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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Hot Dog Eating Contest 2017 GDT
 
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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
On ESPN2 right now.

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:13
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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
I ate two bratwurst yesterday.

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
 Best part of the day

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:14
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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
MOST DOMINANT ATHLETE OF THIS GENERATION



Vs

Guy that does a bunch of eating challenges on Youtube



And some other people. I think of them paints his face.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I am so dang ready to hear these intros

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:26
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Does Eater X still compete?

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:31
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OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
"Specializes in candy and pie events"

I like the idea that it takes specialization to eat M&Ms and rhubarb

Edit: GO LOCUST

OrangeKing fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jul 4, 2017

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:32
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Oh god the old man is gonna die on stage

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:35
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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbU_q_ILpM

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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past
 FREE KOBAYASHI.

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:41
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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
lmao

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blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Does Eater X still compete?

According to what I read on Wikipedia, he retired last year, saying he can only do dumb things so long. Really.

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OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Fake chews.

Fake chews.

Anyway, that's a lot of hot dogs

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:50
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Whoa Chestnut on an incredible pace out of the gate

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OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Whoa Chestnut on an incredible pace out of the gate

"Like a tremendous machine!"

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Lil Yachty was just 9 years old!

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:52
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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
who is this loving dweeb on commentary

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:55
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OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Cincotti is pushing Chestnut, you like to see that level of competition in a prestigious event like this one

* # ? Jul 4, 2017 17:56
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

corn on the cop posted:

who is this loving dweeb on commentary

Joey is beloved here, like Justin Trudeau at a women's march

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 72 hot dogs and buns

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jul 4, 2017

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

corn on the cop posted:



should be the background of sas

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

corn on the cop posted:



this doesn't really take into account his intangibles though

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
What's his career WAR (wursts above replacement)?

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