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Fartbox posted:so i went on another tinder date Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:She kept it to hang herself
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syscall girl posted:it was just a few people who did this horrible thing Slenderman was a group effort
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 18:30 |
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little munchkin posted:one of the funniest bits of forums history to me was the time that goons collectively decided that a thin person was the scariest thing they could think of plus he was dressed respectably in business attire
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 18:31 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:plus he was dressed respectably in business attire Also he goes outside
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 21:41 |
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Really sad the original name "Slenderdad" never stuck around Or his original catchphrase, "Slenderdad hates the rock n roll music"
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 22:08 |
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Ah, so slenderman was a door to door salesman just trying to put food on his table for his wife and new born. Makes sense
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 22:38 |
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Slendermen couldn't terrify people between Friday evening and Saturday night.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 22:41 |
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You think with me being slender the ol' ball and chain wouldn't drag me down! Take my slenderwife please.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 22:43 |
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Didn't Andy Milanakis(sp?) post a bunch of dumb poo poo here and got banned?
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 03:34 |
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Field Mousepad posted:Didn't Andy Milanakis(sp?) post a bunch of dumb poo poo here and got banned? Yep, he was choo choo andeee https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1495
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 04:22 |
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Reformed Pissboy posted:Learning about horse cum is 100,000 million times better than hearing about what some dipshits on facebook said or whatever. And I don't even like horse cum THAT much
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 21:28 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Strange memories on this nervous night on SA. Nine years later? Twelve? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era—the kind of peak that never comes again. The internet in the early 2000s was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run… but no explanation, no mix of image macros or GIFs or photoshop threads can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the internet. Whatever it meant...
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 22:36 |
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(reference) sebmojo has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Jun 27, 2017 |
# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:35 |
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Does someone have a link to the "f-fingerblast that little turd" story?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:48 |
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Heath posted:Does someone have a link to the "f-fingerblast that little turd" story? Goldmined.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:29 |
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Ingmar terdman posted:I was wondering why the giant was credited as Tane in this episode but then I realized hes the original orb dad
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:49 |
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Heath posted:Does someone have a link to the "f-fingerblast that little turd" story? there were a hundred stories I could have expected 'f-finger blast that little turd' to mean, and this was none of them.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:23 |
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It comes out of loving nowhere lmao, so good
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:26 |
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That and the Fragmaster(?) posts about his mangled dick are my favorite on topic derails of all time. I can never find the dick one though. Anyone got a link to that one? I think at one point he was talking about how it's all lumpy and misshapen and he would try to masturbate by rubbing a toothbrush on a spongy part of it that could still feel sensation. And that it was the size of two hotdog buns, but not end to end.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:38 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:That and the Fragmaster(?) posts about his mangled dick are my favorite on topic derails of all time. I can never find the dick one though. Anyone got a link to that one? I think at one point he was talking about how it's all lumpy and misshapen and he would try to masturbate by rubbing a toothbrush on a spongy part of it that could still feel sensation. And that it was the size of two hotdog buns, but not end to end. I'd also like to see that, even though I'm not really familiar with it at all. However I think Kirk (and later Smythe) had the best genital mutilation posts https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842 kirk one there smythe idk even the search terms
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:42 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:That and the Fragmaster(?) posts about his mangled dick are my favorite on topic derails of all time. I can never find the dick one though. Anyone got a link to that one? I think at one point he was talking about how it's all lumpy and misshapen and he would try to masturbate by rubbing a toothbrush on a spongy part of it that could still feel sensation. And that it was the size of two hotdog buns, but not end to end. oh gently caress I remember that one. he did his toothbrush JO routine in front of a chick once and she got so grossed out she left, and he just shrugged and kept doing it? and he kept doing the toothbrush thing until his sack got all swollen with blood and old jizz and he had to have it lanced in the emergency room or something
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:51 |
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syscall girl posted:I'd also like to see that, even though I'm not really familiar with it at all. However I think Kirk (and later Smythe) had the best genital mutilation posts Found it! It was David Thorpe not Fragmaster: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/my-genitals/1/ edit: I could have sworn it was a post in a thread first, but maybe I'm remembering incorrectly.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:00 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Found it! It was David Thorpe not Fragmaster: g4 one here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdUHDDj7fhk syscall girl has a new favorite as of 06:09 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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haha this is amazing.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 13:43 |
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Ha! Just noticed the thread title. I feel almost honored.
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syscall girl posted:I'd also like to see that, even though I'm not really familiar with it at all. However I think Kirk (and later Smythe) had the best genital mutilation posts Lol at that thread Then lol the Switch
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 14:52 |
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cda posted:Hi...I...I uh...I discovered something disturbing about Steve Harvey.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 00:47 |
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mind the walrus posted:Not seeing it? Mother of god...
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 03:25 |
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mind the walrus posted:Not seeing it? The concept is taken from an old YouTube video https://youtu.be/hOimTfNR110
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 03:32 |
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Oh yeah I'd be shocked if it was a GBS original, but come on.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 03:37 |
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could someone repost the quote about how to get over a crush or your ex by imagining them taking a massive dump? it took me from to to
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 06:36 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:That and the Fragmaster(?) posts about his mangled dick are my favorite on topic derails of all time. I can never find the dick one though. Anyone got a link to that one? I think at one point he was talking about how it's all lumpy and misshapen and he would try to masturbate by rubbing a toothbrush on a spongy part of it that could still feel sensation. And that it was the size of two hotdog buns, but not end to end. Y'know the monkey story was still funny in a dark sort of way but hearing a second hand account of a dude's hosed up dick is just kinda Sex Hobbit posted:oh gently caress I remember that one. he did his toothbrush JO routine in front of a chick once and she got so grossed out she left, and he just shrugged and kept doing it? he kept doing the toothbrush thing until his sack got all swollen with blood and old jizz and he had to have it lanced in the emergency room or something mind the walrus posted:Not seeing it?
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:17 |
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Quaint Quail Quilt posted:My GF had fungus from mold in the walls colonize her ear, (she said the drops they gave her were the most pain she'd ever endured) it also gave the cat backnee. Bozart posted:you should keep your realdoll in a dry place
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:39 |
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Digirat posted:The taser-coated car nonlethally slamming into you at 70 miles per hour unexpectedly causes a traffic cone to slightly intersect one of your feet. Your 300-pound muscle body made entirely out of meat and biceps instantly turns into soft jelly as your limbs horribly contort and spack every which way, each passing frame rapidly blurring the line between man and cone. Within one second you are no longer in contact with the earth, but now spinning erratically through the air as if in a vacuum, limbs spastically snapping and reaching out in impossible directions, furiously trying to separate your hapless physical form from the ravenous clutches of the cone--But it is too late. In a matter of moments your amalgamated mess of a body is horrifically mangled into the geometry, and as more of your nonlethally-subdued form is forcibly intersected with the wall and floor, the faster the eldritch transformation takes place. When you no longer bear any resemblance to the generic muscle goon you once were, only a contorted and agonized mass of finely-tessellated polygons stretching away into the skybox, your only hope of salvation is for what used to be one of your legs to get propelled far enough beneath the map that it finally reaches the vast expanses of the kill volume. At last you find sweet release from this farcical hell as it coldly and uncaringly deletes you in a frame.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 08:03 |
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Y'know the monkey story was still funny in a dark sort of way but hearing a second hand account of a dude's hosed up dick is just kinda Just in case you missed it, I found the whole darn thing: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/my-genitals/1/ It's funnier in context.......sort of.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 08:13 |
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Let me guess, Car Boys fan fiction?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 08:14 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Let me guess, Car Boys fan fiction? Sounds like a description of Arkham Knight's batmobile physics
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 08:19 |
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From looking at the thread, I think you're right.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 08:22 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:His next addition will be a soap dish with a button underneath it that unleashes a spring loaded gay man who's holding a bottle of red wine and a manicure set.
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Menu pricing at the new Falcons stadium: Silly Burrito posted:I hope all the food has tiny Falcons logos on them so they can be properly labeled as choking hazards.
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