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Accretionist posted:
Aw, come on, why didn't they go with Space Marines? e: quote:“I chastised my staff and said, ‘How could I not know that this was happening?’ They said, ‘Well, they had a meeting about it and you missed it,’” LOL
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SomeJazzyRat posted:I take pride in the fact that the only bits of Evangelion I have seen is the first episode, and that movie. Nothing between. Watching anime is not something to take pride in no matter the circumstance
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Facebook Aunt posted:Aw, come on, why didn't they go with Space Marines? Maybe because it's not just infantry. Space Navy would be better, then you can have the infantry be the Space Marines.
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Jul 2, 2017 00:44
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Mezzanine posted:I think mentioning anime is the text equivalent of mentally-handicapped-man-kicks-child-and-is-punched-by-father.gif 
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MizPiz posted:*Goes to bathroom* https://twitter.com/dril/status/880906490495807488
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Facebook Aunt posted:She's also had solo hits. WAIT GUYS, I GOT THIS ahem... I never realized Stephen Fry and John Cusack were in this video!
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Jul 2, 2017 03:41
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ITS not an either or situation tho
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oldpainless posted:ITS not an either or situation tho It's about your preferred jerkin location, not your exclusive one.
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oldpainless posted:ITS not an either or situation tho I always walk back and forth between the bathroom and bedroom masturbating constantly and ultimately finishing up in my walk in closet lying on my back with my head on a pile of dirty socks. Think he has a spot on his chart for that?
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Solice Kirsk posted:I always walk back and forth between the bathroom and bedroom masturbating constantly and ultimately finishing up in my walk in closet lying on my back with my head on a pile of dirty socks. Think he has a spot on his chart for that? Probably not, but I have a new fetish.
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Jul 2, 2017 03:59
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Solice Kirsk posted:I always walk back and forth between the bathroom and bedroom masturbating constantly and ultimately finishing up in my walk in closet lying on my back with my head on a pile of dirty socks. Think he has a spot on his chart for that? I do the same thing. Why do you think your socks are dirty when you get there?
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Jul 2, 2017 04:46
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Huh, I just never questioned it. We make a good team The Sexual Shiite!
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Jul 2, 2017 05:11
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And if you just whip it out, immediately, wherever you are, and go to town?
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Jul 2, 2017 05:37
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What about jerking in the kitchen? Or in your balcony?
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Jul 2, 2017 05:47
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What if we jack off in the living room in front of the big picture window? Asking for a friend.
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Dannywilson posted:The stick is on the wrong side of the forks in the last frame. It's staged. I'm making a joke about the "loving *blank*" meme this is based on.
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Jul 2, 2017 05:54
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RFC2324 posted:What about jerking in the kitchen? Or in your balcony? I masticate regularly in my kitchen.
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Hyperlynx posted:And if you just whip it out, immediately, wherever you are, and go to town? Criminal RFC2324 posted:What about jerking in the kitchen? Or in your balcony? Salty. Free spirit.
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donquixotic posted:It's a maxi pad not an abortion pad ffs Depends on the type of birth control you use!
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Hollismason posted:I masticate regularly in my kitchen. I masticate with Snap and Loopin while on a broom outside of Enoby's bathroom window.
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MizPiz posted:What's the funny? turn off your monitor
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"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hun." - A Butt Scientist
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There's definitely something large under water at the bottom tip of that peninsula/island.
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Jul 2, 2017 13:15
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Accretionist posted:Also, relevant Current Events item: Doesn't the US currently have no way to get people into space? It's like a doubly landlocked country, like Uzbekistan, saying they're going to start a navy.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Doesn't the US currently have no way to get people into space? Up?
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Gorilla Salad posted:Doesn't the US currently have no way to get people into space? Uzbekistan has always been landlocked and presumably always be. The United States could presumably get men to space again.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Uzbekistan has always been landlocked and presumably always be. The United States could presumably get men to space again. Just hedging your bets in case they decide to conquer Iran and Turkmenistan and form the Imperial Uzbek Navy?
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Gorilla Salad posted:Doesn't the US currently have no way to get people into space? Richest country on earth wants a rocket, we'll have ten on order.
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President of the Professor Shark Institute for Booty Studies.
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Just get Elon Musk to reveal himself as the Emperor of Mankind and have him create the Adeptus Astartes. Boom, so easy.
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