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ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

Facebook Aunt posted:




My phone does all those things, and cost $100.

Link me that pinking shears app.

e: Texas Sharpshooter



ArcMage has a new favorite as of 07:52 on Jun 26, 2017

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




ArcMage posted:

Link me that pinking shears app.

I knew someone would bring that up. Gooooons! :argh:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That 28 Amp psu is p rockin tho.

It's like that Dell ad a bit back that boasted a "110W GPU!!!" Dude that's the opposite of marketing

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
My phone also has a 28 Amp psu. I use it to tase motherfuckers to death

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Facebook Aunt posted:

I knew someone would bring that up. Gooooons! :argh:
Well, at least you've got that 132-column dot-matrix printing capability, right?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Strudel Man posted:

Well, at least you've got that 132-column dot-matrix printing capability, right?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Do they have this for iOS? I'm ready to make some banners!

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Facebook Aunt posted:

Feeling poor due to the decrease in real wages since the 70s? Buck up, chum, bread and circuses have never been a better deal.














My phone does all those things, and cost $100.

You can use your phone as a bumper pool table?

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

Maybe by the third time someone makes that joke they'll do it right and ask if your phone doubles as a Hawaiian Honey Cake.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Facebook Aunt posted:

Feeling poor due to the decrease in real wages since the 70s? Buck up, chum, bread and circuses have never been a better deal.














My phone does all those things, and cost $100.

Your phone doubles as a Hawaiian honey cake?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Suddenly, carrying your printer over to a girl's house doesn't seem that ridiculous.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

cnut
May 3, 2016

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Karate Bastard posted:

That 28 Amp psu is p rockin tho.

It's like that Dell ad a bit back that boasted a "110W GPU!!!" Dude that's the opposite of marketing

The hell are you talking about? Selling basic features as if they're amazing is the most basic form of marketing that exists.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/Cf4bT4Z.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/zCOmy7F.mp4

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I dont care what kind of dog you have, you still better pick up after it on my lawn. :mad:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Who What Now posted:

The hell are you talking about? Selling basic features as if they're amazing is the most basic form of marketing that exists.

We can't power optimize for poo poo so we sell chips you can toast bread on! Like tetris? Hope you also like hair dryers cause that's what you're paying for suckaaaaaaaa

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

They're on the way to school :haw:

TheDarkOfKnight
May 14, 2003

All the world's a stage. Look at the lighting!

Bay City, MI from this weekend. Flood was crazy, several hundred roads closed across three counties. Got this picture from a coworker:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/O6SRof1.gifv

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

When that bookstore actually severed their relationship with the show, the letter they posted shows why satire is dead:



Could have just said "It's too expensive for us to keep doing this." But no, gotta get weird with it.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

It looks so worried.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Burn Portland to the ground. Never seen people in my life trying so hard to pretend they arent trying hard.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Has THIS ever happened to you?

MrJacobs
Sep 15, 2008

Is this the start of some food porn?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





There's got to be a better way!

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005


better get fuckin' used to this, people.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Tub girl prequel?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




I thought I was in the schadenfreude thread, and I was worried it would go much differently

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos








Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

RyokoTK posted:

They're on the way to school :haw:

They're on a field trip :v:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
In all my years I've never seen a more flagrant case of prosecutorial overreach.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Phanatic posted:

In all my years I've never seen a more flagrant case of prosecutorial overreach.



"The court ruled that the defendant was, in fact, 'bomb-rear end'".

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Karate Bastard posted:

We can't power optimize for poo poo so we sell chips you can toast bread on! Like tetris? Hope you also like hair dryers cause that's what you're paying for suckaaaaaaaa

CPU so powerful it has to be cooled by a fan!

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Yeah, but what if it was hovering over a treadmill, huh?

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