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NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


https://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/6193531649.html

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monsterzero
May 12, 2002
-=TOPGUN=-
Boys who love airplanes :respek: Boys who love boys
Lipstick Apathy

I think he's doing liberals a favor.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

I kinda want to show up and buy it, then have my gay husband show up in a Miata to see it. We get in, make out in the cab, attach a big gay pride rainbow banner to the bed and take off.

I guess my gay husband would have to be dropped off or something, I dunno. Maybe by a third gay polygamous husband.

I'm not even gay, but I'd kiss a dude to piss off a redneck.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

CornHolio posted:

I kinda want to show up and buy it, then have my gay husband show up in a Miata to see it. We get in, make out in the cab, attach a big gay pride rainbow banner to the bed and take off.

I guess my gay husband would have to be dropped off or something, I dunno. Maybe by a third gay polygamous husband.

I'm not even gay, but I'd kiss a dude to piss off a redneck.

Drive off in one direction waving enthusiastically. An hour later, drive back past his house with the bed brimming with wobbly dildos, honking and waving.

Cop
Nov 14, 2007

So enticing. Think he will take pesos?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Cop posted:

So enticing. Think he will take pesos?

I bet he'd take rubles, anyway.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-heavy-trucks...gationFlag=true




slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

That's a lot of similes for 1 ad

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
dude is trying way too hard to be edgy and funny.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/6134857407.html



WANT

Front end of a 911, rear of an MG, 5.0 engine... it shouldn't make sense, but holy poo poo I'd drive the piss out of that all day long.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



CornHolio posted:

https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/6134857407.html



WANT

Front end of a 911, rear of an MG, 5.0 engine... it shouldn't make sense, but holy poo poo I'd drive the piss out of that all day long.

Body from a bag of hammered assholes....

That thing is hideous.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



CornHolio posted:

https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/6134857407.html



WANT

Front end of a 911, rear of an MG, 5.0 engine... it shouldn't make sense, but holy poo poo I'd drive the piss out of that all day long.

Sorry dude, that thing looks like absolute poo poo and I'd think twice about paying $3,000 for it, much less THIRTY THOUSAND AMERICAN loving DOLLARS.

You could buy a real MG or other convertible with a swapped engine for that price. poo poo, you could buy 10 of my MG Midgets.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

CornHolio posted:

https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/6134857407.html



WANT

Front end of a 911, rear of an MG, 5.0 engine... it shouldn't make sense, but holy poo poo I'd drive the piss out of that all day long.

Are...are you OK dude?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Pham Nuwen posted:

Sorry dude, that thing looks like absolute poo poo and I'd think twice about paying $3,000 for it, much less THIRTY THOUSAND AMERICAN loving DOLLARS.

You could buy a real MG or other convertible with a swapped engine for that price. poo poo, you could buy 10 of my MG Midgets.

You could buy 10 midgets for the $3,000 I agree.

Garage2Roadtrip
Oct 27, 2016
I accidentally posted this to the main AI page...hopefully someone can nuke it.

This thing is so wonky-bad that I kind of like it. We're in the beginnings of buying a beach house, and I think this would be rad to throw in a garage down there.











monsterzero
May 12, 2002
-=TOPGUN=-
Boys who love airplanes :respek: Boys who love boys
Lipstick Apathy
It needs a canvas top with fringe and/or dingle balls.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Garage2Roadtrip posted:

I accidentally posted this to the main AI page...hopefully someone can nuke it.

This thing is so wonky-bad that I kind of like it. We're in the beginnings of buying a beach house, and I think this would be rad to throw in a garage down there.













:captainpop: lmao they started with an X5. I wouldn't bat an eye if it was an old rusty Cherokee or Bronco but lol at using an expensive complicated German luxury car. It must have been rolled or attacked with a pick axe by a jealous ex or something. Clean title too.

Good find.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i just want to stretch a blue tarp on the top and DD that thing to work .

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

eh. To me, the appeal of a dune buggy is simplicity. That interior is far too plush. Get rid of the dash and console, replace them with a simple gauge cluster and I'd be more interested.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Deteriorata posted:

eh. To me, the appeal of a dune buggy is simplicity. That interior is far too plush. Get rid of the dash and console, replace them with a simple gauge cluster and I'd be more interested.

It still has AC though to blow right out of the cockpit

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Lift it, put giant chunky tires on it.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

KakerMix posted:

It still has AC though to blow right out of the cockpit

i dunno fellow Fl person i roll windows down sunroof open ac blastin friend. :colbert:

moxieman
Jul 30, 2013

I'd rather die than go to heaven.
https://maine.craigslist.org/cto/6172403136.html



A combination I'd never think to put together.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

moxieman posted:

https://maine.craigslist.org/cto/6172403136.html



A combination I'd never think to put together.

Two of AIs favorite things?
e: If the Caprice wasn't a V6 anyways

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

sneakyfrog posted:

i dunno fellow Fl person i roll windows down sunroof open ac blastin friend. :colbert:

Yeah same and I also do it in the winter with the heat on and also heated seats (of which people not in Florida go 'LMAO CRAZY' because they are dumb as heck) but there is still enough car to hold some air in, that X5 has too many holes. :colbert: :colbert:

rscott posted:

Two of AIs favorite things?
e: If the Caprice wasn't a V6 anyways

And also was a wagon.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rscott posted:

Two of AIs favorite things?
e: If the Caprice wasn't a V6 anyways

Tow the Miata to the track with the Caprice.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Would it be in poor taste to have two terrible decisions threads? Because I am strangely entranced by this thing:

https://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/6176226999.html

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

rscott posted:

Two of AIs favorite things?
e: If the Caprice wasn't a V6 anyways

I owned a Miata and a Crown Vic for the longest time. Most dependable pair of cars I ever owned.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


Excuse me sir, I was wondering if you'd be willing to sell me your truck? The ad says you won't sell to liberals but I think of myself as a classical liberal,

wait where are you going I haven't even explained the genius of F.A. Hayek

sir please stop pointing that shotgun at me, just let me send you a link to my thesis - "Objectivism is Magic: Examining the Non-Aggression Principle through the lens of the My Little Pony series."

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jun 28, 2017

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CornHolio posted:

https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/6134857407.html



WANT

Front end of a 911, rear of an MG, 5.0 engine... it shouldn't make sense, but holy poo poo I'd drive the piss out of that all day long.

You should finance a Mini Cooper instead, way better use of money.

Bibendum
Sep 5, 2003
nunc est Bibendum
https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/6192117879.html :sadwave:

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

ExplodingSims posted:

Would it be in poor taste to have two terrible decisions threads? Because I am strangely entranced by this thing:

https://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/6176226999.html



there are two extra zeroes in the price

Bibendum
Sep 5, 2003
nunc est Bibendum
I dunno, those multiplas are super rare in the states and while it needs a lot of work it looks like it has all it's parts there. I've only ever seen examples way worse then that missing most trim for a little under that price or perfectly restored concours examples for money that would make a split window VW blush. If it was closer to 3k and in my area I'd probably be all over it.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

Garage2Roadtrip posted:

I accidentally posted this to the main AI page...hopefully someone can nuke it.

This thing is so wonky-bad that I kind of like it. We're in the beginnings of buying a beach house, and I think this would be rad to throw in a garage down there.













I'm the poorly welded thin-wall square tube.

moxieman
Jul 30, 2013

I'd rather die than go to heaven.
I keep imagining all the fun ways that thing will fold up in an accident or if it were rolled.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
How much would it suck when you hit a bump and smash your head against the tubing?

bigman.50grand
Mar 31, 2007
no

Does this belong to whom I think it does? :smith:

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

bigman.50grand posted:

Does this belong to whom I think it does? :smith:

Depends, what time is it?



I have no idea how quickly the cops work around those parts, so maybe you should consult a calendar instead

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Well I guess he's given up on life if he's selling it.

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
To be honest that's an amazing price which means it should at least be saved from parking enforcement

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