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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:Probably a fart in a bottle, still crossing my fingers this is legit. It's Friday. Chances of resetting hosed up day counter back to zero are usually 99%.
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It's the friday before a holiday weekend, the best time to quietly toss out some bad news before closing up for the day.
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Tarquinn posted:How can a thing die if it never lived? Tis not dead which can eternally lie. Crobert can lie for ever. 
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Jun 30, 2017 15:13
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He said, in the sub-reddit dedicated to hating Derek Smart
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Seriously, I can't post in that sub-reddit. Someone go do that for me please and thank you.
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Something about Fridays makes the memeposting skyrocket in this thread.
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Beet Wagon posted:Something about Fridays makes the memeposting skyrocket in this thread. We've refactored Friday into Cryday thanks to
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AP posted:Greetings Citizens I think it's hilarious that CIG's yearly convention only has tickets for about 600 (last year, I think) to 650 (this year) backers. You'd think that if CIG really had thousands of whales wanting to throw money at this dumb poo poo, they'd want to accommodate every single last one of them to really vacuum up the cash. Who wants to bet that CIG intentionally limits attendance to about 600 folks because that's about the number of major donors they have?
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Beet Wagon posted:Something about Fridays makes the memeposting skyrocket in this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
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Jun 30, 2017 16:01
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Have you guys seen this video yet? I'm super stoked to be doing all these things in the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ369wYFsK8
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spacetoaster posted:Soooooooooo AUGUST?!?!
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Footage captured in the Star Citizen public test universe 2.6.3 with no additional processing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeoz4qPUcZg&t=6s
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Jobbo_Fett posted:We've refactored Friday into Cryday thanks to Firday thanks to Lumberyard.
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MinorInconvenience posted:I think it's hilarious that CIG's yearly convention only has tickets for about 600 (last year, I think) to 650 (this year) backers. You'd think that if CIG really had thousands of whales wanting to throw money at this dumb poo poo, they'd want to accommodate every single last one of them to really vacuum up the cash. Who wants to bet that CIG intentionally limits attendance to about 600 folks because that's about the number of major donors they have? I think its more hilarious that people who live far away from Germany spend the money on plane tickets, hotel, and transportation to what is essentially a couple hour power point presentation.
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Jun 30, 2017 16:29
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Let's be honest, drawing dicks in space is the natural human response. 
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MinorInconvenience posted:I think it's hilarious that CIG's yearly convention only has tickets for about 600 (last year, I think) to 650 (this year) backers. You'd think that if CIG really had thousands of whales wanting to throw money at this dumb poo poo, they'd want to accommodate every single last one of them to really vacuum up the cash. Who wants to bet that CIG intentionally limits attendance to about 600 folks because that's about the number of major donors they have?
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MinorInconvenience posted:I think it's hilarious that CIG's yearly convention only has tickets for about 600 (last year, I think) to 650 (this year) backers. You'd think that if CIG really had thousands of whales wanting to throw money at this dumb poo poo, they'd want to accommodate every single last one of them to really vacuum up the cash. Who wants to bet that CIG intentionally limits attendance to about 600 folks because that's about the number of major donors they have? Backers paying for plane tickets and hotels and poo poo doesn't help development. It's better if they catch the livestream and pledge that money instead.
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The inevitable consequence of space contrails.
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The Titanic posted:Cat holding a calculator looks suspiciously like CIG artwork. I hope you got their permission before posting that to your clearly monetized post. gently caress the police.
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ManofManyAliases posted:It'll be in evocati's hands early July.
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:The three planets they proudly talk about on that page look literally exactly alike. Dead, barren moon with no features besides rocks.
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FMguru posted:The description of the third planet literally says its a mixture of the first two planets. It's got volcanos like the volcano planet, but also craters like the crater planet! They are missing the opportunity to have a fourth one, with no volcanos and no craters. Just rock.
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spacetoaster posted:Have you guys seen this video yet? I'm super stoked to be doing all these things in the game. This game has been in development for so long with no clear scope or gameplay loops that people are just making poo poo up. The tears of disappointment are going to flood the internet when the other foot finally drops.
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XK posted:Yes. Ah yes. Of the many, many magnificent pieces of bullshit - the inflight cocktails mixed with special Alien Whisky which gained you bonus customer satisfaction points was one that always stood out for me. Pure bollocks pulled straight out of Croberts arse
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ManofManyAliases posted:It'll be in evocati's hands early July. Cool your jets, goonies. Two weeks. 
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I planned to do a joke version of the epic SC musical Master Piece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-I8XIAj8I Full Burn. I wrote some lyrics:quote:The lights are blinding now The rest can be found here http://piratepad.net/ep/pad/view/ro.KnIJHRb4Mpy/latest I tried removing the vocals from the original with everything up to and including melodyne, no dice. So I submit it to you dear goons, if anyone wants to collaborate or do something with it at all, be my guest.
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Geocities Homepage King posted:Let's be honest, drawing dicks in space is the natural human response. Oh yeah I mean no argument there. Just... something about the way that tweet was worded and it being in response to "@ladiesofSC" reminded me of wuldge. Maybe I'm reading too far into it.
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Beet Wagon posted:Oh yeah I mean no argument there. Just... something about the way that tweet was worded and it being in response to "@ladiesofSC" reminded me of wuldge. Maybe I'm reading too far into it. No, you weren't.
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Beet Wagon posted:Oh yeah I mean no argument there. Just... something about the way that tweet was worded and it being in response to "@ladiesofSC" reminded me of wuldge. Maybe I'm reading too far into it. The weird, male-dominated community for a non-game set in a far-future past space with many multiple fantasies of rape and other debauchery? You don't say...
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Beet Wagon posted:Oh yeah I mean no argument there. Just... something about the way that tweet was worded and it being in response to "@ladiesofSC" reminded me of wuldge. Maybe I'm reading too far into it. From the RSI website: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/orgs/PENIS  
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phosdex posted:I think its more hilarious that people who live far away from Germany spend the money on plane tickets, hotel, and transportation to what is essentially a couple hour power point presentation. Looking forward to see Chris fighting TWO sandworms.
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