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Macaluso posted:https://www.polygon.com/e3/2017/6/14/15802706/wolfenstein-new-colossus-bj-head-transplant
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lol that wolfenstein literally has ancient jewish magic robot
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corn in the bible posted:lol that wolfenstein literally has ancient jewish magic robot I haven't seen what you're referring to but I believe that is called a "golem"
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Jul 2, 2017 06:03
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There must have been some magic in that old jew mech suit they found
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Jul 2, 2017 06:04
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 What is there to deal with, Polygon author
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Jul 2, 2017 06:05
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do you think bj refused the transplant until they found a body with an even bigger dick
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In The Old Blood they had to specially tailor a Nazi uniform for him because he was too massive to fit any of the uniforms they stole, I'm sure he'd be happy to have a body that didn't actively interfere with his work like that. Also I was recently exposed to the theory that per an interview with the devs that said this time the choice at the start will be between two objects instead of two people and that it would drastically change the way the game played, and going off of the trailer's emphasis on head transplants and the fact that you see BJ both in the robot suit and the human body that that choice will be picking which body you get on and that the robot body will have jet boosts and poo poo and I think that sounds cool.
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Jul 2, 2017 06:16
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guy mann is always wrong so i predict the game will NOT have that choice
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Jul 2, 2017 06:18
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CJacobs posted:
The polygon writer cracks his knuckles and pulls out his wireless Macintosh keyboard, with "this machine kills fascists" written across the back in label printer tape to avoid voiding the warranty. "Time to show those internet haters how we do"
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Jul 2, 2017 06:26
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i cant handle bj having a new body, its blowing my mind, my mind has been blown and now i hate heterosexuality and america and am joining a commune im a communist
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Jul 2, 2017 06:27
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Guy Mann posted:jet boosts and poo poo wolfenstein II: the new vanquisher
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Jul 2, 2017 06:29
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drat, first Patrick Gill spent months harassing Nintendo with diaper artwork and now this. I bet Polygon is really reconsidering having somebody who is so unprofessional on their payroll. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytIKxTP2NcY
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Jul 2, 2017 06:31
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corn in the bible posted:i cant handle bj having a new body, its blowing my mind, my mind has been blown and now i hate heterosexuality and america and am joining a commune im a communist drat this game is really good.
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corn in the bible posted:i cant handle bj having a new body, its blowing my mind, my mind has been blown and now i hate heterosexuality and america and am joining a commune im a communist good.
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Jul 2, 2017 07:36
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I've been out of town for a few days and I'm not going to go through 600 posts from the end of the last chat thread. How's everyone doing? Did I miss any fun drama?
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:I've been out of town for a few days and I'm not going to go through 600 posts from the end of the last chat thread. Donald Trump is the new games mod.
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Jul 2, 2017 07:57
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Wow, gently caress peace walker round 2. Shot at that thing for 30 minutes until I ran out of ammo, then died. I don't understand, I'm shooting it in its weakest points.
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Snak posted:Wow, gently caress peace walker round 2. Shot at that thing for 30 minutes until I ran out of ammo, then died. You're not shooting hard enough, scrublord.
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Snak posted:Wow, gently caress peace walker round 2. Shot at that thing for 30 minutes until I ran out of ammo, then died. Peace Walker runs more on RPG logic I guess than classic Metal Gear logic.
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Snak posted:Wow, gently caress peace walker round 2. Shot at that thing for 30 minutes until I ran out of ammo, then died. yeah so now you get to grind again
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There's something I'm missing. Kaz keeps saying "Now, Now!" Every time I stagger it, but I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do the. I thought it was shoot at the exposed missile, but it doesn't seem to do anything and onyl does 80 damage instead of 400. I got it down to it's last health bar last time, and then every time it hit it I got that prompt... Edit: durr, use the battle suit. Snak fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Jul 2, 2017 |
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Jul 2, 2017 08:09
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I'm on the last boss of Blaster Master Zero and it's bringing back bad Doppleganger fight memories.
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Jul 2, 2017 09:57
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CJacobs posted:
Maybe it's actually a black woman's body!
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corn in the bible posted:lol that wolfenstein literally has ancient jewish magic robot
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Guy Mann posted:drat, first Patrick Gill spent months harassing Nintendo with diaper artwork and now this. I bet Polygon is really reconsidering having somebody who is so unprofessional on their payroll. Nintendo should stop being rude and retweet the Toad
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Jul 2, 2017 13:22
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Puyo Puyo Wolfenstein imo
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Jul 2, 2017 13:23
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Captain Invictus posted:Isn't the whole premise of wolfenstein, besides that killing Hitler allowed someone smarter to take over, that all the insane stuff the nazis experimented and developed during the war ended up working? Hence the totally alive, not dead after a few seconds cat head on a monkey body. Kind of? Hitler being alive or dead changes depending on which game we're talking about but the premise that "this ridiculous technology worked somehow" is the burning white-hot core of Wolfenstein, right up there with "you play as a Polish-American built like a goddamn brick shithouse".
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Jul 2, 2017 13:35
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World building in Wolfenstein games is literally a Silver Age comic.
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Captain Invictus posted:Isn't the whole premise of wolfenstein, besides that killing Hitler allowed someone smarter to take over, that all the insane stuff the nazis experimented and developed during the war ended up working? Hence the totally alive, not dead after a few seconds cat head on a monkey body. Well the thing is that specifically the last two wolfenstein games were about how the nazis won the war and solidified their rule over all europe using secret jewish science they stole from secret zion tablets. Which is uh. Well. It's not the direction I would've gone.
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Jul 2, 2017 16:39
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Lurdiak posted:Well the thing is that specifically the last two wolfenstein games were about how the nazis won the war and solidified their rule over all europe using secret jewish science they stole from secret zion tablets. Which is uh. Well. It's not the direction I would've gone.
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gdq !!
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Jul 2, 2017 16:57
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i just beat MGS2 again and found out the original release doesnt give you a codename, just a password to enter into a now defunct konami website. Lame!
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Captain Invictus posted:Eh, it's not like the poo poo they tried in reality was any more sane. The nazis did a lot of really absurd poo poo trying to create the war-winning piece of tech. Occult stuff is only a hop skip and a jump away from where they were at when they lost. No that's fine, nazi sorcery and megatanks are a tried and true comic book trope, it's just really weird that the magic superscience that actually exists in the setting is secretly hoarded by jews and used by nazis to build an empire. Like not offensive, just a weird call. Like I guess it's supposed to be ironic because all their superiority is stolen from those they deem inferior, but it's also sorta tonedeaf. And speaking of tonedeaf, boy did I get sick of BJ's whispering inner monologues.
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Lurdiak posted:No that's fine, nazi sorcery and megatanks are a tried and true comic book trope, it's just really weird that the magic superscience that actually exists in the setting is secretly hoarded by jews and used by nazis to build an empire. Like not offensive, just a weird call. Like I guess it's supposed to be ironic because all their superiority is stolen from those they deem inferior, but it's also sorta tonedeaf. The only thing keeping me from replaying Wolfenstein TNO is that goddamn segment with the underwater jet ski thing where you hear all about billy boy's americana home life while also doing slow slow slow infiltration with pretty much no shooting edit: Also that part where you're at the resistance base and in your attempts to get a slab of concrete BJ falls through the floor or something dumb and you have to work your way through the sewers to get back
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There's a lot of neat stuff in TNO but there's also a lot of not neat at all stuff that slooooows the game down.
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