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Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Elias_Maluco posted:

But this is not the gif thread

Have a picture of a capy in motion



majestic

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Elias_Maluco posted:

But this is not the gif thread

Have a picture of a capy in motion



Motion?



Lies.


That weird horse-dog-hamster?



Lies.


River, probably fake :colbert:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's like a brown torpedo loaded upside down

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

It's upside down

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Eastbound Spider posted:

Motion?



Lies.


That weird horse-dog-hamster?



Lies.


River, probably fake :colbert:

:sad:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
If you're a gardener, and live in a fairly infested area, the best groundhog is one that looks exactly like that Capybara on it's back. Especially out on the road. Groundhogs are shitheads that can mow a good garden down in a couple of hours. I use a wood fence, an underground wire fence (to prevent them from digging), an electric fence (bottom wire at ground level hot so you'll short if if you try to dig under, top wire and ground wire at top so you'll short it if you try to go over the top), and as a last resort, a .22 rifle when we need to discuss the "lease agreement" in close detail. Sometimes the fuckers still linebacker their way through all the obstacles to eat my drat green beans. They're bastards every single one, and since they no longer have any natural predators, they breed faster than rabbits.

That's my groundhog story.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

E pluribus anus.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

If you're a gardener, and live in a fairly infested area, the best groundhog is one that looks exactly like that Capybara on it's back. Especially out on the road. Groundhogs are shitheads that can mow a good garden down in a couple of hours. I use a wood fence, an underground wire fence (to prevent them from digging), an electric fence (bottom wire at ground level hot so you'll short if if you try to dig under, top wire and ground wire at top so you'll short it if you try to go over the top), and as a last resort, a .22 rifle when we need to discuss the "lease agreement" in close detail. Sometimes the fuckers still linebacker their way through all the obstacles to eat my drat green beans. They're bastards every single one, and since they no longer have any natural predators, they breed faster than rabbits.

That's my groundhog story.

the solution seems pretty simple

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

they no longer have any natural predators

reintroduce wolves to your neighborhood.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Guy Goodbody posted:

the solution seems pretty simple

reintroduce wolves to your neighborhood.

You're exactly right, and I'm happy to report, since Coyotes are now on their way back, the number of whistlepigs I've had to, um, "evict" have been reduced. Thank you dumpster dogs for all that you do!

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

You're exactly right, and I'm happy to report, since Coyotes are now on their way back, the number of whistlepigs I've had to, um, "evict" have been reduced. Thank you dumpster dogs for all that you do!

I had to kill a whistlepig that was gonna eat my garden but i kinda regret it, they're pretty cute :(

upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

Blind Rasputin posted:

It's upside down


Can confirm.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

davidspackage posted:

E pluribus anus.

How shocking!

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Tumble posted:

I had to kill a whistlepig that was gonna eat my garden but i kinda regret it, they're pretty cute :(

was it good eatin?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Well, I think we can probably predict his nickname.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Aleph Null posted:

was it good eatin?

No I threw it into the woods, so I wasted it twice :(

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Gum posted:

That's a level of commitment that glory holes are specifically designed to avoid

Or she's so good at blowjobs he proposed on the spot. :haw:




Surely you would poop before starting your shift on the watchtower?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Surely you would poop before starting your shift on the watchtower?

When you gotta go, you gotta go.



Plus, pooping at work etc

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Johnny Aztec posted:

Well, I think we can probably predict his nickname.

I would call him "vagina fuckface"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Facebook Aunt posted:

Surely you would poop before starting your shift on the watchtower?

"There must be some way out of here"
Said the joker to the thief
"There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Or she's so good at blowjobs he proposed on the spot. :haw:


Surely you would poop before starting your shift on the watchtower?

Pooping with a view is pro tier pooping and it saddens me that you seem to miss this point.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Poop in the ocean. It's God's toilet.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Bogan King posted:

Pooping with a view is pro tier pooping and it saddens me that you seem to miss this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmn1ts_AIhA&t=12s

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

canyoneer posted:

"There must be some way out of here"
Said the joker to the thief
"There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief


Outside in the cold distance
An ewok did growl
Two Rebels were approaching
And I bent over and dropped trou

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Outside in the cold distance
An ewok did growl
Two Rebels were approaching
And I bent over and dropped trou


:golfclap:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

:five:

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy
:popeye:

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009



Now even more majestic.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




:perfect:

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

You will believe a man capybara can fly.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
http://i.imgur.com/t6OBU6w.gifv

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
http://i.imgur.com/c1gGBUt.mp4

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

"And he flew northeast for the winter"

Honest-to-god, that was the joke Bob Saget made on a similar video for AFV back in the day and I don't know how in the hell I recalled it.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

What's so funny about Trump grabbing his water glass?:confused:

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om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Bogan King posted:

Pooping with a view is pro tier pooping and it saddens me that you seem to miss this point.

My buddy's out on the Appalachian Trail right now, and posted this the other day.

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