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The devil went down to Georgia and found the humidity unbearable, Confederacy lionization disturbing, and racism lacking subtlety.
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Doobie went down to alabama he was looking for a potato to peel He was in a bind cause he needed fries. and he was willing to make a deal there could probably be more to this but this is the best I can do I think.
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Jedrick posted:I'm the guy who designs the upholstery on all the buses, AMA. i have many questions but little time |
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Jun 27, 2017 17:03
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alnilam posted:*evening news voice* there's a new trend sweeping the tri county area, it's called itching the vine and your teen may already be doing it. find out what it is and what parents and school administrators are doing about it, tonight at 8. 
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Jun 27, 2017 18:12
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snacks always advertise low-fat but what about snacks that advertised how lovely they were for you but like in a realistically marketable sense? "high in fat! but that's okay. you deserve it." "lots of sugar and salt! because it tastes better."
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Jun 27, 2017 18:21
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Starman Super DX posted:snacks always advertise low-fat but what about snacks that advertised how lovely they were for you but like in a realistically marketable sense? 
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oh come on that's hardly the same thing and isn't cane sugar at least marginally better than hfc?
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The devil, standing on a big hill or something overlooking Arkansas for one last time before leaving. A servant imp standing at his feet and holding his own tiny pitchfork asks "Aren't you going to do anything, boss?" After a long moment of hesitation the Devil snaps his fingers and a stairway to Hell appears behind them, he turns and starts walking and after a heavy sigh says "There's nothing I can do to these people that God didn't do to them first." |
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Jun 27, 2017 21:44
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wizards of the coast had to invent Black Elves after realizing they couldn't find anyTolkien black guys
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Putty posted:Reservoir Dogs, but byob.
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Starman Super DX posted:oh come on that's hardly the same thing and isn't cane sugar at least marginally better than hfc? tastes better, is better |
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Find a way to make jerky out of crabs and call it Reef Jerky |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Find a way to make jerky out of crabs and call it Reef Jerky Weed infused jerky |
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Jedrick posted:Weed infused jerky lol thats how i was acting when i got discovered off broadway
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kage bunshin no jutsu but every time you do it the original dies and the clone lives on |
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mama weed and papa weed joke where they call their son bud
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Blackbeard singing in the dead of night Take ye broken wings laddies and learn ye teh fly
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Would it be a good idea to buy a bunch of Minecraft books and review them cause im gonna do it
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the matrix scenes where moprheus is teaching neo how the world really works, but instead of talking about zion and the machines controlling the world, he mostly focuses on how urine is sterile and completely safe to drink
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little munchkin posted:the matrix scenes where moprheus is teaching neo how the world really works, but instead of talking about zion and the machines controlling the world, he mostly focuses on how urine is sterile and completely safe to drink oh you mean THE TRUMP MATRIX ? morpheus puts a tape in the VCR while neo looks away silently, a tv screen comes to life "piss tape is real" whispers neo, without looking to the television |
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I enjoyed that post but a friendly reminder to plz remember no politics rule |
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The Lucyderata.
Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jul 6, 2017
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John McEnroe and Gordon Ramsey in a screaming match on the set of Iron Chef. The fight escalates into a violent tennis match using the secret ingredient
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A crossover movie between Operation Dumbo Drop and Outbreak, like most of ODD happens and then they drop the elephant and it's the opening scene of Outbreak and the elephant explodes and then the rest of the movie is Outbreak |
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vanisher posted:Breaking News: Top vegan competitive eater literally shits themselves to death this is gold. i love it. ----- |
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Splatmaster posted:John McEnroe and Gordon Ramsey in a screaming match on the set of Iron Chef. The fight escalates into a violent tennis match using the secret ingredient Gordon Ramsey and the Bar Rescue guy at each others establishments, just yelling back and forth at each other about how crap they are and throwing tantrums, completely disagreeing on every point made.
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Twenty Four posted:Gordon Ramsey and the Bar Rescue guy at each others establishments, just yelling back and forth at each other about how crap they are and throwing tantrums, completely disagreeing on every point made. *nervously blows on soup ordered by accident while trying to block out the angry food men* |
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Putty posted:*nervously blows on soup ordered by accident while trying to block out the angry food men* "Normally I go there and it is pretty good. Sometimes the service is a little slow, and every once in a rare while they get my order wrong, but, it's okay." "Today there were grown men screaming at each other and throwing things around like misbehaved children, which I think is... worse?"
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A bad psychic who can tell you only what you will do on a random Tuesday in a month or two But the predictions are always true, in the worst possible way |
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Guy Fieri buys ClickHole and renames it Flavor Hole |
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Splatmaster posted:John McEnroe and Gordon Ramsey in a screaming match on the set of Iron Chef. The fight escalates into a violent tennis match using the secret ingredient any excuse to post dis vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaABQkkX_qo
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darth_pizza posted:Guy Fieri buys ClickHole and renames it Flavor Hole ClickTaste PatriotTaste . . . idk rly idw make a thread for it 
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:ClickTaste TasteHole |
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The fight scene from John Wick inside John Wick's really nice house but he's actually just preparing dinner really fast and instead of shooting people he's chopping carrots and stuff |
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