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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
black beast ftw

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

I have alot of bets on the cavs so let me lay them all out.

First I have 10k on them to win the finals @ +400 that I bet at the beginning of the season. I have another 1k on them to sweep the warriors @ +2500 which I know won't happen but the odds are so loving delicious. I have 1k on james to be finals MVP at +225. I will also be betting each game individually. I am also going to game 3 in Cleveland and will most likely bet a shitload of money that night as well. The cavs and MMA have padded my bankroll for the finals so I am going all out.

jase1 posted:

Check the thread name son.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Don't bet on basketball.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

jase1 posted:

Don't bet on Cleveland.

ftfy

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
My view from game 3 was rough. Not only did Cleveland blow it but Shaq's big head was in the way the whole time.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
jase1 who you got between mcgregor and floyd

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

jase1 who you got between mcgregor and floyd

Floyd if it's just boxing but I assume he will be a huge favorite. I haven't checked that line.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



jase1 posted:

Floyd if it's just boxing but I assume he will be a huge favorite. I haven't checked that line.

I've seen floyd -1500 mcgregor +650 or something like that. Someone in the announcement thread said they say Floyd -800 which seems like a stupid easy bet to make.

I just don't see any way other than McGregor getting boxed the gently caress up.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Bovada is -500/+350 right now for Floyd/Conor

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Bovada is -500/+350 right now for Floyd/Conor

go jase go

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
jase I wanna see all the zeros you're putting on Floyd

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Mr. Nice! posted:

Bovada is -500/+350 right now for Floyd/Conor

that is insane

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

that is insane

Other crazy poo poo on Bovada right now:

Floyd by KO, TKO, or DQ: -175
Floyd by Decision: +200

Over/under PPV buys: 4.99 million
Over/under 9.5 total rounds: Over +125, Under -175

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Eh, I'm not that shocked at it not going the distance being favored. Maybe that it's so close

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


I wonder if anyone's going to let people bet on whether or not Conor wins a round.

e: lol paddypower has a bunch of crazy poo poo for this fight. You can bet on things like Conor throwing a kick or the referee getting KO'd.

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/boxing/boxing-matches/Floyd-Mayweather-Jr-v-Conor-McGregor-12418948.html

Queering Wheel fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Jun 16, 2017

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
The cash tables in Vegas this year for the WSOP are basically ATM's so I have lots of extra money to waste on MMA and make up for the Cavs getting stomped!

So for tonight I have 5k on Mitrione at -135 and 5k on Silva at +130


I also put 10k on the Floyd/Conner fight to do over a million PPV buys at -223 which I feel like is easy money. Those odds should be more like -500 or higher in my opinion.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


jase1 posted:

I also put 10k on the Floyd/Conner fight to do over a million PPV buys at -223 which I feel like is easy money. Those odds should be more like -500 or higher in my opinion.

that is stealing

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

jase1 posted:

I also put 10k on the Floyd/Conner fight to do over a million PPV buys at -223 which I feel like is easy money. Those odds should be more like -500 or higher in my opinion.

Holy poo poo that's free money

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

What happens if the fight doesn't go off? I know that's a lot less common in boxing.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I don't know what Floyds PPV buys are but I'm pretty sure Connors are over a 1 mill for his last couple of fights. I 'm seriously thinking about putting another 10k on it but I have to be sneaky or creative because the wife has set me a limit of 10 k being my highest bet on anything. I just sold my company and bought a new house in Florida and when I leave Vegas in a few weeks, I'm gonna have to dump some money into the new place to get it up to the wifes standards.



Edit: I would get my money back if the fight is canceled. My bookie immediately cancels bets if a game or fight is canceled or postponed. I'm not sure how the sportsbooks would handle it though I just assume it's a void bet and people get their money back.

jase1 fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Jun 25, 2017

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

http://boxrec.com/media/index.php/Floyd_Mayweather_Jr.#Pay-Per-View_History

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

"jase1" posted:




I also put 10k on the Floyd/Conner fight to do over a million PPV buys at -223 which I feel like is easy money. Those odds should be more like -500 or higher in my opinion.


Whoa where is this?

ed: oh your bookie, drat

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Holy poo poo 4.6 million for Paquio/Floyd, I figure Floyd/Connor will be about 2.5 mill

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Jase1, can we goons pool 10k and place a bet with your bookie on that.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Actually, poo poo I'm dating a billionaire's daughter. Can A GOON place a bet with your bookie.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Jase1, can we goons pool 10k and place a bet with your bookie on that.

Can we all send jase $300?

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
After you dopes talked poo poo on me all these years you might as well send me money and trust me with it. I just won't guarantee that when that bet wins I won't stop at the roulette table and put it on 23 and laugh as all your money goes bye bye.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

handsome only face posted:

that is stealing

Yeah might get on that.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

jase1 posted:

After you dopes talked poo poo on me all these years you might as well send me money and trust me with it. I just won't guarantee that when that bet wins I won't stop at the roulette table and put it on 23 and laugh as all your money goes bye bye.

I have always believed in you. I posted "jase won" as one of my only posts in like 7 or 8 years. Please send me and INRI 300 dollars. At your convenience, of course

I still believe in jase

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

jase1 posted:

I don't know what Floyds PPV buys are but I'm pretty sure Connors are over a 1 mill for his last couple of fights. I 'm seriously thinking about putting another 10k on it but I have to be sneaky or creative because the wife has set me a limit of 10 k being my highest bet on anything. I just sold my company and bought a new house in Florida and when I leave Vegas in a few weeks, I'm gonna have to dump some money into the new place to get it up to the wifes standards.



Edit: I would get my money back if the fight is canceled. My bookie immediately cancels bets if a game or fight is canceled or postponed. I'm not sure how the sportsbooks would handle it though I just assume it's a void bet and people get their money back.

Holy moly. The only o/u bets I've seen on ppv buys have been 4 or 5 million. That's free money bet your kids college fund.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
tryin to figure out what retarded bet i wanna make on tonights fights

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

jase1 posted:

After you dopes talked poo poo on me all these years you might as well send me money and trust me with it. I just won't guarantee that when that bet wins I won't stop at the roulette table and put it on 23 and laugh as all your money goes bye bye.

I was not one of those dopes

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

I was not one of those dopes

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Skip My Posts posted:

tryin to figure out what retarded bet i wanna make on tonights fights

will they suck rear end yes -10000 lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

handsome only face posted:

will they suck rear end yes -10000 lol

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Jase,

I want you to open me an account with your book for the sole purpose of betting that PPV buy line.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

JaySB posted:

Jase,

I want you to open me an account with your book for the sole purpose of betting that PPV buy line.

I would vouch for you too. I'm going back to Cleveland Friday for the 4th to finalize the sale of my house and company and will be back for the main event on the 6th with my bookie in tow. He is playing the main event this year as well on my dime thanks to cavs. We can hook up then if you want? His max bet is only 50k though, I'm sure you would wanna bet way more than what he offers. I'm small time compared to your betting I assume. I'll run it by him I might not even need to vouch considering we both know who you are.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



jase1 posted:

I would vouch for you too. I'm going back to Cleveland Friday for the 4th to finalize the sale of my house and company and will be back for the main event on the 6th with my bookie in tow. He is playing the main event this year as well on my dime thanks to cavs. We can hook up then if you want? His max bet is only 50k though, I'm sure you would wanna bet way more than what he offers. I'm small time compared to your betting I assume. I'll run it by him I might not even need to vouch considering we both know who you are.

I try not to bet more than 10 a game unless it's something I love, like this Mayweather fight. Let's link when you're back.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


can i have $100 dollars y'all lol

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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

handsome only face posted:

can i have $100 dollars y'all lol

I need a new pool boy and one that preferably won't try to gently caress my wife. I'll pay you a 100 a week to start.


So I see the Lawler fight is off any other interesting fights to look at for next weekend?

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