising Trash
Rat Simulator
Bad Rats Show
EggK47
Mr. Massagy

The bad games that are actually good:

Mr. Massagy
Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015
Radiator 2
Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator
Stay! Stay! Democratic People's Republic of Korea!

ughhhh fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Jun 23, 2017

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Is there some reason why you'd want extra achievements on Steam? I don't think they are tied to anything else, so it's down to bragging rights. 'cause I have no idea why some trash VN would use 7000+ achievements as a selling point.

https://twitter.com/Pfhorpls/status/878082067896184833

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


ughhhh posted:

I am going to be sending some of my steam friends some awful steam games form this summer sale. I have a budget of 20$. Any recommendations or list people have made i can look through?

So far i have:

The really BAD:

Uncompromising Trash
Rat Simulator
Bad Rats Show
EggK47
Mr. Massagy

The bad games that are actually good:

Mr. Massagy
Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015
Radiator 2
Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator
Stay! Stay! Democratic People's Republic of Korea!

Save Jesus http://store.steampowered.com/app/509220/Save_Jesus/

overeager overeater
Oct 16, 2011

"The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set - over the Earth - there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire."



Rebel Blob posted:

'cause I have no idea why some trash VN would use 7000+ achievements as a selling point.

Vanity achievements?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

i swear there's an old arcade game with much better character art and probably much better gameplay but I can't remember the name of it

Light Gun Man posted:

It's basically a ripoff / spiritual successor to an old PC game, Sentimental Shooting

Ah, it was Sentimental Shooting.

Zetsubou-san fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Jun 24, 2017

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Rebel Blob posted:

Is there some reason why you'd want extra achievements on Steam? I don't think they are tied to anything else, so it's down to bragging rights. 'cause I have no idea why some trash VN would use 7000+ achievements as a selling point.

https://twitter.com/Pfhorpls/status/878082067896184833

There are people who buy steam games solely for the achievements and trading cards. They literally don't care if the game is poo poo.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Fruits of the sea posted:

There are people who buy steam games solely for the achievements and trading cards. They literally don't care if the game is poo poo.

That's kind of demented. Why would anyone give a poo poo about steam achievements? It's not even like you have a Gamerscore to proudly show off next to your name, and it doesn't count toward your "level" right?

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

raditts posted:

That's kind of demented. Why would anyone give a poo poo about steam achievements? It's not even like you have a Gamerscore to proudly show off next to your name, and it doesn't count toward your "level" right?

Some people take their poo poo and draw on the walls in public restrooms. Who knows how anyone's mind loving works?

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Further, some gamedevs have started selling off the ability to name achievements, that's why 90% of the 7000 cheevos are named like 'cheevo_A_1' or something. Someone throws some cash at the devs, and that cheevo gets renamed to 'Kevin Sux Cox' or whatever.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
That's a lot of achievements.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013


Yes, the last achievement is for shooting 428 bullets.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/The_Doddler/status/878756561295777792

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

I don't think it's going to get better than this.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Lunethex posted:

I don't think it's going to get better than this.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/kamarae667/recommended/519930/

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008


Makes me wonder what percentage of the anime tiddies on Steam are asset flips or lifted straight from someones Pixiv/Tumblr/DeviantArt. Someone's gotta be making mint churning out generic looking waifus.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

Rectus posted:

Makes me wonder what percentage of the anime tiddies on Steam are asset flips or lifted straight from someones Pixiv/Tumblr/DeviantArt. Someone's gotta be making mint churning out generic looking waifus.

There have been some, but I some artists have no idea of their own value (or you hire from the third world, seriously). So you don't even need to go that far to make a VN affordably.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.



:holymoley: at every aspect of this thing

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