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We have 75 male employees here and 2 shitters not enough here's my poop math calculations  Seriously hate when I have to poo poo and can't find an open one for a half hour
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Jun 28, 2017 15:04
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Bob Morales posted:We have 75 male employees here and 2 shitters You could use Erlang calculations to work out the optimal number of toilets for a given volume of poops per hour if you have an average waiting time that you want to achieve. Even without doing the maths I agree that 2 toilets is not enough. We have something like 100-150 people on each floor here, so about 75 blokes, and a minimum of three male toilets and three urinals per floor.
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Jun 28, 2017 15:10
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Looks like you just invented a new compression algorithm.
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Jun 28, 2017 15:37
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Bob Morales posted:We have 75 male employees here and 2 shitters We usually have about <15 male employees in office, two toilets total, and the dudes regularly use the ladies' because There Are More Men Here. They've asked that the gender signs be removed. From only the ladies'.
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Jun 28, 2017 15:37
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Bob Morales posted:We have 75 male employees here and 2 shitters OSHA actually has rules for that. With 75 male employees there should be at least 3 sit down toilets (4 total toilets but you can replace some fraction with a urinal). https://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_table=STANDARDS&p_id=202
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Jun 28, 2017 15:56
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xzzy posted:Looks like you just invented a new compression algorithm. ... middle out?!
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Jun 28, 2017 16:04
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:Dicktrauma, interested to hear more about what's going on there when you're ready to talk. It's a crap situation with no entertainment value, but thank you. EDIT: Not a crap situation like only two lavs for 75 people though. 
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Jun 28, 2017 16:10
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mewse posted:... middle out?! No, queue compression. Poo keeps backing up into your colon as you wait for a toilet to free up and it gets squeezed into diamonds, depositing extremely dense data into the toilet. Great for archival.
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Jun 28, 2017 16:12
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Scheduled making GBS threads Service
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Jun 28, 2017 16:14
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Bob Morales posted:We have 75 male employees here and 2 shitters This deserves a multi-page powerpoint presentation.
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Jun 28, 2017 16:16
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xzzy posted:No, queue compression. Poo keeps backing up into your colon as you wait for a toilet to free up and it gets squeezed into diamonds, depositing extremely dense data into the toilet. Great for archival. Ok but what if we could cram 2 dudes into each stall and then have a guy making GBS threads in the urinal, we'd have to run a garden hose and account for the 2 minutes it takes to rinse the poo poo down the urinal grate, I think we could increase the transfer rate immensely
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Jun 28, 2017 16:26
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Bob Morales posted:Seriously hate when I have to poo poo and can't find an open one for a half hour
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Jun 28, 2017 16:29
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Flipperwaldt posted:Just kick the current user by remoting in. On the ceiling of the stall, a small hatch opens, plays the windows welcome noise, then a huge turd starts to poke through before falling straight down into the toilet. Currently logged on user has ~5 seconds to save their work before vacating, lest there be a collision.
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Jun 28, 2017 16:35
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:On the ceiling of the stall, a small hatch opens, plays the windows welcome noise, then a huge turd starts to poke through before falling straight down into the toilet. Currently logged on user has ~5 seconds to save their work before vacating, lest there be a collision. Man, there's gotta be a good 3-way handshake joke here, but I'm too loving tired.
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Jun 28, 2017 16:40
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:On the ceiling of the stall, a small hatch opens, plays the windows welcome noise, then a huge turd starts to poke through before falling straight down into the toilet. Currently logged on user has ~5 seconds to save their work before vacating, lest there be a collision. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQF-c3ROSA
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Jun 28, 2017 16:41
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MANime in the sheets posted:Keep the phone on you with vibrate as high as possible along with an annoying ringer on max. Might not work, but both sensations combined might. My computer plays "My Generation" progressively louder (seven total alarms set). I sleep through them (or half wake up and turn them off) about once every two or three months, but I don't want to disturb the neighbors. It's been less of a problem since I started working a 9:30-6:00 shift, but still makes me nervous. A doctor I suggested it could be apnea, but my Fitbit seems to report a fairly regular sleep pattern, I'm just a heavy sleeper.
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Jun 28, 2017 16:46
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They didn't adjust the line-out levels right.
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Jun 28, 2017 17:05
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Thanatosian posted:My computer plays "My Generation" progressively louder (seven total alarms set). I sleep through them (or half wake up and turn them off) about once every two or three months, but I don't want to disturb the neighbors. It's been less of a problem since I started working a 9:30-6:00 shift, but still makes me nervous. Have you looked at alternative alarm methods? Light in particular?
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Jun 28, 2017 17:19
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Or how about a giant solenoid that punches the bed when it's time to wake up.
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Jun 28, 2017 17:21
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Get a home phone system that connects to your cell phone via Bluetooth. It will ring though no matter what your volume settings of the phone are and you could put a handset right next to your pillow.
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Jun 28, 2017 17:28
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bull3964 posted:Get a home phone system that connects to your cell phone via Bluetooth. It will ring though no matter what your volume settings of the phone are and you could put a handset right next to your pillow.
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Jun 28, 2017 17:30
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xzzy posted:Or how about a giant solenoid that punches
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Jun 28, 2017 17:32
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Hahaha, I'm so glad I've started to update my resume and putting feelers out there. After being passed over for promotion, which now has me in the hilarious position of being the most skilled and experienced developer on my team but also the lowest ranked person, I had my monthly one-on-one meeting with my manager. He said that he and his boss wanted to give me a raise even if they didn't feel like they could promote me for whatever bullshit reasons, but the VP that has to approve all raises/promotions denied it. gently caress it, I'm out of here as soon as I can find another gig.
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Jun 28, 2017 17:38
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xzzy posted:Or how about a giant solenoid that punches the bed when it's time to wake up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVzn1pl4nlo
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Jun 28, 2017 17:41
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Thanks Ants posted:Stop sending proposals to customers with obvious spelling and grammatical errors in Oh, you mean like the process documentation and QA logsheets that were used for our ISO<mumblemumble> certifications and customer documentation that our products conformed to spec? That *all* had really blatant and stupid typos? (Like, stupider than my normal typing, even.) (This was -3 jobs backs, at the plastics plant.) I was fairly  that everything was so derped, but as time (years) went by and *no one* noticed/commented/fixed poo poo, I just let it go and made sure my rear end was covered. :|
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Jun 28, 2017 17:42
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That bathroom situation brings to mind a whole different sort of race condition. Winner take all! 
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Jun 28, 2017 18:16
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Dick Trauma posted:That bathroom situation brings to mind a whole different sort of race condition. All poops now high speed low drag.
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Jun 28, 2017 18:20
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I worked at a high profile non-profit where the President's office had its own bathroom. It was a conspicuous door right next to the desk that opened outward, into the office. The arrogant shitbird that became President partway through my time there liked to schedule meetings with people and have them sit and wait in the office so he could make a WWE style triumphant entrance from the bathroom, complete with odious wafting of poop-breeze.
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Jun 28, 2017 18:42
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Jun 28, 2017 18:44
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There's power moves, then there's that. Sheesh. When I was a teenager, I dated a girl whose dad had Money. His home office included a private bathroom which opened directly into office. I mention this because this is the only scenario, your private residence, in which your bathroom should be opening into your office. I like to think I'm a pretty keep it together guy, but I don't even know how to react if I'm sitting alone in your office and you arrive from your bathroom. My brain can't process that many absurdities at once. MC Fruit Stripe fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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Jun 28, 2017 18:50
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I earned the black, crackled crust that envelopes my shriveled, pea-sized soul.
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Jun 28, 2017 18:52
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That racing toilet seat should really have belts 
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Jun 28, 2017 18:53
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It really needs to have a shifter knob sticking up somewhere.
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Jun 28, 2017 19:20
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I wanted to make a comment about how the Oval Office has a directly adjoining shitter, but then I remembered who's currently in that office, and...Dick Trauma posted:The arrogant shitbird that became President partway through my time there liked to schedule meetings with people and have them sit and wait in the office so he could make a WWE style triumphant entrance from the bathroom, complete with odious wafting of poop-breeze. Yeah. 
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Jun 28, 2017 21:10
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Remember President Johnson. http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/08/20/lyndon-johnson-held-meetings-on-the-toilet/
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Jun 28, 2017 21:45
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rndmnmbr posted:I wanted to make a comment about how the Oval Office has a directly adjoining shitter, but then I remembered who's currently in that office, and... Pee tapes.
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Jun 28, 2017 22:48
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Dick Trauma posted:I worked at a high profile non-profit where the President's office had its own bathroom. It was a conspicuous door right next to the desk that opened outward, into the office. The arrogant shitbird that became President partway through my time there liked to schedule meetings with people and have them sit and wait in the office so he could make a WWE style triumphant entrance from the bathroom, complete with odious wafting of poop-breeze. Was that the same guy who wanted a really long phone cord so he could take calls in the bathroom, too? I want to say there was some discussion about a cordless telephone, but that wouldn't work for him for some reason?
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Jun 29, 2017 03:19
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Wizard of the Deep posted:Was that the same guy who wanted a really long phone cord so he could take calls in the bathroom, too? I want to say there was some discussion about a cordless telephone, but that wouldn't work for him for some reason? I remember that too, though I'm also not sure if that was the same shitter-phone person.
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Dick Trauma posted:That bathroom situation brings to mind a whole different sort of race condition. Oh, so this is the real reason that so many Twitch streamers have DX Racer chairs.
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