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stevewm
May 10, 2005

Judge Schnoopy posted:

I've never shopped cameras before, this is what my predecessor bought so I figured $1000 including installation was normal.

Now that you guys think I'm insane I'm gonna start shopping around some other companies to see how much I'm overpaying.

Several years ago it was true... IP cameras used to be $600+ for just the camera itself.

The cameras I use from Vivotek (model IP8160) are only $130 retail these days, and the one of the suppliers I use will often cut another $10-25 off depending on volume.

My primary reason for going with Vivotek years ago was because of their software, secondary was camera price. CCTV camera software has always been a huge hit or miss, but Vivotek's software is definitely one of the best free ones I've used IMHO.

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Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
My main problem now is an established infrastructure. I can't get away with using other software for this one site, it all has to be uniform. But the guys I'm working with are probably walking away with extremely healthy profits that might come down it I can get a competitor in the mix.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Bill has been bringing his bicycle into work again and using it for food runs, office supplies, etc. He claims that with the electric assist he doesn't even sweat.

I had to walk by him just now as he was returning from his latest ride and there was an almost visible fug surrounding him that I had to pass through. It's so bad that it's seeping into my office from his next door.

It's going to be a long summer.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Leave a bar of soap on his desk and hope he gets the hint.

PremiumSupport
Aug 17, 2015

Judge Schnoopy posted:

My main problem now is an established infrastructure. I can't get away with using other software for this one site, it all has to be uniform. But the guys I'm working with are probably walking away with extremely healthy profits that might come down it I can get a competitor in the mix.

What brand of software?

Quite a few camera vendors use AVer's software which you can pick up bundled with a hybrid card for $400 to $800 depending on vendor. Might be worth it just to get your hands on the software if that's what they're used to. It's what I use because I've still got analog cameras in play at my sites and each card can support up to 16 analog cameras or 32 IP units.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Collateral Damage posted:

Leave a bar of soap on his desk and hope he gets the hint.

If he doesn't, move up to including a bucket of water.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Avenging_Mikon posted:

If he doesn't, move up to including a bucket of water.

Make sure its soapy water... and on top of his door so even if he doesn't get it you still get the benefit

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Can also leave these on his desk: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018UK3J1S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Vczuzb0MC2CB4

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

people not understanding time zones, co-workers and clients alike.

I had a client say I could have a maintenance window of one of their machines at 10PM local - 2AM local, aka 3AM-7AM my time, on a Sunday morning, yeah, no, give me something better than that.

Co-worker scheduled updates (accidentally.. kind of) for a client that has lovely DSL like 2-3Mbps at 12PM, these updates are 200-300MB for each workstation and they have 4-6 workstations, their retail locations are displeased as are their IT guys. MSP lyfe

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice
Why not just download it once and then move it over their (presumably faster) internal network at your leisure?

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
If your company so much as has a second building across the street, you should never be referring to a timezone as "local".

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED
Use UTC but call it Zulu Time and instantly endear yourself to all the ex-military in your company.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


MF_James posted:

people not understanding time zones, co-workers and clients alike.

I quite enjoy people in the department bitching to me that X supplier isn't answering their phones and end up on hold for TOO LONG first thing in the morning. They are 2 timezones away and staff there are probably just rolling out of bed. Granted they COULD have a 'office closed' mode to their system but it's not like any of our staff don't know the supplier is that far away.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

MF_James posted:

people not understanding time zones, co-workers and clients alike.

I had a client say I could have a maintenance window of one of their machines at 10PM local - 2AM local, aka 3AM-7AM my time, on a Sunday morning, yeah, no, give me something better than that.
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/meeting.html is a pretty good tool for coordinating work across time zones. Tell people to use that.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I have been demanding a living PSD for our GUI for quite some time now. Marketing is in charge of "look and feel" of our GUI. This means that any change to the GUI needs to be approved by them.

I had a very nice PSD made up, and the marketing director bitched and moaned the entire time about it. How I was being unreasonable that I wanted changes to the GUI to be in the PSD. That it would take him far too long to change it (it's 26megs right now).

The marketing director has never made a product from scratch, nor marketed a product from scratch.

I have now 10 completed and sellable products from scratch under my belt.

The CEO sent this email yesterday after I went home:

quote:

Ratbert:

I ask that the PSD issue is put to bed and never be
brought up again. I want you to do this "old school."

What in the gently caress is "old school?" :psyduck:

God drat, I have almost had it with this place. I love the people, and the freedom for the most part, but the marketing director and the CEO are such pals that it's making my life incredibly difficult. I am 99% more than likely going to finish this product and then start looking for another job; as it's clear the CEO doesn't give a gently caress about my experience, or opinion based on that experience on how to manage product development.

FlapYoJacks fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Jun 27, 2017

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

ratbert90 posted:

I have been demanding a living PSD for our GUI for quite some time now. Marketing is in charge of "look and feel" of our GUI. This means that any change to the GUI needs to be approved by them.

I had a very nice PSD made up, and the marketing director bitched and moaned the entire time about it. How I was being unreasonable that I wanted changes to the GUI to be in the PSD. That it would take him far too long to change it (it's 26megs right now).

The marketing director has never made a product from scratch, nor marketed a product from scratch.

I have now 10 completed and sellable products from scratch under my belt.

The CEO sent this email yesterday after I went home:


What in the gently caress is "old school?" :psyduck:

God drat, I have almost had it with this place. I love the people, and the freedom for the most part, but the marketing director and the CEO are such pals that it's making my life incredibly difficult. I am 99% more than likely going to finish this product and then start looking for another job; as it's clear the CEO doesn't give a gently caress about my experience, or opinion based on that experience on how to manage product development.

Sounds to me like someone wants a Command Line Interface instead of a GUI.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

IT is not responsible for every page on our website. Sorry. We have a marketing department.

CEO: Why the hell is Joe Smith still on our website! He hasn't worked here in 6 months!

Well, nobody ever told anyone to take him off.

CEO: Search for Joe Smith on our site and look what comes up!

(it's an employee testimonial about how great it is to work here)

Yup. Well, remember when HR and marketing teamed up to put these pages together for these employees? When they leave you should probably have marketing take them down...

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

loving Outlook users. Just got off the phone with a guy who moves all his sent items into his inbox.

"Gary, why the hell are all these messages from yourself in your inbox?"

I move them there from my sent items!

"Why?"

That's just the way I keep track of them!

"Alrighty then."

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
Somebody doesn't understand how to search the entire mailbox instead of by folder

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Somebody doesn't understand how to search the entire mailbox instead of by folder

I have someone else here who CC's themselves on every email and then drags that to their calendar. So they know when they sent it.

Sefal
Nov 8, 2011
Fun Shoe
During my 1st week. i got told to not send too many questions via e-mail. just 1 and keep it short so they can answer it.
I thought it was weird.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

HR Director just quit

:supaburn:

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

Bob Morales posted:

HR Director just quit

:supaburn:

On the bright side, they can't fire anyone now.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Bob Morales posted:

HR Director just quit

:supaburn:

...good?

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?
You lucky poo poo, I wish our HR director would quit.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


So now who's going to update that personnel page?

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

Bob Morales posted:

HR Director just quit

:supaburn:
Quit like storm out no-notice ragequit, or quit like handed in notice?

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Aunt Beth posted:

Quit like storm out no-notice ragequit, or quit like handed in notice?

Dear ABC,

With bittersweet emotions mixed with excitement and appreciation for ABC, I am leaving my position as HR Director effective July 10th to relocate and start a new chapter of HR adventures.

ABC has been my home for the last fourteen years and I couldn’t have been luckier to work with the associates that make up this wonderful organization. I will miss my ABC family.

Please note the HR department will continue during this transition period, focusing on our number one priority and most important asset, our associates. If you need assistance, please feel free to contact ...........

Sincerely,

HR Lady

I think she's just tired of bullshit lately and I don't think she gets along with our new-ish COO (he's cool though). Our owner has been letting managers hire whoever the gently caress they want, expanding like crazy (bad idea) and violating so many rules it's just dumb. She also just got her masters this year. If it weren't for that I'd wonder if she's just retiring (she's probably 55?).

Bonus fact: she lives across the street from the owners of the company.

We had a big vendor in for lunch and the owner of our company was introducing the management team and how each person started working here. He got to the HR lady and said, "Well, this girl moved in to our neighborhood, the first thing I said is wow she is beautiful. She started going jogging with my wife and then I said wow we should have a threesome together"

Ahdinko
Oct 27, 2007

WHAT A LOVELY DAY
Weeee its happening again

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40416611

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Seems like there's a lot of money to be made by someone that authors some kind of monitor that looks for files being modified serially and hitting a "kill all network interfaces and set local storage read only" panic button. I assume these ransomware apps go after a fairly predictable list of paths so the real challenge becomes not triggering false positives.

Though now that I think about it no one takes this poo poo seriously until they get nailed so I'm guessing you'd be a developer with a great idea and no customers.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


That's almost what the FSRM script does - if files appear with common ransomware extensions it shoves a deny permission on the share for the user doing it.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

We got almost 4000 workstations at one of our subsidiaries infected. Fortunately not my headache.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
Can I just say, I don't understand why people send goodbye emails outside of their own team unless they aren't like, board of director level. An HR director's goodbye email for example shouldn't be in the hands of IT.

There are some pretty smug grins on some sys admins face this morning, in response to their business not prioritizing Wannacry patching when they had the chance.

MC Fruit Stripe fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jun 27, 2017

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Can I just say, I don't understand why people send goodbye emails outside of their own team unless they aren't like, board of director level. An HR director's goodbye email for example shouldn't be in the hands of IT.
Everyone does it here for some reason.

There was an older guy here who left and he typed up this epic 20,000 word goodbye email with like a personal story about everyone who worked here and had worked here in the past.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The worst part about people leaving is the "goodbye lunch."

People get needled relentlessly to set one up when they give notice, and everyone is pressured to show up just to be one in a sea of 40 faces and never get a chance to talk with the person actually leaving.

What's the loving point? :iiam:

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:
Man, I keep getting every single goodbye email from our parent company, even interns write them and get to send them to everyone. It's only interesting in the sense that it shows how high the turnover is.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

xzzy posted:

The worst part about people leaving is the "goodbye lunch."
Never had that. But I like a goodbye happy hour.

PremiumSupport
Aug 17, 2015

Thanks Ants posted:

That's almost what the FSRM script does - if files appear with common ransomware extensions it shoves a deny permission on the share for the user doing it.

Not sure if the FSRM script is going to be effective against this vector of attack. From what the article says this one is attacking the MBR instead of individual files.
Initial infection comes in as an infected office document, probably through email, but then it can spread through the network using the same vulnerabilities as wannacry. :ohdear:

PremiumSupport fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jun 27, 2017

Ahdinko
Oct 27, 2007

WHAT A LOVELY DAY

xzzy posted:

Seems like there's a lot of money to be made by someone that authors some kind of monitor that looks for files being modified serially and hitting a "kill all network interfaces and set local storage read only" panic button. I assume these ransomware apps go after a fairly predictable list of paths so the real challenge becomes not triggering false positives.

Though now that I think about it no one takes this poo poo seriously until they get nailed so I'm guessing you'd be a developer with a great idea and no customers.

CrowdStrike is probably a good shout for that, it detects stuff on a behaviour basis, and can isolate a machine using an agent installed on each endpoint. I haven't used it but had a demo of it at an Infosec exhibition a few weeks ago, according to virustotal they were the first to have definitions for it as well:
https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/027cc450ef5f8c5f653329641ec1fed91f694e0d229928963b30f6b0d7d3a745/analysis/

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MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
I had a goodbye lunch at a job I got laid off from. Awkwaaaaaard.

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