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 I'm Dana White. You might remember me from such roles as President of the UFC, and Antagonist of Mighty Mouse. Well, I'm here to present to you a new product of my own devising: Tuesday night fights. That's right, instead of the same old Friday or Saturday night fights, where you get to sleep in the next morning, I am putting on fights on a Tuesday. You might think I'm crazy!! But I'm not, and I'll prove it: every fight under this new promotion will feature untested rookies. "But Dana," you might ask, "I don't give a poo poo about unranked fighters." You know what? That's OK. But my response is: are you some kinda dummy? Listen up stupid, you are going to pay me money for this. Also Snoop Dogg  First episode: Tuesday, July 11, 2017 Fight card: Featherweights: Kurt Holobaugh vs. Matt Bessette Heavyweights: Greg Rebellos vs. Azunna Anwanyu Bantamweights: Boston Salmon vs. Ricky Turcios Middleweights: Justin Jones vs. Charles Byrd Flyweights: Joby Sanchez vs. Manny Vazquez You might not have heard of these guys, but you know what? gently caress you. mewse fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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 This is a combined discussion / GDT thread so don't get pissy when a billion replies happen on Tuesdays How to watch: buy fight pass stupid
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Jul 3, 2017 23:53
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Oh poo poo. Kurt Holobaugh is a guy my coach corners and he comes to roll with us in camp. Really hard working guy, hope he does well.
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Jul 4, 2017 00:04
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OP needs more
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Jul 4, 2017 00:14
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Boston Salmon is apparently an actual fighter and not a low-budget chain seafood restaurant
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Jul 4, 2017 01:07
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I remember Boston Salmon as being HOT poo poo for about a minute on the Z-leagues years ago for doing the unthinkable and throwing two punches in a row with the same fuckin hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqV7ca7cQJw
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Jul 4, 2017 01:22
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LobsterMobster posted:doing the unthinkable and throwing two punches in a row with the same fuckin hand Wow an uppercut hook combo, where do MMA guys learn these secret techniques
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Jul 4, 2017 01:36
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They never ask me to commentate fights 
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So TUF fights often suck and these guys are.... worse than the guys on TUF?
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Jul 4, 2017 02:20
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Nierbo posted:So TUF fights often suck and these guys are.... worse than the guys on TUF? To be fair, tuf fights often suck largely because they stick people in a house without steroids and make them fight 1-3 times in a month span, knowing their opponent on a day or two's notice
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Yeah thats a good point. I feel like theres more mismatches around amateur MMA though. Are these guys like semipros, where they have sponsors and get paid like 50 bucks by the bar that they fight at?
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I feel like Boston Salmon must have toughened up into a fighter via the method explained in Johnny Cash's "Boy Named Sue".
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Jul 4, 2017 03:19
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Boston Salmon fought the guy that Michael Schiavello kept calling "My Anus" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WaVactj5M Nierbo posted:Yeah thats a good point. I feel like theres more mismatches around amateur MMA though. Are these guys like semipros, where they have sponsors and get paid like 50 bucks by the bar that they fight at? They all seem to be pros with at least some fights under their belt. Many of them are like 35 years old. Joby Sanchez and Kurt Holobaugh have actually fought in the UFC before too. Dr. Abysmal fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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Dr. Abysmal posted:They all seem to be pros with at least some fights under their belt. Many of them are like 35 years old. Joby Sanchez and Kurt Holobaugh have actually fought in the UFC before too. Yeah I get the feeling this is the B-leagues for guys that don't want to abandon their family for 2 months or however long TUF filming is
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Jul 4, 2017 04:42
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OP pic must have been before Dana fell into a vat of HGH
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Jul 4, 2017 06:38
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Yeah considering there's only two-ish years between then and now, he got loving jacked.
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Jul 4, 2017 06:40
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it was Mendes McGregor apparently so maybe he asked Chad for some of that skin cream
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Jul 4, 2017 07:25
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matt bessette is a cool guy who is from the town next to my hometown, he has fought in bellator and is current lightweight champion in ces, i have rolled with him
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I've trained with Justin Jones before. He's cool as poo poo and hits like a truck.
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I met Kurt at my gym during a jits class Thursday. He seemed pretty cool. I did not get a chance to roll with him though.
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I met Charles Byrd at an airport bathroom and he's like "Hey I'm Charles Byrd" and I was like "I said no names".
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Grem posted:I met Charles Byrd at an airport bathroom and he's like "Hey I'm Charles Byrd" and I was like "I said no names". So... how was it?
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Reminder that this thing starts in about an hour
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Jul 12, 2017 00:13
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Let's go Boston Salmon.
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Jul 12, 2017 00:26
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So they definitely didn't hire the UFCs production team for this thing.
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lol, Snoop and Urijah sipping on gin and juice
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Lol snoop drinking gin
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"he's got the mouthpiece of a vampire"
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lol they're just muting the main stream and playing the snoop cast over it so you can't hear any fight audio.
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how do i listen to the snoop dogg e: i found it Fat Twitter Man fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jul 12, 2017 |
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Fat Twitter Man posted:how do i listen to the snoop dogg There are two different streams. Under live events you gotta pick snoopcast
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"So if this was a video game his energy meter be going down right now wouldn't it?"
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Jul 12, 2017 01:19
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I wanna see that guy get KO'd in front of his terrified grandma. I'm a bad person.
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snoop and urijah is actually a remarkably amazing combo. urijah is talking through everything while snoop goes 'drat' and 'e got im in eez nizzuts'
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Jul 12, 2017 01:28
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This Snoopcast is awesome.
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Jul 12, 2017 01:29
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Of course Snoop wants to use the Diaz method of slapping your opponent.
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Did they hire the same chick who was really bad at postfight interviews in Invicta for this?
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ahhahahhahahaha this interview just asked 'what kind of change did you make was it mentical?'
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So does Dana emerge from a cocaine haze at the end of every episode and offer a dude a contract?
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